Why I Can't Stand Our Upline

 I thought I'd go over some of the reasons why I didn't like for our upline. As a result of my upline's influence, I developed a strong dislike for Amway and anything associated with it. This is based on my personal experiences, but there are far too many stories like this on the Internet....

Who's Really Running the Scam?

 From an anonymous poster from Bangalore, Karnataka, India, on my Married to an Ambot blog, Anna Banana has been accused of running a scam, ironically enough on a post I wrote about how Amway causes hate and rage, because this person must truly be feeling the hate and rage from Amway,...

Web page for $50/month = rip off!

 Are there any people out there who believe that paying $50 per month for a web page is a little excessive?If you are an Amway ambot who has signed up with World Wide Dream Builders, you will be required to pay this fee.Technically, the cost is $49.95 per month. Prior to any indoctrinated...

The Secret Knowledge Club - and Wouldn’t You Like to be a Member

 Amway is a company that is full of secrets. Indeed, some people believe that becoming an Amway salesperson will provide them with the key to financial success.Our sack of rotten muck Platinum was continuously lording it over us, proclaiming that he had discovered the secret to become...

Keeping Up with the Ambots

 A modern interpretation of the classic adage about keeping up with the Joneses. According to Wikipedia:"Keeping up with the Joneses" is an idiom used in many regions of the English-speaking world to refer to the comparison of one's neighbour as a standard for social caste or the amassing...

If You Dream It You Can Have It

 "If you can dream it, you can have it," was one of the ridiculous statements I used to hear during Amway seminars.Amway is a company that sells dreams of prosperity and selfishness. Instills hope in the hearts of cult members that the phrase they are chanting will come true for them.“If...

I Loathe Hydrangeas this Thanksgiving!

 No, not me personally, of course! The hydrangeas that I have in my yard are quite beautiful. Colorful and fragrant blossoms!A few months ago, Madonna was at an event where people came up to her table to say hi and ask for autographs and photos. One man offered her hydrangeas, and as...

Dream Night January 2012

 Ambots from all across the world have reunited! In partnership with Amway World Wide Dream Builders, a Dream Night event will be held in a city near you very soon!This means I'll have to publish some entries that are packed with keywords in order to educate any naive IBOs about what...

Davidicus and the Amway Prank Email: Comedy Gold in Network Marketing

Davidicus and the Amway Prank Email: Comedy Gold in Network MarketingIn the quirky world of internet humor, a particular prank email crafted by someone named Davidicus has risen to fame. This email, supposedly sent to Amway employees, is a masterclass in satire and absurdity. Whether the...

Bogus Amway Sales Jobs

 I've read comments from folks who claim they've applied for sales jobs advertised on websites such as Craigslist only to discover that they've been duped by an Amway IBO fraudster who has posted a bogus job ad.Craigslist's terms of service expressly specify that MLM representatives...

Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days in Portland November 4 2011

 The second Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days will be place in Portland, Oregon, this coming weekend, from November 4 to 6, 2011. Considering that this Amway gathering is usually conducted in October, it appears that someone in the WWDB management made a mistake and booked the event too...

Amway is the Best Business Opportunity in the World! According to one IBO....

 So, what exactly did you do? Return to work when there is no job security? Amway is the most lucrative business opportunity on the planet.The following gem was part of a remark posted by a brainwashed ambot on my blog entry regarding Amway CDs and tapes (http://marriedtoanambot.blogspot.com/2010/11/amway-tapes-and-cds.html),...

Ambot Mission - Seek and Destroy!

 At the time we were in Amway, it looked to me that the only thing the ambots in our upline were interested in doing was wrecking the lives of other people. Of course, they were all doing it under the pretence of "helping" others.Yes, we're assisting them in their plight!It makes no...

Ambot Kibbutzim

 Our former Platinum is a devout Christian who does not work on Sundays (the Lord's Day), but he is also an arrogant piece of dung who worships the monetary value of things. He couldn't have cared less about us or our accomplishment. One of the only things he wanted to do was sell us...

Who In The Room is a Brown Noser?

 Every organisation I've ever worked for had at least one "brown noser" in the group, and that was always the case.To clarify, that brown noser individual was never me, in case anyone is wondering. That's not like there could possibly be any doubt about it!I'm confident that we've all...

What Can Our Lying Platinum “Teach” Us?

 Our sack of shit Platinum has repeatedly stated that if we follow his instructions, we will achieve great success in Amway. He would then go on to add that there are men in the room who are not successful because they do not follow his instructions.I would be one of maybe 5 ladies...

Starclient another Worthless Piece of the Amway WWDB Tool Scam

 When I was talking about the previous direct, I linked to this link from Amquix Info on the costs: http://www.amquix.info/amway worldwide direct.html.Reading about the Starclient software was a fascinating experience. When we initially arrived at Amway, we were served this! I had completely...

Retiring Early?

 Early retirement was something I used to hear all the time in Amway meetings, and it was something I really liked. When I worked with Amway, I was constantly hearing stories of people who had retired when they were in their twenties. I've seen a number of older Diamonds at Amway activities,...

No Candy for Amway Ghouls!

 It's a dark and stormy night out on the town. The witching hour is rapidly approaching. Halloween! Knocks on the door and cries of "Trick or Treat!" will soon be heard. Candy is being demanded, and it is being provided.What might possibly be the most terrifying demons to appear at...