You Haven't Earned The Privilege Yet!

 The phrase "you haven't earned the privilege yet" was something we heard a lot from our Amway upline, usually in a mocking "I'm better than the rest of you" manner.There could be a variety of reasons for this.At one point, the Platinum was attempting to assemble a work team to perform...

The Embarrassment Of Having Amway Ambot Parents

 Yet another reason why Amway ambots should not have children of their own. The ambots are unconcerned with the well-being of their children. For an ambot, there is nothing more essential than adoring the a**holes in their upline and loving overpriced crappy items. Any children that...

Outta Here For A Few!

 I'll be out of town from June 14 to June 23 to visit friends in South Carolina, so count on me to walk on a few more beaches around the world as Amway ambots sit at their desks talking about how they'll be doing the same thing one day! Is it still considered a stroll if you've walked...

Moving Out Of State To Get Away From Amway Ambots

 If you are a normal thinking person who has never been a member of a cult, you might think it is a bit extreme to relocate to another state in order to get away from Amway, or more specifically the bastards in your Amway upline. I've been there myself. It was something I considered...

Monavie? WTF?!

 I was looking for window wash fluid for the car in the garage when I came across a bottle of Monavie resting on a shelf there. What the fuck is going on! As a result, I confronted Ambot about the situation. You aren't going to get dragged into another bullshit MLM scam, are you? Is...

Another Kid Tells Us About Having Ambot Parents

 Here's even more reason why people who join Amway should first have their children taken away by the state, since otherwise they'll up up disregarding their responsibilities. Amway ambots turn out to be terrible children's parents. The message the child receives is that their parents...

Amway World Wide Destructive Bastards

 She is involved with Amway, and every time I speak with her about the company, she emphasises the importance of the opportunity, the importance of creating a business, and how she will be able to accomplish all of these incredible things. She was unable to attend my last birthday because...

Amway – Spend Money to Lose Money

 I believe that most people are familiar with the old adage that you must spend money in order to make money. The majority of the time, when it comes to launching a business.And this is correct. Of fact, it is possible to start a firm on a shoestring financial budget. If you want to...

Amway Dumb Shits

 Someone looking for "Amway dumb shits" on the internet came into this blog and decided to read it. Sure, I spend a lot of time pointing out the things that Amway ambots do that make them look like dumb shits, but I've never written an article specifically on it until now. Do not be...

Amway Ambots Thought They Had This Prospect Wrapped Up. Wrong!!!

 Amway meetings were the last thing on my mind until I decided "enough is enough." My first Amway meeting took place just prior to the first large conference of the year. The presenters remind all of the prospective buyers near the end of the meeting that this conference "can transform...

Amway Ambots Promise Children They’ll Be Rich Beyond Their Dreams

 My parents worked for Amway for approximately 10-12 years between the late 1980s and the early 1990s. My stepfather was persuaded into quitting his work and attempting to make a living as a representative for Amway. Meanwhile, my parents were spending every penny they had on meetings,...

Amway Ambot Requirement: Professional Liar

 If someone is a good liar, they have the potential to be part of the fraction of one percent of Amway Independent Business Owners who make money. This is due to the fact that you must lie all of the time while recruiting prospects or finding customers to purchase pricey stuff.Some...

To The Amway Ambot From Tijuana Mexico

 I'm not sure if it's because of a language barrier, but you appear to understand enough English to post a comment in it, which indicates to me that you have most likely figured out that this site is written in English.Most people who read this blog are unaware that it is mostly intended...

Jedi Spider Sense Sniffs Out Amway Ambots!

 A reader informs us that if you believe you are being prospected by an Amway ambot, you are most likely correct.On two separate occasions, I was approached for a job...1) When I happened to run into a random stranger while strolling, he commented that I appeared to be familiar. I told...

Is Amway Artistry Really In The Top 5 Cosmetics Brands?

**Added after publication: If you're an Amway loser who wants to leave a comment and lie about which makeup the Miss America pageant uses, we recommend that you first go to the Miss America website and look at their sponsors before spreading lies here and making yourself look even more of...

Getting Prospected By An Amway Ambot

 A reader shares their personal experience......In the beginning, I told myself that I wasn't going to read any of the blogs because Amway had already wasted four hours of my time. However, these have been extremely enjoyable reads, and I'm still financially and time-wise ahead of the...