As of the date of this post's first publication on this blog, the CBS television sitcom 2 Broke Girls was scheduled to premiere on September 19, 2011. CBS stated that the show would be cancelled in May of this year. Too bad, because I was getting into it, but I'm sure it'll be available in reruns somewhere down the road! In the spirit of reruns, here is another post that is being rerun.
The plot revolves around two young women in their twenties who live together and work as servers. They are attempting to gather a couple of hundred thousand dollars in order to launch a cupcake shop, but they are barely making ends meet in the meantime.
I mean, don't they sound like they'd make excellent targets for some insane ambot?
They utilise a lot of crap lines on people, such as "what are your occupations?" If the answer is something like "some minimal pay job," the ambot jumps all over them.
Wouldn't it be great to be able to earn an extra $2000 each month by working half time from home?
Who wouldn't, after all?
What about your aspirations?
Owning a cupcake bakery is a dream come true.
What kind of financial resources will be required.
A couple of hundred thousand dollars, maybe more.
Hey, how would you like to make a couple of hundred thousand dollars a year working from the comfort of your own home part time?
Whenever something starts, that's how it starts.
As soon as the IBO discovers that they are barely making ends meet, their eyes light up and they rub their hands together with delight. You've got a prospect!
However, the difficulty is that if those two broke girls sign up with Amway, even if they originally claimed to be broke, they will have no idea what the term "broke" means! Spend at least $300 per month to achieve the minimum PV requirement in order to receive a bonus check in the amount of around $10. Furthermore, Premier Membership in WWDB costs $50 per month; Communikate costs $40 per month; books and CDs cost at least $100 per month; and $10 is awarded for each Amway meeting attended during the month. If it is a significant function, the cost of the ticket, food, travel, and accommodation should be at least $1000 per person attending.
Several months later, the two broke females had invested at least $5000 each in the Amway plan and are now in serious financial trouble. In the beginning, they had a couple of friends who purchased Amway products; however, their friends no longer want to purchase from them because they can purchase identical things at Walmart that are of higher quality and cost less money. Nobody will come to an Amway meeting, no matter how hard they try to prospect each and every customer who goes through the entrance of the restaurant's front door. In fact, they've tried every one of the ruses their upline advised, including inviting prospects to a tea party, movie night, or beer bust that was disguised as an Amway event.
With the help of the Amway system, the two broke girls find themselves becoming brokers one after another by the second.
They make the decision to leave.
Their upline is the one who rides their backsides.
“You're not going to be able to quit now. When success is right around the corner,” says the author.
“The only people who aren't in Amway are losers.”
”I think your ambition of running a cupcake shop was simply too small to be realised.”
Consider all of the poor, homeless tiny cupcakes who will perish as a result of your failure to create a business and sell them.
The two broke gals tell their upline to f*ck off and die, and they walk away.
While driving home from work, they stop at a 7-11 and buy a lottery ticket to commemorate the removal of the Amway albatross from their necks. However, they are still able to launch their cupcake bakery after winning half a million dollars. Unfortunately, it becomes a gathering place for ambots to have meetings, and the cupcake customers become annoyed by their presence. The two formerly broke girls file a complaint with Amway's corporate headquarters, which doesn't give a shit and does absolutely nothing.
If you can't beat them, you might as well join them. When the two formerly broke females begin to offer ambots free chocolate cupcakes, the word spreads quickly and their business quickly becomes overcrowded.
They are specially formulated for Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs) and are fortified with ex-lax.
Ironically, anytime ambots are in the facilities at the cupcake shop, out of service signs are always plastered on the doors of the restrooms.
And they claimed that Amway couldn't give a damn!
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