Because Halloween is approaching, it seems like a good time to discuss about vampires.
That is, the Amway vampires.
Those who worship the Amway vampires assemble at 8 p.m. to worship their cult leader and hear their tales of avarice, which they tell to each other. Beyond 11 p.m., after midnight, and into the early hours of the morning, the Amway vampires are practising their skills at sucking money from their victims. They're studying how to damage the connections of any cult members who have relatives or friends who aren't "on board with Amway," according to the report. The cult leaders shout phrases that are all too familiar. “People who are not affiliated with Amway are naive. They're losers in every sense of the word. They're negative, unchristian dream stealers who don't believe in God. It is recommended to avoid contact with anyone who is not affiliated with Amway since they do not have your best interests at heart like we do. “You are very much loved by us.” The more exhausted the cult members are, the more easily they can be brainwashed. An additional well-known motto is, "Buy more tools." Purchase additional Amway items. That is the key to achieving financial independence. FREEDOM! “Get rid of that stinking job!”
A meeting with Amway can feel like a hellish experience for folks like myself who walk out into the pitch-black night into the dungeon of horrors that is an Amway meeting. There are no pals. There is no money. There is no hope. There is no future. The only ones who want to ruin us are the vile Amway vampires. When we look out the window into the dark night sky, only a few stars twinkle in the sky, it seems as if the Amway promise of spending ten to fifteen hours a week for the next two to five years and blessing the Amway gods with thousands of dollars of our money will reward us with residual income that will continue to roll in forever while we walk the beaches of the world and hang out with Diamonds is unreachable and untouchable. Coyotes can be heard howling in the distance. Something is rotten in this room, and it smells awful. Some son of a bitch Amway vampire is sipping XS pee water, and there's an unmistakable smell of Amway vampire B.O. in the air.
We want to leave, but we can't just get up and leave without saying goodbye to the person who brought us here. Trapped! Finally, the Amway cult leader has been silenced, and we can begin to exit this hellhole. "Can you tell me why you're leaving so soon?" A vampire from Amway makes fun of us. “Fuck you, I'm done with you. It is one o'clock in the morning. “Not everyone in this neighbourhood observes witching hours.” As the Amway vampire hisses and sneers, he says, "I guess you've got a J.O.B. to get to the next day."
I can't put my finger on what it is about these Amway creatures of the night that makes you want to flee and hide. Turn on the lights in the room. Get away from these devils as soon as possible!
Amway vampires and their avaricious ambitions Amway vampires and their nefarious intents of sucking the lifeblood out of us are discussed. We're being sucked dry of our life force. A stake should be driven through the hearts of Amway vampires if only for the fact that they do not have any.
Oh, that's right. I'd like to throw a big huge fuck you out to my upline one more time before I sign out.
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