How Many Amway IBO's Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

 Who is it that is looking for an answer to that nagging question?How many ambots does it take to change a lightbulb in your house?The entire "team" is involved!This is a lowly recently recruited IBO who still has enough room on his credit card to purchase a ridiculously costly piece...

Beware Amway IBO Sewer Rats!

 A blog reader makes the following observation:IBO rats stalk people in malls, eat from shabby food bars, pay twice as much for water, and are always on nutrilite pills, among other things.Yes, without a doubt. People in malls and grocery stores are being stalked by IBOs who are hunting...

Amway Ambots Brag About Becoming Better Persons

 So, how many of you have attended Amway "business" meetings where some sack of crap Platinum or asshole Diamond is trying to persuade the cult members that even if they don't make money, they would become a better person as a result of their participation in Amway? I know I have.Like,...

Ambot Sammy Scammed Into Attending Las Vegas Spring Leadership

 Thank you to Sammy (who is no longer known as Scammy due to his departure from Scamway!) for sharing his experience with us.So glad I came on this blog and discovered that I am not the only one who believes this nonsense!Because it was described as a "once in a lifetime chance" and...

What Happens If You Don’t Attend Amway Meetings?

 If you don't attend Amway meetings, what happens? is the inquiry put by an ambot who appears to be on the point of quitting, into the old Google search engine.First and foremost, you will have a wonderful sense of relief at having been able to escape from an Amway cult gathering. There...

The Slight Edge

 The Slight Edge was a book that was considered a must-read for all ambots when it was first published. One of those high-priced Amway tools that every good little ambot is required to purchase. I'm not sure how much Ambot paid for it, but it was probably more than $20 because he had...

Sex Problems And Amway Products

 Hundreds of searchers arrive at this blog after searching for terms such as "Amway sex" or "Amway sex items." Alternatively, "Double X is good for sex."The most recent searcher is experiencing sex difficulties and believes they are related to Amway products. Alternatively, you could...

Nasty Amway Shit Strikes Again

 The Amway stuff had finally made its way out of our house, and I was about to throw up when I discovered a terrible surprise while cleaning out a kitchen shelf that contained items I didn't use very often. I'm started my spring cleaning early this year by downsizing and wiping down...

How To Cancel Communikate

 It seems like every day, dozens of individuals come to my blog after searching for “how to cancel Communikate” or “how to communicate” (ha ha!). With someone at Communikate, to be precise.One of our readers shared the toll-free number for Communikate, which is 1-866-333-3204, in another...

How Many Amway Ambots Try Hard Enough?

 "You didn't put up enough effort!" Is the rallying cry of brainwashed ambots in battle.It's something I've heard numerous times. Amway meetings and on my blog anytime some indoctrinated ambot who has been dutifully studying at Amspeak College shows up to accuse me of quitting Amway...

Glister Toothpaste – How To Puke And Brush Your Teeth At The Same Time

 It's difficult to pinpoint one Amway product is my least favourite. I mean, there are so many cheesy, expensive, and low-quality goods to select from!Glister toothpaste from Amway is one of my least favourite products.Ordinary toothpaste, the kind you see advertised on television all...

Get 6 Month Jump On Other Amway Ambots

 Given that the Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2014 event will take place in April, it is a good moment to reflect on how we were all led to believe by the Amway cult leader that the approaching Amway function would be a life-changing event. Simply by going, we would be six months ahead...

Annoying Amway Ambots Flock To Barnes And Noble

 An ambot searched Google for “Amway how to strike up a conversation in Barnes & Noble” and landed up on this site as a result of the search parameters. Additionally, there have been a number of comments posted on this blog by folks who were shopping at Barnes & Noble and were...

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2014

 The Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2014 function is approaching once again, which means it's almost that time of year again. If anyone has any information regarding it for 2014, please feel free to post it in the comments section below.In addition to the Dream Night, Spring Leadership,...

Amway Mantra: Eat Drink and Duplicate

 How many of you recall wasting another night going through an Amway boring plan meeting and hearing the same old crap from the jackass preaching that night's Amway sermon, as well as the same eat drink and duplicate your way to millions of dollars in the Amway scam?The plan entails...

Why Did Amway Send Me A Box Of Shit?

 Who doesn't enjoy a good laugh? A searcher discovered Married to an Ambot by Googling "Why did Amway give me a package of shit?" and ending up at the site.That's right, I needed a good chuckle right then and then while I was evaluating how readers were making their way to my website.Not...

Passionate About Being An Amway Commissioned Salesperson?

 Some general advice you might come across is to pick something you enjoy doing for a job that you are passionate about, and the money will take care of itself.Maybe. Perhaps this isn't the case.For whatever reason, there are business owners that have gotten themselves into this line...

Nutrilite Vitamins Are Bullshit

 A recent search resulted in a visitor to the Married To An Ambot blog after the phrase "Nutrilite Vitamins Are Bullshit" was entered into Google.He had arrived at this blog just a few minutes before after looking for "how to cancel Communikate" on Google.Yup. Come meet Anna Banana...

Nobody Wants To Buy The Amway River House

 After a few years there doesn't seem to be any movement on the mansion the Puryears constructed with their revenue fooling poor little ambots into buying pricey Amway stuff and useless books and CDs.http://www.21waterfront.com/property,520,waterfrontThe original price was $20 million....

New Year New Changes

 I hope that everyone out there who made a New Year's resolve to leave Amway is successfully implementing their plans for the future.Paying off the debt you incurred by purchasing Amway products and tools using your credit card should be your first order of business. Don't let that...