Marketing is an important component of running a successful business for those of us who own real enterprises.
Marketing is not carried out by Amway Ambots who operate fictitious enterprises. I don't consider begging and pleading with someone to purchase your overpriced lousy things or attend a Scamway meeting to be effective marketing. Amway Ambots, on the other hand, are commissioned salesmen who obey Amway's guidelines. Not to mention following the instructions of their Amway cult leader. Employees at Amway's headquarters are responsible for the bulk of the company's marketing efforts. A good opportunity to reiterate that if your last name is not VanAndel or DeVos, you do not own an Amway business and do not have a marketing department on your payroll. Amway is a for-profit corporation with a marketing department on its payroll. You work as a commissioned salesperson for the proprietors of the Amway firm, who play mind games by referring to its commissioned salesforce as IBOs – Independent Business Owners – in order to confuse their customers. LOL!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! This is more along the lines of "Imaginary Business Owners." You fucking Amway losers have been well brainwashed!!! LOL!!!!!! Thousands of dollars are spent by Amway's marketing department each year to publicise their deception in order to attract victims. For a ten-year period, they will pay $40 million to have their name displayed on an arena in Orlando. The Mets stadium will receive an undisclosed sum of money in order to open a company site there. Years ago, Amway paid Miss America to serve as a spokesman for their cosmetics, and Ambots maintains that she continues to do so - - - for free! LOL! Advertisements on television. Individual Amway ambots aren't seen engaging in any of this nonsense either.
Whenever you ask a business owner what differentiates their company from their competition, they will almost certainly mention something about their great customer service, how they focus on the customer, and how they treat the customer. That is something all business owners say, and while many would like to believe they provide outstanding customer service, the reality is that they most often do not. It's even more concerning when they rely solely on minimum wage staff to provide that extraordinary level of customer care. Most especially in jobs with high turnover rates, such as those in the food or retail industries. The employee's sole purpose is to generate income. They'll be gone as soon as they discover a better job that offers them a 50-cent raise per hour increase.
Here are some additional marketing strategies used by genuine business owners:
1. They have developed a marketing strategy. They determine who their target clients are and then concentrate on marketing methods that appeal to that demographic group. There is no use in wasting time and money on consumers who do not have a need for the product or service that they are selling to them. Continue with the example above, where Amway Ambots' marketing strategy consists of beseeching and pleading with everyone they know to purchase pricey, shoddy Amway products that they do not require or want. Get a freaking grip on reality! The majority of the world's population prefers to purchase high-quality products at a reasonable price rather than forking out large sums of money for generic and subpar products. Not everyone is interested in purchasing energy drinks that taste like cat urine, snake oil supplements, or tampons that are leaking. It's referred to as "understanding your market," and Amway Ambots are terrible at it.
2. Whether you ask any Amway Ambot if they know what SWOT is, they will most likely respond that it is a part of the police department. LOL!!!! The SWOT analysis of your company evaluates the strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, and threats that it faces. Okay, let's take a look at an Amway Ambot's fictitious business. Strengths? Anyone? Anyone? Sorry, but a fictitious firm has no advantages and will not be able to survive. Weaknesses? Selling costly, mediocre things that no one wants is illegal. Survival in the commercial world is not a realistic possibility. Opportunities? For an Amway Ambot, this most likely entails upgrading to Platinum and Diamond status. Threats? What are the unfavourable conditions that exist for the "business"? Beginning here and on similar websites, Amway fraud victims may express their financial and emotional sorrow while also warning others not to make the same mistakes we did, and this is a good place to start. Amway's shady reputation accompanies them in the marketplace.
3. Do any Amway Ambots execute a marketing audit on behalf of the company? Because they don't do the things that genuine business owners do, such as develop a business strategy, a marketing audit is thrown out the window as a result. If you don't have a company plan, it's impossible to know if you're on track when doing a marketing audit.
4. Be familiar with the competition. I'm not referring to other multilevel marketing pyramid schemes. It's almost impossible to acquire a better quality product at a lower price than what Amway sells. The grocery store and department stores are the most significant competitors to Amway in almost every product category. It is the reaction of the Amway Ambot that goes something like this: Amway products are priced to reflect their outstanding quality. LOL!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Yes, when people hear that nonsense, they almost pee their pants with laughter! Another Amway Ambot Amspeak saying goes something to the effect that Amway products are the best available on the marketplace. Try not to laugh so hard that you pee your pants! Phrases like those are what distinguishes Amway Ambots from other liars.
Customer retention is number five. Keeping existing customers while also gaining new ones is an important part of marketing. Amway's ambots are all about alienating people from the company. People who refuse to purchase their shoddy, overpriced goods are being insulted. Taking a sneering stance toward people who work. People who refuse to attend Amway meetings are being slammed. The list might go on forever. If a real business owner wants to stay in business, he or she will not employ those marketing strategies.
6. Use your experience to your advantage. We experiment with various marketing strategies in order to determine what works and what doesn't. Your life expectancy at 65 will be cut short by Amway Ambots, who, as part of their marketing strategy, b*tch at the rest of the world while yelling out Amspeak like broke loser unchristian dreamstealer. Do you know how their marketing approach is going for them right now?
Marketing trends are number seven. Real business owners are constantly on the hunt for new marketing ideas that will aid in the growth of their companies. That does not appear to be the case with any Amway Ambots.
There are a variety of different marketing methods available to small business entrepreneurs. Marketing is a part of the job of a business owner, or if the firm is large enough to employ marketing professionals, the marketing department is hired by the company; however, for small businesses, the owner is often the marketing department.
In the event that you are a member of the Amway Ambots and you do not have a company plan that incorporates marketing tactics... Well, that's life. When you're pretending to be a successful business owner and spending your days on the phone and your nights hanging out with other Ambots at Amway cult meetings, it's not that essential. Pretend business owners don't have to bother about marketing because they don't exist. The time spent on that would be far too valuable to devote to the worship of the Great Amway God.
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