Unknown to me, a friend works in an office building that is approximately 14 or 15 stories tall. Her company is located on three or four floors of the building, depending on who you ask. On the ground floor, there are retail outlets and a coffee shop, while on the upper floors, there are a variety of businesses and offices of all sizes.
I went to her office building to meet up with her for lunch, which she graciously accepted. After that, I went up to the floor where she works and had a conversation with the receptionist as I awaited for my friend to emerge. Eventually, the mail girl arrived, pushing the mail cart, and dropped off some items at the receptionist's desk. One of the items she pulls out is a courier card, and she has no idea how it wound up in her cart or who placed it there, and she and her friend are having a conversation about it. It looks that the courier attempted to deliver something after business hours. After 5 p.m., the elevators in the building are turned off and must be reactivated using a security card. Everyone who works for a company receives a security card that is specific to their floor, so if they come in before or after their shift, they will be able to access to their floor, but they will not be able to get to another company's floor.
First and foremost, I'm wondering why the hell the courier is dropping off after 5 p.m. Someone I know is a courier truck driver, and he says that they make their deliveries in the morning and pick up their deliveries in the afternoon. Then he has to get at their warehouse by 4 p.m. in order to sort items and ensure that those being shipped by overnight air courier arrive at the airport on time.
But then there's the postal girl, who takes my breath away. It's the dreaded "A" word that she uses. You're probably familiar with the word that ambots avoid using. Amway! It's a delivery from Amway. What you've just said has piqued my interest. Amway has their own courier firm that delivers shipments of crap to the nasty little ambots who work for them on commission. I seriously doubt it.
As far as I recall, Amway's shipments of excrement were delivered via the venerable United States Postal Service. Consequently, I'm not sure if Amway has completely phased out the mail and is now delivering everything by courier, or whether whoever ordered the shoddy, overpriced things was in a rush to acquire them and pleaded with Amway to send them by courier instead. Do you think he ran out of high-end toilet paper?
And why would an ambot want to embarrass themselves by having Amway send a shipment of trash to their place of employment so that everyone knows you're a failure who bought costly, substandard Amway goods? We never had any Amway crap delivered to our storefront. It's always to our place. If we weren't home, the mailman simply left the box of excrement on our front porch; it wasn't as if we were required to sign for the package. Nobody ever tried to steal it. It's a damn shame! Aside from Amway ambots that are brainwashed, who would want shady things from Amway?
It would be far too fucking embarrassing to have something delivered to the workplace that had Amway written all over it. And why would someone who works in an environment where it is not possible to have their package delivered to their desk want their box of excrement delivered there? Speaking of humiliating, having a box with Amway written on it brought to your workplace and having it pass through all the hands before it reaches your desk is a fucking embarrassment. Mailroom attendants, receptionists, and so on. Putting aside the embarrassment, it is adding to the workload of coworkers by requiring them to handle a package that is clearly a personal matter and not something linked to their jobs. Amway ambots are rude and thoughtless jerks in this regard. The fact that someone else is not making money does not bother them in the least. They believe they are superior than everyone else, and as a result, the rest of the world should pander to their every demand as a result. Allow their poor coworkers to be inconvenienced as a result. One thing they have in common with their coworkers is that they are all big shot hot shit business entrepreneurs.
So the postal girl is standing there with a courier missed delivery card in her hand since the courier arrived after 5 p.m. and missed the delivery. Isn't it typical of Amway to employ the services of a courier firm that is unable to complete their deliveries during normal business hours?
After looking at the card, the mail girl and the receptionist realise that they have no idea which of the several hundred employees in their company it should be delivered to; however, why anyone would want a box of overpriced shitty products is another mystery, and one that they were not attempting to solve.
As you can expect, my suggestion came to the rescue and saved the day. When it comes to Amway products, there is just one thing you can do.
It should be disposed of in the garbage.
The card was crumpled up and thrown away by the mail carrier.
Why don't we all wish it could be as simple to get rid of all things Amway!
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