Turning 65? You Are Broke or Dead!

 Platinum, our sack of excrement, predicts that 95 percent of the people will be dead or bankrupt by the time they reach the age of 65. And what about the remaining 5%? They were in charge of their own enterprises.

What sources does this liar rely on for his information? I've seen other bloggers bring up figures that are similar to mine.

As for asking him about where he obtained these statistics, that's up to you. Never put yourself in the shoes of your superiors! Despite the fact that he confessed he believed it was on the census. Yeah, I recall reading such questions on the census form: "If you are under the age of 65, are you still alive?" and "If you are beyond 65, are you still alive?" as well as "Are you in financial trouble?"

As for those who die before the age of 65, unfortunately, people die for a variety of causes, and there is no point in getting into depressing detail. I was unable to locate any information on the Internet regarding the percentage of people who died before reaching the age of 65. If I am unable to locate it, how can those deceitful IBOs locate it? They are unable to do so! That is why they are deceivers!

People are living significantly longer lives in this day and age. We have made significant advancements in medical and scientific research, and, on the whole, people are leading better lives by watching what they eat, exercising, and refraining from smoking. People who maintain a healthy lifestyle are able to live well into their 80s and 90s with ease. And the majority of the folks I know in those age categories come from well-to-do families. They own their own homes, receive Social Security benefits, and have savings and investments from which they can supplement their income.

How can any bot know the actual percentage of persons who are bankrupt by the time they reach the age of 65? What government survey inquires as to whether or not you are broke. I'm not sure how many people would admit to it if asked in a survey, to be honest!

There is no evidence to support the claim that 95 percent of the population is dead or broke by the age of 65, so I come to the logical conclusion that any Amway ambot who spews this nonsense is a liar who is most likely repeating lies that started higher up in the Amway organisation.

There are a lot of people that make poor decisions about their future. That does not imply that they will be bankrupt or dead before the age of 65. There are a lot of folks who are not in the business of running a business. That does not imply that they will be bankrupt or dead before the age of 65.

Other events may take place as well. A spouse could pass away, a job loss could result in other financial difficulties, such as being unable to pay the mortgage, or illness or injury could make earning a living practically hard to do.

The individuals described in the preceding paragraph are the types of people who IBOs frequently prey on in order to recruit them into Amway. Awful ambots lure people into the Amway system by instilling false hopes of financial independence in their minds while they are already in a bad state of affairs and a terrible financial situation. These are the people who can least afford to lose their hard-earned money.

Let us now go on to the falsehood about the 5 percent of the population who do not die or go bankrupt by the time they reach the age of 65 just because they run their own firm.

Ownership of one's own business creates an intangible barrier around you, protecting you from being murdered in an accident, dying from a sickness, or losing all of your money before reaching the age of 65?

According to ambots that have been brainwashed, this is the case. People who have been brainwashed into believing that they would be successful and never go broke are also among those who have been made to believe this.

Another deception perpetrated by the deceptive upline. Businesses fail for a variety of reasons, often resulting in significant personal financial losses to the firm owner from which they may never be able to fully recover. This includes bogus Amway enterprises as well!

Due to the $150 registration fee, $300/month in Amway products for personal consumption, and a few hundred dollars more each month in Amway tools and functions, the upline brainwashes ambots into believing they are legitimate business owners. According to the upline, this signifies that they are a member of the fictional 5 percent of business owners who will survive past the age of 65 and will never go bankrupt.

OK. Before you sign up for this illusion, ask the upline liar to produce confirmation of the statistics they claim to have. To see what they come up with will be intriguing to watch. It's going to be difficult to get out of that deception!

Things to do in Portland Instead of Duncan Family Reunion

 Duncan Family Reunion will be held in Portland, Oregon, on July 21st and 22nd, 2012, hosted by Amway WWDB.

Basically, I'm copying and pasting from prior posts that I've written on the Family Reunion.

Please accept my apologies. I believe I've already covered the most of what I consider to be your highlights!

I just read an article on the top ten cities for foodies, and Portland, Oregon, was included on the list, which I found to be rather shocking.

