Today, I'm going to do an imitation of our sack of shit Platinum and then go off on a tangent about something completely irrelevant. In contrast to him, it will not take half an hour.
I'm going to go on a tirade about the terrible Amway pet food. It costs nearly the same as any high-end dog food available on the market today. Due to the fact that I haven't lately compared other dog food businesses, I am unable to say whether or not it has the same high-quality components. I'll admit that the one time we purchased a bag of Amway's brand dog food, I've never seen so much dog faeces in my entire life. I'm the one who is in charge of taking the dogs for walks. Unlike Ambot, I am more concerned with fitness, and I walk everywhere I go. Having those dogs around gives me an excuse to go out of the home every couple of hours. First thing in the morning, I take the dogs for a stroll around the neighbourhood. Most of the time, I'll get one shit out of each of them. The morning stroll became a series of 4 to 6 shits after we turned them over to Amway dog food! Fortunately, I keep a large number of baggies in my pockets! By the time we got back from our last stroll of the night, these dogs had easily shitting 10 times each, and they were massive baggy filling shitting! It would take me a long time to finish them all, and the next thing you knew, the toilet was clogged and the bowl was practically overflowing with waste. The Amway dog chow helped me become really good at using a toilet plunger! But I'll admit it. If Ambot was home and the water level in the toilet was increasing, I'd cut off the water and start yelling that the large shits had plugged the toilet again, demanding that he come and unclog it for me.
Ambot attempted to include the Amway dog food in his next order, but was unsuccessful. In exchange for continuing to purchase the inferior Amway dog food, I informed him that he would now be responsible for walking the dogs and cleaning up after them on a full-time basis, a duty that he despises. If they wanted us to buy Amway dog food, I recommended that he locate someone in his upline to take over the cleaning chore. He agreed. There were no takers. That's incredible!
I was able to reintroduce the dogs to the high-quality, low-stool dog food that they had been eating in the previous months.
This resulted in a significant reduction in the amount of money I was spending on baggies.
This also resulted in a significant reduction in the amount of clogged toilets.
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