On a recent walk, I walked around the corner and noticed a large number of automobiles parked outside of a house that hadn't been there a couple of hours earlier. I immediately called the police and they arrived within minutes. Because it's Tuesday night and after 8 p.m., I can only imagine the worst scenario possible. oh my god, someone is having an Amway meeting right now. Then, from where I stand, I can see that these automobiles appear to be in decent condition. If it was a real Amway gathering, there would be a line of shitmobiles and ancient junkers about to fall apart lined the curb. But it wasn't. Just as I'm about to arrive at the house, I notice a shop painted sign in front of it announcing some sort of Welcome Wagon event that was taking place that day. Whew! Unlike some businesses, they aren't embarrassed to disclose their identity.
I frequently see hand-printed signs in front of people's homes when they are hosting an event, such as a birthday party or a bridal shower, among other things. Then I start to wonder why Amway doesn't install signs in front of the houses where their meetings are held. The sign would indicate something other than the evident TOP SECRET AMWAY CULT MEETING that was taking on inside.
Perhaps we could post the following signs in front of the house so that everyone in the area is aware of what is going on with all of the junk cars on the street:
\The world's most egregious liars will be gathering here tonight.
This is where you can vote for the Amway asshole of the week.
It's time for the World Wide Destructive Bastards to get together (yep, that one will bring in SWAT!)
Society of the most obnoxious and troublemaking cretins on the planet
Amway Assholes Anonymous is a non-profit organisation dedicated to the eradication of amway scum.
The pee water guzzlers get together for a meeting.
Come in and learn how Amway instructs you to cause unhappiness in the lives of others by selling their products.
Tonight is the Amway shithead meeting.
Tonight, the leader of the Amway cult will host a bullshitting session in this location.
Come in and learn how to be a loser in the Amway business.
In the next 2 to 5 years, the Amway society of future billionaires will be established.
We are a group that enjoys defrauding others.
Attending a meeting to learn how to separate yourself from your family and friends
How to prepare for a debt meeting
The Dumb Fucks Society will be holding a meeting.
Tonight is a brainwashing session with Ambot.
Meeting to learn how to stroll on the beaches of different countries throughout the world.
You will learn how to become a millionaire by attending a meeting for 10 to 15 hours every week.
Come in and meet some of the biggest fucking bullshitters and liars the world has to offer.
The liars' club at Amway
That's all there is to it. Simply put, tell it like it is. Set up a large notice in the front yard so that everyone on the block and everyone who enters the meeting will be aware of what is happening.
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