Super-green With its farm-to-table dining, well-crafted microbrews, and more than 200 food trucks, Portland has gained a reputation as a foodie destination. Check out the food truck "pods" near Pioneer Courthouse Square or at SE Hawthorne and 12th Avenue to get a taste of the most popular options, which include Namu, an exceptional Korean-Hawaiian fusion restaurant, among others. Another gastronomic must-stop is Voodoo Doughnuts, which is known for its bacon-topped maple bar and the breakfast cereal-crusted “Captain My Captain.” And don't be deceived into thinking that these Oregonians are completely health-conscious: they are everything but.

The original article can be found here. http://travel.yahoo.com/p-interests-40686622

Was it just me, or did the article just mention Voodoo Doughnuts? This sounds like a place I'd enjoy visiting! After a quick Google search, I was able to locate the website. http://voodoodoughnut.com/index.php

There are over 90 different kinds of doughnuts! These Voodoo doll donuts are calling my name! I receive a lot of traffic from people searching for "Amway sex" who end up on Anna Banana's blog. It's possible that they're not getting any because these ambots are never at their homes. Cock-N-Balls, a donut confection by Voodoo Doughnuts, can provide relief to individuals who are obsessed with Amway sex. The graphics on their website would have been great to copy and paste here, but they have some code on their website that stops me from copying their donut pictures.

According to a Google search, Portland is home to a plethora of museums, as well as gardens and parks inspired by the East. Although museums are not really my thing, if someone put a pistol to my head and forced me to pick between attending an Amway WWDB function or visiting the The Hat Museum, I would chose the latter. The cost of admission is $15, which is significantly less expensive than being bored to death by a bunch of old Diamonds ripping off IBOs.

The last time I wrote a post like this, someone who must have been there mentioned in the comments that they had gone to the Pittock Mansion. Admission is $8.50 for adults and somewhat cheaper for children and youth under the age of 18. http://pittockmansion.org/

Nobody will want to miss a visit to the Church of Elvis Presley. It's displayed in the storefront of a shop in Chinatown. Provides access to a coin-operated cinema, which may be accessed from the sidewalk. As a result, I'd say it's nearly free. Due to the fact that brainwashing tactics work better when people are sleep deprived, it is a strange coincidence that the poor bastards attending Family Reunion will also be up and about pretty much 24 hours a day. The Church of Elvis movie had more to say at 2 a.m. than the bucket of shit Platinum, and that is saying something!

Tour and tasting of the House Spirits Distillery. Yummy! You must be 21 years old. There is a cost for sampling, but if you purchase a bottle of wine, the fee is waived. This will make you forget about those nefarious Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs)!

Beer brewed by Widmer Brothers Brewing Company There is no charge for this excursion. Free beer will be provided. Is there anything else I can say?

Oregon Zoo Adult entry is $10.50 per person (ages 13 and above). Other age groups will find it a little more affordable. It will be entertaining to visit the bear exhibit and imagine yourself feeding the grizzlies on your upline!

If you're serious about visiting Portland, Oregon and participating in tourist attractions, check out Trip Advisor's recommendations at http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g52024-Activities-Portland Oregon.html#TtD. Museums and parks are the most popular tourist destinations.

Things to do in Boise, Idaho instead of Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2012

 In light of the fact that the Amway WWDB Puryear Family Reunion 2012 will be hosted in Boise, Idaho from July 13 to 15, 2012, it is appropriate to revisit an article I published last year about things to do in the area if you are not attending the Amway function.

There are people travelling to Boise in July who are not interested in attending the Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2012, and I'm sure IBOs would be astounded if they heard about it.

The issue arises as a result of my high rankings in the search engines. In turn, I attract other people to my site who are truly looking for things to do in Boise and who could care less about Amway and their brainwashing conference. After all, who has time for that?! Please accept my apologies!

The Boise Art Museum is located in the city of Boise, Idaho. The cost of admission for adults is $5, with prices slightly lower for children and other age groups. Let's see, if I didn't have any interest in visiting the Louvre, I'm not sure I'd be interested in visiting this art museum either. I guess I'm lacking in culture! Hell! If I had to choose between Family Reunion and visiting an art gallery, I'd prefer the latter because I enjoy looking at paintings.

The Boise Zoo is located in the city of Boise, Idaho. The cost of admission for adults is $7. There is less for the other age groups. You are well aware that this is not a bad price for a zoo. I'd most likely go. It's far more enjoyable than watching those orangutans from the stage!

