Someone looking for "Amway dumb shits" on the internet came into this blog and decided to read it. Sure, I spend a lot of time pointing out the things that Amway ambots do that make them look like dumb shits, but I've never written an article specifically on it until now. Do not be concerned about the length of this post if I were to list all of the causes for Amway dumb shits; instead, I will focus on a couple of issues that Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs) like to bring up here and brag about.
What about the ambots who show up here and claim that Amway is endorsed by the Better Business Bureau?
What the fuck is going on? Did you not read the Amway code of conduct for independent business owners, you cretinous cretin? It states that Amway has no affiliation with the Better Business Bureau and that Amway independent business owners (IBOs) should refrain from claiming that Amway has any form of affiliation with them since it is just not true. In fact, if you looked at the fine print, you would discover that Amway has the right to terminate you if you violate any of the policies outlined in its code of conduct. If Amway went around firing all of their Independent Business Owners who flaunt about their BBB affiliation, there would be no one left! So you can rest assured that Amway is not going to fire you, you lying, ignorant shit. You're not the only one who feels this way. I'd say just about every lying asshole in our Amway upline brags about how much the Better Business Bureau loves Amway, and who knows, that may have been one of the factors that led to Amway ultimately firing our sack of shit Platinum late last year. You're interested in learning how BBB works. Customers can make complaints with the Better Business Bureau (BBB) about a company. The Better Business Bureau then submits the complaint to the company and requests a response within a specified time period, such as one month. Because the organisation responds within the time limit, the Better Business Bureau is pleased with their performance and awards them a favourable rating. However, this does not imply that the company's response must completely satisfy the customer who lodged the complaint. In other cases, the company comes up with a solution that makes the consumer happy, but this has nothing to do with how the Better Business Bureau scores them. It has everything to do with whether or not the company answers within the specified time frame or chooses to disregard the BBB.
I'm sure Amway has a large number of overworked, underpaid employees working full time to ensure that they answer to the BBB before the time restriction expires.
That's exactly what it implies, you obtuse Amway cretin! It does not imply that the Better Business Bureau endorses Amway and favours them more than any other firm in the world. I don't believe the Better Business Bureau is permitted to promote any particular firm, but it doesn't stop liars like Amway ambots from talking about it. Who gives a fuck, is the bottom line. Only a bunch of shite ambots.
Aside from how much money Amway made last year, Amway stupid shits prefer to brag about how much money they made in the previous year. In response, the most recent ambot to make a comment to this effect asserts that Amway has been in business for 54 years and generated sales of $11 billion in 2012. I'm assuming sales have plummeted by a billion dollars. Last year, ambots flocked to this blog, giddy with excitement about the blog's $12 billion in sales.
Remember those flash cards that you saw at every Scamway meeting, when the morons in your upline made ridiculous comparisons between Amway and Amazon? Okay, that sounds excellent to me, so I'll go ahead and do it here as well. Amazon launched its company in 1994 and generated sales of $61 billion in 2012. When compared to Amway, this shows me that Amazon is a much quicker expanding business that offers a wide selection of products and sells them at a reasonable price to keep people returning. To the best of my knowledge, no one goes about claiming that Amazon is a cult of personality.
Except for the dumb shits at Amway, no one gives a flying fuck about either the company or the sales figures. For the owners of those businesses, those sales figures represent good news in the sense that they have more money in their bank accounts. How much of those billions of dollars are the company's owners distributing to their workers? In Amway's situation, based on the amount of employees who have come to this location to complain about the poor pay and working conditions, I would guess that there is no profit sharing. My knowledge of Amazon is limited due to the fact that no representatives from the company have been up here to speak on their behalf!
Consequently, perhaps some Amway cretin who is gloating about how Amway's sales are less than a fourth of Amazon's can throw some light on why Amway's sales stats are so bad when compared to Amazon's sales data. That Amway jerk might be able to shed some light on why Amway's sales are such a huge fucking thing that they've managed to get themselves featured on a blog that couldn't care less about them. Tell us how those figures assist Amway employees, and more importantly, how they benefit you.
I'm confident that all I'll get from those Amway cretins will be silence.
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