The Amway World Wide Dream Builders is holding Free Enterprise Days in Denver, Colorado, from October 21 to 23, 2011, and in Portland, Oregon, from November 4 to 6, 2011, as I've mentioned in previous posts. The dates for both events are October 21 to 23, 2011, and November 4 to 6, 2011, respectively.
We can all take a look at Amway functions because WWDB hasn't changed their log on and password information (guest and dream) yet.
They're keeping price and accommodation information a closely guarded secret (big surprise!) and only making it available to ambots who pay $50/month for Premier Membership. So, in order to get my facts straight, I'll need to refer back to my profit and loss statement. Alternatively, the term "loss sheet" might be more appropriate.
Tickets are $125 per person. That was the cheapest portion, to be sure. The whole expense of travel, food, and lodging was $850.
Because I don't want to be accused of copyright infringement, I'm going to paraphrase the original. The Federal Reserve is hailed as a celebration of opportunity and freedom in countries that have embraced the free business system. Hunh? Anyone have any idea what the fuck it is meant to be referring to? If you are from a country that was not founded on this foundation, it appears to be discriminating! Unless you are the oldest living person in the United States, who is over 500 years old, you have no chance of knowing what your country was founded on. It was followed by all of the standard drivel about how to start your own business, stay inspired, and see your goals come true.
Yup. Selling the dream is a difficult task. Instead of selling soap, we should be selling hope.
So, what exactly happens at the FED? On Friday night, a large rah rah ceremony in honour of the armed troops was held. I'm okay for showing support for our armed forces, but it comes out as completely false at an Amway affair. There's nothing wrong with showing our patriotism, unless it's done with a corporation that's a pyramid scheme, which there is. The subject of free capitalism will be taught by some "patriotic" dude named Rick Green - who the hell knows who the hell he is in the first place? I assume he's receiving a good wage because he's working in two different cities. Following that, Diamond speakers will speak on the process of starting "the business." That'll be a first for sure. That was never brought up at any of the FEDs that I attended! They all complained about being poor, but then they discovered the Amway business plan and set their sights on a mission to destroy people and rip them off, and today they live in mansions and stroll along the beaches of the world while residual money continues to flow into their accounts. I'm not sure what time the Friday night crap session started, but it was at some point after midnight. Eight? The witching hour for ambots is usually around that time. It continues till almost midnight. Then you can count on your upline ordering you to attend at least one night owl meeting. The choice is yours: you can either be an obedient little IBO and crawl back to your hotel room at 4 a.m. in order to grab some sleep, or you can do what I do: tell the world that you're weary and that you're going to bed. To be honest with you, I've already spent far too much time with you cretins.
On Saturday, there will be more of the same, with the exception of the patriotic fervour. Diamond speakers will talk on how to start and grow a Scamway business. When they get there, as if anyone actually cares, they'll shower the ambots with diamonds and rubies to keep them motivated to make it there in the first place. Where in the world do these bogus ass titles originate from that indoctrinated ambots ooh and ahh over come from? As previously said, I am unable to recollect when time the crap session begins. Is it around 9 a.m.? When we arrived, there were massive lines of brainwashed ambots standing in front of the arena doors for hours, like if they were expecting to see Mick Jagger or something. There is no break for lunch. XS pee water and nasty Amway meal bars are recommended for Ambots to carry with them so they do not have to leave the auditorium in order to obtain some nourishment. I'm not interested in what you cult leaders have to say. If I'm hungry, I'll go search for actual food in the woods nearby. The session concludes late in the afternoon, around 4 or 5 p.m., and does not resume until 8 p.m. They will be required to return to the combat zone and endure more blatant lies until midnight or until the Amway cult leaders decide to shut the fuck up and go away. Then your upline wants you to switch to another late-night shift. No thanks, I'm going back to the hotel and going to sleep instead.
So, if anyone is asking what happens during an Amway night owl meeting after the function has concluded for the night, I am afraid I will be unable to answer their question. Oh, I'm sure I can picture it all in my head. Platinum continues to spew more trash at me like I can't get enough of it on a weekly basis at my house in the suburbs! I've never been to a night owl before. Ambot, on the other hand, was not so fortunate. He only went once or twice when we went to Amway functions together.
Oddly enough, there is no mention of the morning church service on WWDB's website for Sunday, which is all the better for brainwashing Independent Business Owners. Is it 9 a.m. or 10 a.m.? Is it going to last till noon? It's likely that one of the Diamond cult's religious brainwashing sessions is being run by one of their leaders. After that, there will be a gap till 1. Sunday will be a wrap-up session in which the ambots will learn how to achieve their Amway objectives. My intention is to invest in the tool fraud and purchase other Amway products in order to incur a $10,000 in debt as a demonstration of my loyalty and devotion to my Amway cult leaders.
Things come to a close at 5 p.m., and then everyone races for their cars, resulting in a massive traffic jam on the way out of town.
This weekend appears to be a complete and utter snoozer in my opinion. Instead of enriching the selfish upline jerks, use that thousand dollars to invest in mutual funds or take a small vacation to a fun destination (no offence to Denver and Portland!).
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