Tours of Boise via Trolley The cost of admission for a narrated tour of Boise is $18 for adults and less for children under the age of 12. Once you've been on one trolley, you've been on them all, believe it or not! I'm not sure I'd be able to pull this off. At least not until I was forced to pick between the trolley and Family Reunion, which I would refuse to do. Clang, clatter, clatter! Everyone on board!!!

The Idaho Capitol Building is open to the public for free tours.

Roaring Springs Waterpark is a family-friendly attraction. We're having a conversation now! On a hot summer day, this is just the type of entertainment I enjoy. The price is determined on how tall you are. If you're over 4', the cost is $27.99. With the exception of seniors (over 55), there is no height restriction for $22.99. Ha! Hey, it's less expensive and more fun than Family Reunion!

Check out Trip Advisor to find out about the best things to do in Boise.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g35394-Activities-Boise Idaho.html

Which brings up the question of what, according to Trip Advisor, is the top-rated tourist destination in Boise.

The old penitentiary, where I used to work! Tours are reasonably priced at $5 per person.

You're all familiar with the procedure by now. I'd go there if I could! Absolutely, if I had to choose between attending an Amway gathering and going to jail, I would choose jail every time.

That's all there is to it. There's plenty of other things to do in Boise, Idaho, if you don't want to attend the Amway WWDB Family Reunion.

Of course, the majority of you are now on to me. Basically, this is just another blog to help me climb to the top of Google search results for the key words that will annoy IBOs looking for information about the Amway WWDB Puryear Family Reunion 2012. As a side note, I hope this may be of assistance to a lady who has been dragged away from the Family Reunion by her indoctrinated husband but refuses to enter the Centurylink Arena to participate in the brainwashing. There are a variety of different activities available in Boise. It's more productive to relax in your hotel room and read a book or watch television than it is to lose your head at a Scamway meeting listening to those fucked up Amway cult gurus!

Sniping Prospects at the Grocery Store

 Typically, I do one large food shopping trip each month, with smaller trips for perishable items as needed in between. Due to Amway meetings taking up so much of Ambot's time, we had gotten behind on our grocery shopping and were running low on supplies. We had planned a night out where we would go shopping, and just as we were about to go out the door, his cell phone chirps, indicating that he has received a text message. To which I respond that he should disregard it because the only texts he receives are from some upline asshole.

To be sure, the conceited jerk who sponsored Ambot and the fucking moron who sponsored him have booked a meeting at Taco Bell for the very next day. I instruct Ambot to tell them to fuck off because we have something else in mind for them. Instead, Ambot states that we must cease and desist from whatever we are doing since the cultists demand him to be accessible at their beck and call at all hours of the day and night. Given that we hadn't had dinner yet, I suggested that I get some Mexican fast food before we went grocery shopping. And I really mean it. Before the store closes for the night.

Except for the fact that they were harassing us about "the business," I have no recollection of what those two jerks wanted from us. Because these two cretins are considerably younger than us, Ambot was of the opinion that they were our upline and that we should treat them as gods and kiss their asses, whereas I was not under any such deluded delusions. I made it very obvious to those two cretins that I needed to get to the grocery store before it closed, despite the fact that they were attempting to persuade Ambot to stay in Taco Bell so that they could discuss some very important business tactics with him. I sort of won this battle since Ambot and I were on our way to the store when those two fucking fools pulled up in their car behind us and followed us. What are they going to get in the grocery store? They were both still living at home with their mothers, who were in charge of the shopping and the cooking.

Those two cretins told Ambot to go to the grocery store and look for prospects. Oh my god, how embarrassing is that? The security guy is standing outside the store, so Ambot leaps on him while I push the grocery cart inside and abandon him to his inane Amway games for the rest of the day. Eventually, Ambot catches up with me and informs me that the security guard is a promising candidate for whom he has obtained his phone number. Isn't that a nasty joke? At first glance, it appears as though he is attempting to pick up a date at the grocery store.

These two upline jerks either grow tired of roaming around the grocery store, or they simply became frustrated with their lack of success sniping consumers, and they leave. They did, however, continue to call and contact Ambot while we were out shopping to see how the prospecting was going for them. Ambot attempted to strike up a conversation with a couple of other shoppers, but most of them looked at him as if he were some kind of freak, and I pulled the shopping cart as far away from him as I possibly could.

