Your Dreams Will Have An Expiration Date If You Join Amway

 If you decide to join Amway, your dreams will have an expiration date.Amway is a ruse to get you to buy into a pipe fantasy. Having your own business is a dream come true. It's every person's ambition to have a home, a fleet of sports vehicles, luxury vacations, and so on. Amway cult...

Would You Buy Travel Services From An Amway Ambot?

 According to what I've read, Amazon is planning to offer travel services. Possibly, they are already doing so on their web-based services platform.That got me thinking about whether or not Amway will mimic and provide something similar. You know how Amway's commissioned sales representatives...

Where’s Your Name List Demands Amway Cult Leader

 Our Amway upline instructed Ambot and me to compile a list of everyone we knew and send it to them. As a result, they provided us with a prompt sheet to utilise to assist stimulate our memories and realise that we know more people than we believe we do. All of our friends and acquaintances...

The Amway Fairy Tale About Smashing Alarm Clocks

 In keeping with our previous piece on Amway Ambots stomping on the alarm clock, here's another one. When I'm reading over previous blogs to recycle them, I'll occasionally glance at comments and decide to convert them into a new post of their own. One from blogger David Brear when...

Mortgage Your House To Bless The Great Amway God

 I received a letter from a reader who had mortgaged their home in order to purchase Amway products.People act in this manner for what seems like no apparent reason.All of this is part of Amway's "Sell the Hope, Not the Soap" marketing push. We attend Amway events when the Diamonds...

How Can You Be So Dumb To Stay In Amway

 Someone recently found their way to this blog after searching for "how can you be so stupid as to quit Amway" and ending up here. This person is certainly a dumb ass brainwashed Amway IBO.They eventually arrived at this piece, in which I stated that if you are an Amway Independent...

Bring Prospects To Amway Meetings Or Be Abused

 At every Amway meeting, the Platinum cult leader would slap all of the IBOs in the face and tell them they were failures since no one was bringing in new prospects.That is exactly what happens when you are a participant in a pyramid scam. There are very few people that are amenable...

Amway Ambots Ordered To Snipe Prospects At Grocery Stores

 Typically, I do one large food shopping trip each month, with smaller trips for perishable items as needed in between. Due to Amway meetings taking up so much of Ambot's time, we had gotten behind on our grocery shopping and were running low on supplies. We had planned a night out...

Amway Ambots Know Nothing About Basic Financial Planning

 I received a newsletter from my financial advisor, and a handful of words caught my attention enough that I decided to turn it into a blog post.Having a solid financial education is essential for building a solid financial foundation for the future.andAmericans are woefully underprepared...

Amway Ambots Are Piss Poor At Marketing

 Marketing is an important component of running a successful business for those of us who own real enterprises.Marketing is not carried out by Amway Ambots who operate fictitious enterprises. I don't consider begging and pleading with someone to purchase your overpriced lousy things...

4 Sneaky Ways Amway Tricks Ambots To Spend More Money

 All of these are common problems that Amway ambots face when the jerks in their Amway upline tell them what they should be doing or how much money they should be investing into their Amway "business," which is a real bummer when you realise that these fucking Amway scammers didn't...

23-Year-Old Has Amway Success Story. Or Not.

 Two contrasting points of view from Amway cult followers, each 23 years old, are presented in today's blog post. They are all attempting to live the Amway dream of deceiving people into thinking they are doing something wrong. Try to figure out which one it is by yourself.The following...

What Happens When You Don’t Pay Amway?

 We have a lot of fun with the search terms that people use to find the marriedtoanambot blog and the results that they get.One of the searches is interested in knowing "what happens if you don't pay Amway on time."Starting with the fact that you will not be paying Amway is a very good...

The Amway Shit List

 Every Amway Ambot in the world is on my hit list right now. And most likely the other way around as well LOL! Fuck those cretinous Amway cretins!When an ambot has had enough of being love bombed to death by Amway cult members and losing money in the Amway pyramid scheme and decides...

How To Be Good Amway Cult Leader

 Here are some observations I've made based on my observations of our sack of shit Platinum on the characteristics a person must have if they want to be a successful Amway Cult Leader.The Amway business is not a good career choice if you don't have these characteristics or are unable...