Several readers in Grand Rapids, Michigan have visited my site and left comments. They are all associated with Alticor/Amway in one way or another. They are crazy about Anna Banana! They have to have their daily dose!
I received a hit from someone in Grand Rapids who was looking for information on how to obtain a customer service position with Amway.
One of my initial thoughts was: what sort of scum sucking low living son of a bitch wants to work for a firm that is responsible for destroying lives, creating financial trouble, bankruptcies and debt, divorces, and so on and so forth? Afterwards, while watching television, I noticed a storey on folks who had been let off from their jobs two or three years before, some of them are desperatly seeking any kind of work. As a result, I shouldn't pass judgement on some unhappy creature who is so desperate to find work that they apply to Scamway in the first place. People who are desperate for work will compromise their standards and accept positions with questionable companies in order to receive a salary.
The average company has 20% of its employees who truly enjoy their jobs, 60% who don't give a shit about their jobs because they are just jobs, and 20% who despise their jobs because they are jobs. That is the way things are. Average organisations have 80 percent of their employees who would leave their company in a heartbeat if they found a better job elsewhere. Some of these individuals may enjoy their jobs, but for the most part, they are there for the money. As someone who has dealt with Amway's customer service department, it is clear to me that I was speaking to individuals in the 80 percentile! My understanding of the requirements for employment as an Amway customer care representative is obvious, and I hope that this list will be of assistance to any Grand Rapids job seekers who return to my site in the future.
Qualifications for a position as an Amway customer service representative include the following:
The ability to be obnoxious toward others
Excellent at deceiving others
Communication skills that are lacking
Don't give a rat's behind about assisting others.
a lack of ability to solve problems
Argumentative
I am not seeking for a long-term position.
Arrogant
I despise conversing with others.
There is no prior experience required, and we do not train.
Possess a negative personality.
Customers should not be treated rudely.
I despise having to keep a job.
Unhelpful
Time management abilities that are insufficient
the inability to fulfil assigned responsibilities
Customer follow-up that is ineffective
Watchers of the time
There is no specific drive to advance inside the organisation.
Refrain from engaging in any activity that requires instant concentration.
Following company policies and procedures is voluntary.
Superiority complexes are extremely strong.
It is not adaptable.
The ability to demonstrate to a customer how disinterested you are in them in an effective manner.
There is no sense of humour.
Having the ability to push buttons and incite hatred and anger in clients
The ability to make others despise you and despise your firm.
No applications will be accepted from people with upbeat, helpful personalities who genuinely like their professions!!! Applicants who are lazy asses bastards are strongly encouraged to apply. This is a dream job come true for you!!!!
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