Recent Search Criteria to Land On Married to an Ambot

 My blog ranks rather high in the search engines for just about anything related to Amway, so I decided to compile a list of the terms that some of my visitors have used to find their way to my site over the course of the last day. Following that, I'll provide my thoughts on the search!Because...

No One Is Buying My Amway Products

 "No one is interested in my Amway products."That is the regret of a recent searcher who came across my site and left a comment. That is not the case with me! I do not have any Scamway items available for purchase!There is a legitimate reason why no one is purchasing your Amway items....

Can Gay Men Join World Wide Dream Builders?

 Someone came to my blog after conducting a Google search for the answer to the question, "Can gay men join World Wide Dream Builders?"World Wide Dream Builders, often known as WWDB, is an Amway cult organisation that promotes the company's products. It is a really harsh organisation...

Amway Product to Stop Sperm Leaking

 A search for "Amway product to stop sperm leaking" must have been one of the strangest search terms ever, as it brought an Amway ambot to my blog.Oh, you know how much ladies despise that! LOL!!!This is also a topic that women will almost certainly find a whole lot more amusing than...

Amway IBOs Are Lousy Employees

 I've been to enough Amway meetings where the Platinum or Diamond speaker expresses disdain for anyone who holds down a regular employment position.It is those who laugh at those who have work. They make fun of folks who are employed. They are critical of those who hold down a job....

Amway Censorship

 Amway and their ambots (advertising representatives) are staunch proponents of censorship.I attended an infinite number of Amway cult meetings, where the cult leaders delivered brainwashing sermons on what IBOs could and could not do when it came to reading, watching, and listening...

Amway Ambots Are Servers

 After reading a recent comment from an ambot who indicated that he is in Amway to "service" others, I decided to revisit the whole Amway ambot server situation.By referring to Ambot as a "server," our Platinum sack of sh*t would attempt to massage Ambot's ego. And then he'd start spewing...

Amway After Sex Product

 As it happens, one of my recent ambot drop ins discovered my site via Googling "Amway after sex product."I'm not even sure I'm interested in finding out the answer to that question!Ambots are just not good at getting laid in the first place! Who would want to live with someone from...

Ambot Searchers Finding Anna Banana!

 In order to come up with something new to write on my blog, I sometimes scribble down search criteria and then put it all together in a post, and I've been keeping track of some fascinating Internet searchers over the past couple of weeks. There are some Amway sex monsters on the loose...

You’re Not Man Enough To Be In Amway!

 One of the last accusations shouted at Ambot by our sack of shit Platinum was that he wasn't man enough to be in Amway and that he wasn't man enough to be married to me, among other things.As a result, the piece of shit persuaded the Amway meeting attendees to join him in a prayerfest,...

If You Don’t Attend Amway Meetings What Happens?

 If you don't attend Amway meetings, what happens? is the inquiry put by an ambot who appears to be on the point of quitting, into the old Google search engine.First and foremost, you will have a wonderful sense of relief at having been able to escape from an Amway cult gathering. There...

How To Lose Money In Las Vegas Without Gambling!

 They say that the "extremely important information" presented at Amway functions 5 years, 10 years, and 20 years ago is not the same "highly important information" taught now, and that we old timer bloggers are in possession of out-of-date knowledge.Bullshit!With the exception of the...

How Not To Throw Up After Taking Double X Vitamins

 The following search criteria were used on Google: "how not to throw up after taking Double X vitamins."I'm not going to hit you. In this case, the searcher landed up at http://marriedtoanambot.blogspot.com/2011/05/double x, double knockout.html.There were a variety of reasons why...

Facebook and Amway

 Seeing as how Facebook stock was made available for trading today, I felt it would be appropriate to bring it up and discuss whether or not Facebook was discussed during Amway meetings in my experience.I recall our piece of shit Platinum bringing up Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg at...

Buy Your Tickets for WWDB Amway Puryear Family Reunion 2012!

 It's time to start thinking about keywords because IBOs are desperately looking for information on the World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion! This is an annual Amway function that takes place in July.The Puryear Family Reunion will take place in Boise, Idaho, from July 13 to July...

Anna Banana is a Disgruntled Amway Artistry Model

 Yes, it appears that someone has finally figured it out. A Google search for "Is Anna Banana from married to an ambot a disgruntled Artistry Model?" yielded the following results: and I was well aware that they had me in their sights!As a result, I decided to share a photo from my...