How many of you recall wasting another night going through an Amway boring plan meeting and hearing the same old crap from the jackass preaching that night's Amway sermon, as well as the same eat drink and duplicate your way to millions of dollars in the Amway scam?
The plan entails requiring all Amway cult members to consume one Amway food bar and one Amway beverage daily, as well as recruiting others to do the same thing as you.
Amway sells food bars that look and taste like the granola bars you can buy at the grocery store, and they are located in the same aisle as the granola bars. For starters, at the grocery store, there is a great number of products, most of which are priced under $5 for a box of 6 or 8 bars to a box, and with such a large option to pick from, most consumers will discover a brand they enjoy eating. When compared to Amway, there are fewer options and the product is more expensive, with 5 or 6 bars to a box costing roughly $30. With a little planning, I can go to Walmart and buy 10 boxes of granola bars that I enjoy and that actually taste good for approximately $30, though I don't normally go overboard and buy more than 2 or 3 boxes at a time just to give you an example. If I ate one granola bar a day for two months, my $30 supply of granola bars from Walmart would last me more than two months. Amway snack bars would last less than a week if purchased in bulk for $30.
Aside from the fact that you are receiving more for your money at the grocery shop, the taste component is also important. Amway meal bars have a foul taste and are a disgrace. Gross flavoured cardboard is a good description of what they taste like.
At the very least, the granola bars that I buy at the grocery store are quite tasty. Amway's pricey crappy food bars are beaten every time by good value and good flavour!
When you're forced to eat one of those horrible overpriced crappy Amway meal bars every day, it's really difficult to locate others who can replicate your success.
Then commit to drinking one Amway beverage every day for the rest of your life. Perfect(ly Useless) Water is available for purchase in cases of 24 bottles for around $50. Because a case of Amway can be purchased for less than $5 almost anywhere else, Amway is ten times more expensive. Alternatively, you can purchase energy drinks. XS For a box of cat piss water, it costs more than $30 - how many may be found in a box? 6 or 8? I could go on and on about this. Whatever Amway beverage you choose, it will be far more expensive than a similar-tasting beverage purchased at a grocery store.
Initially, the goal is to find 2 people who will eat and drink one Amway product daily, which will earn the ambot an extra couple hundred dollars a month. However, the ultimate goal is to find 6 people (go Eagle!!!!) who in turn will find 6 people, who in turn will find 6 people, who will find 6 people, and so on and so forth. Additionally, several Eagles will occur, as well as some ambots who will qualify for Platinum, making it rather simple to achieve Diamond status. As a result, the ambot will receive gazillions of dollars in residual income every month, and he will be able to retire and never work again as a result of simply eating one Amway meal bar and drinking one Amway beverage every day. That's how the Amway fairy storey ends, after all.
The reality is that ambots are unable to locate alternatives to Amway products to eat, drink, and copy due to the high cost and bad quality of Amway products. As a result, they improvise for the two persons they are unable to locate and consume three Amway food and beverage products per day. The idiots in their Amway upline then yell at them for not signing up anyone else, prompting them to improvise even further and take on the eat drink and duplicate mantra of six ambots in one fell swoop, all in one person.
That's just how things work. It appears to be straightforward. Consume, consume, and duplicate.
Except that the ambot becomes a one-man show to eat, drink, and duplicate to make up for all of the people they are unable to persuade to duplicate what they do in accordance with the Amway motto – eat, drink, and replicate. What the fuck is going on? Is it possible that we're talking about rabbits?
That is the current state of affairs. And watch as your credit card debt soars to ambot CORE levels as a result of adopting that Amway mantra.
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