This year's WWDB Amway Spring Leadership will be held in Calgary, Alberta, on May 3 – 5, 2013, at the Calgary Stampede Corral, in conjunction with Amway World Wide Dream Builders. Now, I grew up watching John Wayne movies, so I am familiar with the concept of a corral. It is the location where all of the cows are herded, and it is completely surrounded by a fence. The most important thing to remember about being inside a corral with a group of cows is that you have to be careful about what you foot in! It's quite typical of Amway meetings that they're all full of nonsense. However, a reader informed me that this corral is actually an indoor arena, and it is unknown whether or not cows are present, but we do know that there will be a lot of excrement in there!
Maintaining my trend of finding better things to do than spend $125 on a ticket to World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2013 or attending an Amway function to be brainwashed, I have to admit that Calgary was nearly as difficult to find things to do as Spokane was to find things to do. There aren't many attractions that aren't seasonal or located outside of town. It appears that Calgary has parks, festivals, and rodeos, but due to scheduling constraints, none of these events will take place between May 3 and May 5, 2013. The city of Calgary is also one of those Spring Leadership locales where Amway anticipates a large number of fucking dumb asses to turn up, so they extend the event to three days rather than two. Because some upline Amway asshole has determined that they can "get it" in two days in Honolulu, DC, Denver, or Minneapolis rather than three days in Las Vegas, Spokane, and Calgary, the slightly more intelligent Amway IBOs are granted permission to attend Spring Leadership in Honolulu, DC, Denver, or Minneapolis.
The Calgary Tower is open from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., seven days a week. Apparently, from the summit, you can see the city, the Rockies, and the grasslands, according to the description. To my ears, it sounds a little stale. The cost of the tickets is $15.24. What the fuck is that kind of a price tag? Why not $15, $16, or $15.25 instead? Normally, I'd say different pricing for different age groups, but these prices are so fucking strange that I'm forced to write them down. Over the age of 65, $13.33 is charged. Between the ages of 13 and 17, $10.48. $4.67 for children ages 4 to 12. Then, according to their website, you must add an additional 5 percent tax on top of that. What the heck is it that they're charging tax on something as ridiculous as this? You take an elevator ride up to the top of the building and look out over the city and the prairie? I was unable to locate any twofer coupons. At the very least, in Las Vegas, the two towers are almost the same price, but the city offers 2 for 1 deals elsewhere, making $15 for two people a better bargain. Attend Spring Leadership in Las Vegas if you aren't actually attending the Amway indoctrination conference, which is a possibility. The view from their observation towers is far more intriguing!
The Calgary Zoo is located in Calgary, Alberta. Yes, I have discovered yet another zoo in a place where the Amway WWDB is hosting its Spring Leadership Conference! At $22.50, the zoo here is a few dollars more expensive than other municipal zoos in the area. Perhaps it is more expensive to feed animals in Canada? Various age groups are charged different prices. As opposed to the tower, at the zoo they do not have the weird penny pincher pricing that is prevalent there. However, they still intend to charge you an additional tax on top of that.
The Glenbow Museum is located in Calgary, Alberta. Some visitors on Trip Advisor have commented that it is a pleasant museum. It costs $14 per person, with a minor discount for other age groups. At the very least, this one includes the tax in the price of your admission! I'd still prefer to visit the zoo rather than the museum.
Seeing as how I've discovered other beer breweries in other locations that provide free tours and tastings, I decided to check out Big Rock Brewery as well. The first thing I discovered was that they expect you to pay $25 for the tour and sampling! If you take the night tour, it will cost you $35. What the f*ck is going on? Did they get wind that a number of ambots were going to be in town and decide to take advantage of them, knowing how accustomed they are to being taken advantage of by Amway? So I'd recommend sticking to the locations where you can take advantage of the free beer tours and tastings. However, the name piqued my interest. Is it possible that this Albertan had a large rock in his yard that he needed to figure out what to do with? In addition, the website provided some further information, including the fact that people walk out in the area just south of Calgary to look at this large boulder, which reportedly was deposited there by a glacier, to take pictures of it. Yup. Driving around looking for rocks in fields is one of the most fun things you can do in Calgary.
Although no harm is meant to anyone from Calgary, it appears that the highway leading out of town will be the most popular tourist attraction.
If you're married to an ambot, try to persuade him to attend Spring Leadership in Honolulu or Las Vegas, where at the very least you'll have something to do while he's away being brainwashed by the cult leaders.
Here are some additional key terms to assist Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs) in finding their path because the bastards in their upline are not willing to assist with this top secret information. And since there are a bunch of naive Amway ambots who believe they have the power to turn back time and have entered the following into their Google search engines: Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2012 is now available! And here's one more for the Amway jerk who is already planning for the following year! Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2014 is a group of women who work in the Amway WWDB. Yes, Amway bots have been so fucking brainwashed by their Amway cult masters that they have no idea what year it is anymore.
