Amway Artistry Cosmetics

 Considering how many people have been visiting my Artistry Cosmetics page recently, I decided it was about time I wrote another piece about that shite, pricey, low quality, lousy selection, messed up Amway stuff that ladies are forced to pour on their faces.Previously unknown to me,...

Amway Ambot and the Shitmobile!

 So it appears that this Amway ambot has spotted a promising prospect in the form of a lovely young lady. Therefore, he pretends to be interested in her, as though he wishes to become her new partner. During their conversation, he boasts about his success as a business owner and tells...

Ambots bragging about Amway Tax Refunds

 I mean, she lost $35 000 in 11 years, which is little shy of $3200 a year... you all understand that this is a product industry, and no matter how much you dislike the business structure, the products themselves are rarely second to none. The average Amway salesperson may make enough...

Get Your Order of Importance Right!

 At every Amway meeting, our sack of shit Platinum informed us about his life and utilised a white board to show us his to-do list and the order in which everything should be completed in his opinion of priority. He acted as if he expected us all to "duplicate" him. Some of the satanists...

Brainwashed Ambot from Markham Ontario Seeks Punishment

 After conducting a Google search for "Amway top sites on the Internet," I received a visit from a brainwashed ambot from Markham, Ontario, who came to my blog. My blog appears in the fourth position for that search criteria. That must be very appealing to the upper management of Amway!Ambot...

The Amway Ambot Shit List

 When an ambot has had enough of being love bombed to death by Amway cult members and losing money in the Amway pyramid scheme and decides to leave Scamway, they are placed on the Amway ambot shit list, which is updated on a regular basis.The Amway cult is a messed-up religion that...

Eat Snacks Much?

 Do you know someone who consumes snacks and beverages on a daily basis?Our sack of shit Platinum would ask questions like this to everyone in the room when we were at Amway gatherings. The tried-and-true method of brainwashing followers into agreeing with all you say is still in use...

Dream Stealers

 The Dream Stealers are a group of people that steal dreams.It nearly sounds like alien invaders from another universe are descending on your body, ready to suck away the part of your body where your dreams are stored, if you listen closely.During Amway meetings, I heard the phrase...

Amway Teaches Women To Sell Their Bodies And Souls

 Here's a method that I don't recall being taught in any of the Amway meetings I was a part of, perhaps because the women who attended the meetings were married and perhaps that small information wouldn't have deterred them in the first place. However, there were a couple of single...

Amway In Disguise

 Someone searched for “Amway in Disguise” on Google and ended up on my site, so I thought it would be a wonderful topic for a post on my blog.Putting on an Amway disguise makes it sound like something full of intrigue, the kind of thing that mystery and thriller books are made of.It...

Amway Douchebags

 For searchers who make their way to Married To An Ambot, the most popular topics are "Amway sex items" or variations on that theme. They are most likely attempting to increase the likelihood that they will be able to have sex. There are a slew of ambot sex fiends roaming the streets...

Amway Ambot Guide To Qualify Prospects

 When Amway ambots crawl out of their rat sewers in search of victims, here's what I think they should do: Sponsoring people who you don't care for is a bad decision.While this may seem like a tangential point, I believe that when recruiting Amway IBOs, it is wise to cross people off...

Amway Advertising

 A slew of Amway ambots have appeared on this blog, yapping about how amazing Amway Artistry cosmetics is, and how otherwise the Miss America contest would use it.Miss America is not watched by everyone. In fact, it is likely that the vast majority of the public does not watch it. Which...

Ambots Bitching About Lack Of Amway Success

 Our bucket of shit Platinum claims that the female you date will have an impact on your ability to advance in the Amway organisation.The Platinum's latest chauvinistic remark is just that. And what evidence does he have that I'm cheating on my husband by dating another woman? Asshole!In...

What's There To Do In Irvine, California Instead of WWDB Amway Fed 2013

 The following is the latest in a series of guides about entertaining things to do in town instead of attending an Amway event.This year's WWDB Amway Free Enterprise Days will take place in the Bren Events Center in Irvine, California from September 27 to September 29, 2013.You can...

What To Do In Portland Oregon Instead Of Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days 2013

 Free Enterprise Days will be held in the Portland Memorial Coliseum from October 11th through October 13th, 2013, in conjunction with Amway Worldwide Dream Builders WWDB.Rather than attending an Amway brainwashing conference, I'm simply copying and pasting from prior blogs I've written...

The Old Amway Are You Free Bullshit

 Here's a letter from a reader who happens to have an ambot relative. Someone who has been brainwashed into the Amway cult will be egotistical, arrogant, and self-centered, and will not give a damn about anyone else. What matters is that they be lavished with material goods and that...

The Amway Male Chauvinist Pig Club

 The Amway Male Chauvinist Pig Club teaches that "a man's worth is exclusively measured by the size of his pocketbook, and a woman's worth is measured by how well she is cared for."WWDB takes advantage of what is finest in a man's nature - providing for his family - and what is best...