When we approach to the cash register line, Ambot begins conversing with the man in line in front of us, who appears to be in a state of discomfort. Despite the fact that Ambot is employing F.O.R.M. on him, he bypasses F (Family) and goes straight for O. (Occupation). The individual has something to do with the development of computer video games. Ambot is able to extract that much information from him before his cell phone rings. It's the pompous jerk who's sponsoring the event. In a fit of elation, Ambot informs his upline bastard that he will not believe who he is speaking with: a person who invents electronic gaming devices. After the call has ended, he returns to the man, who is most likely wishing with all his might that the cashier would move a little faster, and informs him that his friend who was on the phone is interested in a similar vocation (BULLSHIT!) and would like to speak with him at some point. When Ambot asks for his work phone number, the man hesitantly obliges.

My knowledge of whether Ambot or the conceited braggart attempted to contact the man is slim to non-existent. It's likely that the piece of paper on which the number was written was misplaced.

I'm not sure what's more embarrassing: this or this. Faking an interest in someone's professional life in the aim of tricking him into attending an Amway meeting, or snooping on grocery shoppers in order to persuade them to attend Amway meetings.

A common claim made by Amway employees is that there is no other business like theirs. In fact, I can't think of another business that would dispatch staff into areas where most people do not want to be disturbed by a rabid cult follower in search of new business opportunities.

Name List!

 Our upline instructed Ambot and me to compile a list of everyone we are acquainted with. As a result, they provided us with a prompt sheet to utilise to assist stimulate our memories and realise that we know more people than we believe we do. All of our friends and acquaintances that we don't know but who we already know. Friends, family, the cashier at the gas station, the mailman, the garbageman, and other random people were on this list of prompts. I don't recall any of the suggestions that were on the list. Our Platinum used to boast that he had over 1000 persons on his mailing list at any given point in time. He also recommended that you use Facebook to meet new people and then snipe the friends of your Facebook friends and add them to your contact list. We came up with a list of over 200 people within the first couple of weeks of signing up, which Ambot then presented to the Platinum. As soon as Ambot joined Facebook and joined numerous groups, he began adding new pals left, right, and centre to his list of contacts. In reality, Facebook temporarily suspended his account because he had gone crazy by adding an excessive number of friends. He had gone over his daily quota of buddies to invite.

For one thing, it's one thing to come up with a list of a bunch of people who you might run into during the course of a month. But it's another thing entirely to really have their phone numbers or to know them well enough to inquire about their contact information. I'm referring to the number of people that approach the water metre reader and ask for his phone number.

I'm quite sure Ambot and I wrote down the names of every former coworker we'd ever had on a list together. These were people we knew but with whom we had not necessarily maintained contact over the years, and we had no way of knowing if these people are still employed by the same company or how to get in touch with them if we needed to.

As a result, we had a list of names. My guess is that these were people who were meant to be bugged into attending Amway meetings, and I imagine that Ambot glanced at the list every now and then and contacted someone to harrass them into attending an Amway meeting. The majority of the names on the list were those of persons we occasionally run into but do not have their phone numbers. Although we and other IBOs were instructed to compile a list of names and submit it to the Platinum as proof of completion, no one in our upline ever mentioned the list or referred to it again, nor did anyone inquire as to whether or not we were in contact with any of the people on our list after we had completed it.

In other words, one of the first things our upline required of us was to compile a list of names of people we knew and then categorise them as either hot or cold prospects. They didn't care whether or not we contacted these people to invite them to board meetings later on.

For the upline, it appears that badgering their downline to purchase additional items and equipment is more important than following up on their name list and what exactly they are accomplishing with their name list. Or, at the very least, in our LOS.

Married to an Ambot Site Maintenance

Please be advised that the individual who has been handling the blog management for me informed me in June that they were unable to continue to assist me due to a lack of time and resources. So July has been a month of transition for me, and I have a new person to whom I send my blogs so that they can publish the articles and comments I receive.

Yes, Anna Banana isn't a one-trick pony. The initial individual who was in charge of the blog administration from the beginning had to move away in late 2011, and another supporter stepped in to help out generously until recently.

Even though the person who uploads my entries is in a different time zone than I am, and the blog administrator never does any of the writing, they have provided me with topic recommendations when I was running low on new content. They've also submitted some of their own images to go along with the posts.

