Getting Recruited Into Amway Part 1

 One of the readers of this blog was kind enough to share his experience with the Amway cult, which he describes in detail below. With the Amway swindle, nothing ever seems to change. Some ambot reappears in the prospect's life and informs him or her that there is an incredible once-in-a-lifetime...

Freedom! Flush Those Stinking Vitamins!

 Imagine going to an Amway indoctrination convention and hearing the cult leader up on stage leading the ambots in a chorus of "Freedom! Freedom!" “Get rid of that stinking job!”In any case, this is my rendition of the ambot chant. Freedom! Flush those vile Nutrilite vitamins down the...

Come To The Dark Side - We Have Amway Products

 Have you ever noticed how enthusiastic ambots are about how fantastic Amway items are? They are of "excellent quality." They are reasonably priced - don't read into that overpriced, costly, etc. - in comparison to the good quality they provide. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. And the...

Better Things To Do In Denver Colorado Than Amway WWDB FED 2013

 The Crowne Plaza DIA in Denver, Colorado, is one of the locations where Amway World Wide Dream Builders is presenting Free Enterprise Days as part of its Free Enterprise Days campaign. The World Water Development Board FED will be held there from October 4 to 6, 2013.In lieu of attending...

Amway Will Ruin Your Life

 A lot of people are making their way to this blog because they searched for "Amway will wreck your life."There have been several comments on the Internet, including on this blog, describing the financial and emotional destruction that Amway has caused to their lives. 99 percent of...

Amway Destroys Another Family

 Despite the fact that it is brief, the following statement from one of my readers is alarming on numerous levels.Because I can't afford the anti-depressants I need to regulate my moods, and because we're a year behind on our property taxes, my wife is still insistent on putting money...

You Didn't Try Hard Enough! Screeches The Amway Ambot

 "You didn't put up enough effort!" Is the rallying cry of brainwashed ambots in battle.It's something I've heard numerous times. At Amway meetings, as well as through comments on this site. The arrival of some brainwashed ambot who has been dutifully studying at Amspeak College leads...

Trying To Spit Out The Amway Kool Aid

 A reader stopped by my site a few months back, and we had a brief exchange of thoughts on the subject. She stated that she understood what I was saying, but that the Amway representatives with whom she was working were quite kind and had persuaded her that this was an excellent business...

The Shithouse Wall

 The Amway cult promised us that we would be running our Amway business on the Internet with our own online store while we were still a part of it. Thus, Amway is focused on being on the Internet presently, and as a result, Amway Independent Business Owners (IBO) are also on the Internet.When...

Nothing Ever Changes In Scamway

 Here's a letter from a reader who claims that not much has changed at Amway over the past two decades. Except that the tapes that ambots must purchase to participate in the tool scam are now CDs. The narrative is similar to that of many other folks who have been duped by the Amway...

Critical Mass Is Impending Screech Out The Amway Ambots!

 Is it possible that critical mass is approaching? Is it true that doom and gloom are upon us? It appears that something has gone horribly wrong in a breakaway group of the Catholic church!At Amway meetings, we were told about the need of critical mass. “It is now that you should join...

Bring Prospects Or Be Shunned

 At every Amway meeting, the Platinum cult leader would slap all of the IBOs in the face and tell them they were failures since no one was bringing in new prospects.That is exactly what happens when you are a participant in a pyramid scam. There are very few people that are amenable...

Big Bucks Amway

 Have you ever been to an Amway meeting where the cult leader made fun of Starbucks and referred to it as "Big Bucks"?Then there's the Amway ambot chuckle to end it. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULaugh...

August 26 - 3 Years Baby!

 In the three years following the conception of Married to an Ambot, this bunch of bananas has gone a long way. More than 450,000 people have visited the site. Wow! At the moment, the blog has approximately 1000 visitors each day. If you compare it to other web pages, it's not a lot,...