Have you ever been to an Amway meeting where the cult leader made fun of Starbucks and referred to it as "Big Bucks"?
Then there's the Amway ambot chuckle to end it. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Laugh out loud at all the losers that spend a lot of money on coffee instead of eating something nutritious (Amway ambot claim, not mine!) like the products that ambots are hawking.
There are a lot of folks who do not work at Starbucks who enjoy going there for a cup of coffee or one of their other beverages. And, yes, their coffee is more expensive than McDonald's, but it is in the same price range as other coffee shops, whether they are independently owned or franchised.
Consider the case of someone who visits Starbucks every day for a cup of coffee and a baked goodie. Let's say it's $5 so that I can work in round numbers, and that's for a regular cup of coffee, not a specialty coffee. That would be $150/month, and let's hope that no Amway ambot shows up here to complain about how certain months have 31 days and that my math is incorrect, because that would be a waste of $150/month. Doubtful. Ambots aren't very skilled with money management, or otherwise they'd notice that all of their money is being flushed down the toilet due to Amway.
So the buyer is paying $150 a month at Starbucks and getting something they like. Something to drink that they enjoy, as well as something to eat that they enjoy. Purchases from Amway are preferable to drinking a can of cat pee and eating a stale food bar, which is preferable to neither. If 12 cans of XS cost roughly $30, and keep in mind that I'm working in round numbers, then why the hell can't Amway sell them in cases of ten instead? Take, for example, Amway's stale food bars, which are offered in packages of 12 for roughly $30. This equates to $2.50 per can or bar. Exactly the same situation An Amway beverage and an Amway bar cost $5 every day, which equates to $150 per month.
It's possible to argue to our hearts' content that Starbucks' products taste better, but the reality is that, according to the ambot argument, which they completely ignore, it's the same amount of money spent. As a result, Amway also deserves to be sarcastically referred to as Big Bucks. And the ambot still has to spend approximately another $150 in Amway items throughout that month in order to qualify for a meagre compensation check of approximately $10. Starbucks offers a variety of rewards programmes for customers who use their gift card or credit card to purchase things and receive a free coffee or merchandise in exchange. It all depends on how regularly they attend; if they go daily, they would most likely receive freebies a couple of times a month, for a total of roughly $10.
So far, it appears like Starbucks is the better value in this situation. Spend less money and get almost the same amount of money back, however in the form of things rather than cash or check.
Anyway, let's kick Starbucks to the curb and go back to work on Big Bucks. Amway is the genuine deal when it comes to Big Bucks. The fact that ambots spend more money at Big Bucks Amway than they do at any other location they frequent is undeniable in my opinion.
Keep your money in your pocket. Instead of spending money at Big Bucks Scamway, spend it somewhere else.
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