If you don't attend Amway meetings, what happens? is the inquiry put by an ambot who appears to be on the point of quitting, into the old Google search engine.
First and foremost, you will have a wonderful sense of relief at having been able to escape from an Amway cult gathering. There will be no indoctrination tonight!
The next thing that will happen is that you will be up to your neck in Amway upline muck and mire. Remember when you were a kid and your mother used to get irritated with you every time you brought a frog or a snake into the house? That was the worst. Because you failed to show up for a meeting, those Amway assholes will whine and bitch and bitch until your mama has nothing left to give them!
For an Amway ambot, there is absolutely nothing in his or her life that is more important than the company they work for. NOTHING!
You will be phoned and texted by the fucking jerks in your Amway upline, who will bitch and bitch and bitch at you for missing a “very important” Amway meeting because your spouse or family has something else planned or because you have been called in to work. And they aren't finished with you just because you attended one meeting. Platinum, the sack of shit, will mock you and ridicule you to the group of people who didn't show up for the Amway meeting. Then, the next time you show up, Platinum will mock you and embarrass you in front of the other ambots for your disobedience because you have a life and had something better to do than go to a bloody Amway cult meeting.
So that addresses the question of what in the world you will go through if you miss an Amway meeting because your upline is a bunch of jerks.
And honestly, why would you bother searching the Internet for the answer to that question when you already know the answer since you've been to past Amway meetings where an ambot failed to show up and sat through an hour-long rant from the Amway cult leader about it? You already know what will happen when those Amway bastards start spreading rumours about the lost ambot. You've heard it before, and you've been a member of the ambot group mentality that snickered at the expense of the dumb ass ambot who dared to show up to an Amway cult meeting in the first place.
Once you've missed one Amway meeting, it's much simpler to miss another, and then another, and so on until you've missed every Amway function till you've missed every Amway event. That is exactly what the Amway jerks at the top are frightened of. Missing ambot equals money that isn't getting into their pockets. The moment an ambot ceases to attend Amway meetings and ceases to listen to the fucked up Amway bastards on CDs and functions, they begin to deprogram themselves and cease to purchase nasty overpriced useless Amway stuff. Having gained clarity, they understand that they are not making money in Amway and begin looking about on the Internet, where they discover that 99 percent of IBOs are losing money. According to this, “succedence is not right around the corner,” as the Amway upline bastards claim it is.
Yup. Goodbye, and thank you! I'll see you later!
But, what if you still want to hang around with the jerks in your Amway upline? What happens then? Perhaps the destructive bastards are what you enjoy. Isn't it still possible to be friends?
Nope. Amway assholes only have friendships with individuals who pay them to have friendships by purchasing Amway products and motivating tools from them. These obnoxious cretins are not pals with anyone who does not provide them with financial assistance.
So, other from the fact that you will save time and money, what happens if you do not attend an Amway meeting?
Once you get over the shitkicking you receive from your Amway upline bastards, which is likely to cause most individuals to refuse to attend any more Amway meetings, a serene calm will come upon your life once more. You make the first steps toward gaining control of your financial condition. You begin to reclaim your emotional well-being and to mend the connections that were shattered when you were a member of the Amway cult.
The best part is that you will no longer have to deal with Amway jerks!
When you can tell your Amway upline: FUCK YOU!, it is a freeing feeling.
Alternatively, like in the case of this blog: fuck you Amway jerks!
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