The 12 Days Of (Amway) Christmas

 Thanks to one of our readers for letting us know! Honestly, I was expecting they were going to do the entire 12 Days of Christmas in Amway fashion. However, after eight days, they either lost interest or inspiration! LOL! Are there any takers for a better finish? The lyrics for days...

Rudolph The Half-Assed Platinum

 A special thanks to one of our readers for supplying us with a new Amway Christmas classic. LOL! Please refrain from drinking any eggnog while you are reading this, as your computer will become stained as a result. LOL!Here's a Christmas carol written specifically for Amway. Make a...

Mr Amway Ambot Louse – Don’t Touch That With a 39 And A Half Foot Pole!

 Thank you to one of our readers for sending us this Christmas poem set to music from The Grinch!Mr Louse, you're a jerk to say the least.You are, without a doubt, a jerk.You have the cuddly qualities of a cactus.You have the same allure as an eel.Mr. Louse, you're a terrible banana,...

Here’s Another Way To Lose Money In Amway – Selling Amway Shit For Christmas

 This is a ghost from the past... a ghost from Christmases past!That's not going to happen. Make that this is an old post from years ago, but given how near Christmas is approaching and how weird Amway is, I'm bringing it back for any new readers who may not have seen it before. This...

Have A Happy And Amwayless New Year!

 I hope everyone has been having a wonderful time celebrating the holidays.Not everyone who has a connection to Amway has been taking advantage of the festivities. It was heartbreaking to see people whose lives are being destroyed by Amway stop by and spend hours reading this site on...

Happy New Year!

 I hope everyone has a safe and happy New Year's Eve celebration.My hope is that the year 2021 would offer wealth to those who have managed to avoid the Amway horror show.And that the Amway Corporation would suffer even more losses in 2021! LOL!Yeah! Amway is a jerk!Numerous people...

Don’t Be A Dumb Ass. Don’t Buy An Amway Christmas Tree!

 Some ambot came to this site looking for information on how to purchase a Christmas tree from Amway.Why in the world would you want to do something like that? That's my first thought.Then I began to wonder if they were artificial trees or actual trees in the first place.In any case,...

Don’t Be A Dumb Ass Amway Ambot Christmas Tree Pusher

 One of our readers recounted his experience of breaking his asses to sell those crappy Amway Christmas trees, and we are grateful to him. In addition, she made the wise decision to leave the Amway pyramid scam as soon as possible.When I was at AW, I created 200 fliers to promote the...

Dear Santa. Another Amway Ambot Letter To Santa

 Thank you to one of our readers who got it right on the first try! LOL!Greetings, Santa Claus —I'd like the following ten things, if you don't mind:1) A PV of 4000 for the following three months is planned.2) To be "edified" by my superiors, who speak in flattering terms.Free tickets...

Dear Santa. An Amway Ambot Letter To Santa

 In order to achieve financial success in Amway, you must consume yourself and "purchase from your own store."Ambots are ALWAYS on the bad side of the law!Dear Santa,I want to make sure this message finds you in good health. Even though I'm sure you're very busy getting ready for the...

Amway WWDB Dream Night 2021

 The Amway WWDB Dream Night should be renamed Amway Scheme Night, as one of our readers pointed out.Dream Night is a big annual event hosted by Amway and World Wide Dream Builders that takes place at the start of each year. It is hosted in various locations throughout the United States...

You Haven’t Earned The Fucking Privilege!!!!

 The phrase "you haven't earned the privilege yet" was something we heard a lot from our Amway upline, and it was usually delivered in a taunting manner with a "I'm superior than the rest of you" mentality.There could be a variety of reasons for this.At one point, the Platinum was attempting...

What Exactly Is Amway?

 One of our creative readers came up with a poem that wonderfully captures the essence of the Amway brand. It is deserving of its own blog article. Thank you for taking the time to contribute! It's fantastic!What other people would like to see the Goads adapt this to music and perform...

Unsupportive Wives Blamed For Lack Of Amway Success

 According to our bucket of shit Amway Platinum, the girl you date will have an impact on your ability to advance in the firm.The Platinum's latest chauvinistic remark is just that. And what evidence does he have that I'm cheating on my husband by dating another woman? Asshole!When...

Time Frame For Ending The Vicious Amway Cycle

 When female readers come to the marriedtoanambot site, one of the most frequently asked questions is: how long will it take before my ambot spouse decides to leave Amway?When it comes to determining how long many independent business owners (IBOs) stay with Amway, I'd say my spouse...

The Kid Of A Cult Follower & Their Slight Edge Story

 When we reported about the Amway Bible -Slight Edge a few weeks ago, a cult follower's child stopped by to share his or her storey:I was reared in a cult, which is a source of great amusement. I didn't even realise until after I left, when strange things started happening and everyone...

The Amway Ambot Bible: The Slight Edge

 The Slight Edge was a book that was considered a must-read for all ambots when it was first published. One of those high-priced Amway tools that every good little ambot is required to purchase. I'm not sure how much Ambot paid for it, but it was probably more than $20 because he had...

Shut The Fuck Up And Do As You’re Told!

"We're in trouble," we say. A dictator who led his cult followers around and expected complete devotion from them, Platinum was the embodiment of evil. His directives must be followed at all costs. And if that didn't work, he would expose the unlucky ambot in front of the entire Amway cult...

Other Ways Besides Amway Scamway To Earn Extra Cash

 Amway IBOs use a variety of tactics to entice people to join their company, including posing as part-time workers for 10 to 15 hours per week and asking them if they would like to earn an additional $200 or $1000 or fill in the blank with whatever amount you want more each month working...

Life Is Hell Living With An Amway Ambot

 A reader shares his or her experiences with an ambot boyfriend.The summer before last, my partner joined Amway and has been increasingly defensive about it whenever I bring it up as something strange and as something I refuse to join. This is the only point of contention between us,...