The Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2014 function is approaching once again, which means it's almost that time of year again. If anyone has any information regarding it for 2014, please feel free to post it in the comments section below.
In addition to the Dream Night, Spring Leadership, Family Reunion, and Free Enterprise Days (FED), World Wide Dream Builders and Amway organise four brainwashing conferences throughout the year. Their love and devotion for their leaders is so overwhelming that they shower them with $125 apiece to get a ticket to see them speak at the event. The WWDB Spring Leadership Conference is typically held in April. So far, World Wide Group hasn't posted the dates on their website, but you know how Amway is about keeping things under wraps, so it's possible that they aren't planning to make the announcement this year. Cities where Amway ambots will be indoctrinated this year include Spokane, Honolulu, Las Vegas, Denver Minneapolis, Calgary, and Washington DC, but the dates and arenas will remain a closely guarded secret until the final week of September. Perhaps they are anticipating the arrival of interventionists who will attempt to deprogram the brainwashed ambots.
Because it appears that the cities are the same, we'll bring back the ever-popular feature of activities to do in town instead of attending Amway Spring Leadership 2014, as well as a few of stories from former IBOs on their Spring Leadership experiences, which was first introduced in 2013.
So far, those of you who are perplexed as to what the fuck Amway WWDB is should rest easy. A social Amway event, Spring Leadership is nothing more than an expensive social gathering where ambots attend to venerate their Amway cult leaders and pass over their money. The ambots who are travelling from out of town, which is pretty much everyone, must factor in travel fees as well as hotel and dining charges.
Spring Leadership is expected to last three days this year, starting on a Friday night, but which Friday night in April you attend will depend on which city you are visiting. The Friday night brainwashing session is primarily a demonstration of Amway products, and it is possible that there will be no Diamonds brainwashing their cult followers in the arena that night. According to reports, the Diamonds will be teaching how to develop an Amway business, and they will be yapping about dream building and believing in your dream, as well as the usual mumbo jumbo brainwashing nonsense that you can expect at any Amway function. (Yeah, that's true.) They'll be teaching leadership and business methods. That would be a first), as well as showing motivational and promotional videos throughout the entire weekend.
And now for the juicy details of what actually happens.... There will be a never-ending parade of Ken and Barbie Diamonds stomping across the stage at the conclusion of the performance. Ambots who have been brainwashed will scream and rush to the stage in order to be closer to their favourite cult leaders. They will be chased away by the arena's security team. “Get back in your seats, motherfuckers!” Barbie will be the first to speak. She'll say something along the lines of "I was working a minimum wage job as a server in a biker bar and had to flash my boobs in order to earn tips." Ken was employed as a porta potty cleaner by a business owner. How do you feel when you come home from work and find your husband is rotting in his bed every night?? Then one day, a great friend brought "the business" proposal in front of us. We had to borrow $20 from a friend in order to make it to the Amway conference. As a result, we've become extremely wealthy, and we pay for everything in cash. I adore Ken for providing me with an opportunity to experience the lifestyle of the wealthy and greedy. He is my saviour...... Later, an Amway ambot (a piece of shit) takes a chair onto the platform, and Barbie sits in it and stares at warrior Ken while he brags about the couple's mansion, their fleet of automobiles, the trips they take, and then gives a slide show of all their material goods. Alternatively, they could have used the ones they rented for the day for the contrived photo session. They finish by telling the admiring ambots that if they can do it, so can anyone else, which they find amusing. As for Ken and Barbie, they are just concerned with how much money they will be able to take home with them as a result of their appearance today to fool the cult followers.
This tedious nonsense continues throughout the weekend. There is no instruction on how to grow Amway sales or how to discover prospects to recruit into the cult, and there is no instruction on how to develop leadership abilities. Just a bunch of Kens and Barbies finding out how to keep their cult followers entertained and up all night long, nothing more. Sleep deprivation is a frequent cult method for brainwashing that is used to achieve results.
That's all there is to it. It was a complete waste of money for Ambots to be subjected to the same nonsense they hear at every Amway function. However, by attending the function, they will be six months ahead of the ambots who did not participate. Yes, we're six months closer to declaring bankruptcy.
And now that I've covered the highlights of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2014, all Amway ambots may save their money and avoid enriching the assholes in their upline by not purchasing tickets to attend.
As for Amway Scamway and its scammer army of Ambots, let us just send another big old FUCK YOU out to them from marriedtoanambot.
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