The Orleans Arena will host the event from April 12 – 14, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada.
The Spokane Arena will host the event from April 19th through April 21st, 2013.
The Modern, in Honolulu, Hawaii, will host the show from April 21 - 22, 2013.
The Hyatt Dulles in Washington, DC will host the event on April 27-28, 2013.
The Denver Merchandise Mart Plaza will host the event on April 27 – 28, 2013 in Denver, Colorado.
Minneapolis is a city in the state of Minnesota. The Minneapolis Convention Center will host the event on May 4th and 5th, 2013.
Amway is a jerk!
WWDB is a snoozer!
Spring Leadership is a pain in the neck!
Discovering Calgary, Alberta: A Bustling City With Endless Opportunities for Exciting Experiences
Calgary, in the province of Alberta, is a city that is teeming with life, culture, and spectacular attractions that go well beyond any single event. It is possible that the Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2013 event was appealing to you; however, if you turn your attention to the abundance of other chances in Calgary, you will almost certainly have an experience that you will never forget. Calgary provides a wide variety of activities that are suited to a wide variety of interests. The city is known for its breathtaking natural surroundings as well as its booming arts and culinary sectors. In the following paragraphs, we will discuss a few of the many fascinating activities that can be found in Calgary, with the goal of helping you make the most of your time spent in this exciting city in Canada.
Take Advantage of Calgary's Abundant Cultural Offerings The city of Calgary is home to a thriving arts and cultural community that encourages tourists to explore the city's many museums, galleries, and theaters. Your exploration of Calgary's rich cultural history should start with a trip to the Glenbow Museum, which houses a sizable collection of historical relics, works of art, and interactive exhibitions. The Esker Foundation and modern Calgary are two places in Calgary that anyone interested in modern art absolutely must go see. You may immerse yourself in live performances by going to the EPCOR Centre for the Performing Arts or Theatre Calgary, where you can watch amazing dance performances, music concerts, and theatrical shows.
Explore the Natural Wonders that Canmore and Its Surroundings Have to Offer:
Explore the natural treasures that are located in and around Calgary to get away from the hustle and bustle of the city. The gorgeous Canadian Rockies, which include Lake Louise and Banff National Park, may be reached by car in a relatively short amount of time. Experience stunning vistas, explore scenic trails, and gaze in awe at turquoise lakes tucked away among towering mountains as you travel through this region. If you would rather spend your time outside in a more intimate setting, you can go to the Devonian Gardens or the Calgary Zoo, both of which are located in the city's downtown area. Both of these locations contain over one thousand animals from all over the world.
Enjoy Exciting Adventures: If you're looking for an adrenaline rush, Calgary has some exciting adventures for you to choose from. If you go to Canada Olympic Park, which was the site of the Winter Olympics in 1988, you may test your mettle on the park's exhilarating zipline during the summer months or try your hand at skiing or snowboarding during the winter months. Take a helicopter trip over Calgary to get a fresh perspective on the city and to see the skyline from a different vantage point. If you are looking for an exciting outdoor activity, you should try whitewater rafting on the Bow or Kananaskis rivers, or go on a guided horseback ride through the beautiful Alberta countryside. Both of these options are located in Alberta.
Savor the Delights of Calgary's Culinary sector Calgary's restaurant sector has undergone a revival in the past few years, and as a result, the city now provides a diverse selection of eating alternatives that are sure to please diners of all tastes. Explore the bustling communities of Inglewood and Kensington, which are famous for the variety of cuisines they offer and the quaint atmosphere of their local cafes. In renowned restaurants such as River Café or Rouge, farm-to-table cuisine is served, and the emphasis is placed on using ingredients that are acquired from the immediate area. Visit any one of the city's numerous steakhouses and indulge in a mouthwatering dinner to get a taste of the world-famous beef that comes from Alberta.
Shop Around and Take a Stroll Through Some of Calgary's Most Unique communities Calgary is home to a number of distinct communities, each of which have a personality and shopping scene that are entirely its own. Stephen Avenue Walk is a roadway in the central business district that is reserved only for foot traffic and is studded with quaint boutiques, cafes, and art galleries. The fashionable boutiques, independent bookstores, and quaint cafes in Kensington Village contribute to the neighborhood's laid-back bohemian vibe. Antique stores, retro boutiques, and offbeat art galleries may be found in Calgary's Inglewood area, which holds the distinction of being the city's oldest neighborhood. These areas offer the ideal setting in which to investigate the local shops, interact with the community at large, and take in the electric atmosphere of the city.
Although it is possible that the Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2013 event held in Calgary was intriguing, it is important to note that the city of Calgary provides a wealth of remarkable experiences that go far beyond any one event. Calgary offers an exciting mix of activities that cater to a wide variety of interests. These activities range from the city's vibrant cultural scene and breathtaking natural landscapes to its heart-pounding adventures and growing gastronomic choices. Seize the chance to go out and discover this thriving city for yourself, and you'll end up with memories that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
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