That's the other point to make. According to the person who was in charge of uploading my blog articles before me, photographs are a pain in the rear. They must then upload the photos to the blog and place them in the appropriate location in the post, so I haven't added photos to any posts in a long time because it's time consuming and I don't want to put them through any more stress than they already are!

It happens to the best of us that people grow busy, and I understand when they can't help me out with blog publication any longer. My current person is also busy and can't check the blog every day for comments. And Anna Banana is also quite busy, working in the shop to help out with vacation coverage. As a result, throughout the majority of this summer, I will be giving you repeats of your favourite television show.

I appreciate the enthusiasm, but a few weeks ago, there were approximately 30 comments left in a single day, which terrified my new administrator, and regrettably, I am unable to keep up with such a high volume of comments.

That's all there is to it. My previous and current blog administrators have a social life as well. I'd like to express my gratitude to those who have supported me and continue to support me because they believe in the importance of getting my message out there. I consider myself extremely fortunate that others have willingly donated their time to publish my posts and comments.

Thank you to all of my patient readers who have put up with my reruns this summer. 

Do You Agree?

 When I went to Amway meetings, our sack of crap Platinum would to do this dumb ass game that I refer to as "do you agree?" When I was a kid, I used to love it.

It's all part of the subtle brainwashing techniques that are utilised by the Amway cult to manipulate people's behaviour.

He'd start by saying things that would be difficult to argue with, such as "Does everyone agree that there is a painting of a lighthouse on the wall?" or "Does everyone agree that there is a painting of a lighthouse on the wall?" Who among us doesn't believe that Washington, DC, is our nation's capital? You know, the usual stuff.

As soon as the Platinum has the entire room nodding their heads in agreement that what he is saying is correct, he moves on to other points that people may or may not agree with, but because of peer pressure and the cult environment, you are not allowed to disagree with what everyone else in the room is nodding their heads to.

Isn't everyone in agreement that working in a profession that makes your boss wealthy is a mistake?

Isn't it true that everyone wishes their boss would pay them more money?

Isn't it true that everyone wishes their boss will offer them more time off while still paying them?

Is everyone in agreement that being a business owner is preferable to being an employee?

Anyone else think it's smarter to do all your shopping at home rather than going to another store and making that other business owner richer? If you own your own shop, don't you think it's smarter to do all your shopping at home rather than going to someone else's store and helping that other business owner become richer?

I can refute all of those arguments, however I'd appear like a complete moron if I tried to claim that the lighthouse painting looked more like a group of dogs playing poker or that New York City is the capital.

Is it a waste of time to have a job? That isn't an option when there are debts to be paid. Who is to argue that the boss is becoming wealthy? Perhaps he is simply covering all of his business and personal costs and has no money left over to put aside for his retirement. Not all enterprises are profitable and result in the owner becoming wealthy. The main point here is that the Platinum is sowing the seed of doubt into the minds of Amway cult members that having a job is a waste of time.

As for extra money and time off work, that's something we'd all like. The majority of people believe they are worth more than they are being compensated. The majority of business owners, especially those who operate as one-person operations, do not take time off for vacation. Didn't occur to you, you sack of dung Platinum, to consider that! Because they do not receive a sufficient amount of money and vacation time, those queries do little more than drive the Amway cult member to become dissatisfied with their job and their supervisor.

Is it true that everyone wants to be a business owner rather than an employee? This is not always the case. Not everyone possesses the financial resources, brain power, leadership abilities, desire, interest, physical or mental abilities, or other characteristics necessary to be a successful business owner. Not everyone has what it takes to be successful. It doesn't make them any less of a human being, however. Despite the fact that the Amway cult leaders want their ambots to believe that they are low-life bastards if they are employees rather than business owners, this is exactly how they want them to feel.

In terms of purchasing from your own store, if your prices are too high, you'd be an absolute fucking moron to purchase from your own store if you can obtain better quality and lower pricing from a competing store. Platinum, the sack of shit, wants the ambots to realise that they should be doing all of their own purchases from Amway, not Amway. Then they'd better not go to the drugstore and get some toothpaste after all.

In the case of an ambot who has been indoctrinated and who agrees with Platinum on basic points, this just makes it simpler for him when more intensive brainwashing into the Amway cult begins.