In a previous piece, I reported that an ambot in our WWDB crossline had misplaced his phone while attending the Amway Spring Leadership indoctrination conference. Even if I'm confident that the real storey is that he placed his phone down, bugged off somewhere, and left it unattended to record the words of wisdom from the Amway cult leaders, and an IBO saw it and exclaimed, "Hey, free phone!" and stole it away from him. I'm not sure what kind of phone it was, though. It's possible that it was one of the Blackberries that our piece of shit Platinum was urging everyone in his downline to purchase at the time. All I know is that it had enough bells and whistles to warrant including a recording device among them. Yes, it's similar to a news storey I heard about a month ago in which a large number of cell phones - I believe iPhones - were dumped off to see if honest people would pick them up and bring them back. They were all equipped with tracking devices, which could be used to determine which parts of the phone the finder would access by monitoring their movements.
A number of years ago, I was walking through a park when I noticed a young woman sprinting down the trail. She came to a halt and inquired as to whether or not I had seen her iPhone. I hadn't realised it. She'd been at the park and had returned to her car 5 minutes ago when she realised her phone wasn't in her pocket. She hoped to recover it somewhere along the walk, but it had been dropped somewhere along the path. She, on the other hand, appeared to be sceptical that she would ever see it again. What are the prices of those items? Approximately $500? The fact is that not everyone will be trustworthy enough to return them.
But that's enough about cellphones. We were at the World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion, and it seemed like it was meal break at that point. Ambot and I were on our way back to the arena from wherever we'd gotten our food from earlier. There were probably around 20 or so ambots walking close us; you know, we all get stopped by a traffic light and have to wait to cross the street, so a little group forms to wait for the light to change. Just as we were ready to walk onto the arena grounds, I observed a wallet laying on the turf, about 15 feet off the route. So I went over to the wallet and remarked, "Hey, there's a wallet here," before walking away. I now had a captive audience. All of the ambots came to a halt to watch. What exactly am I? What will be the evening's entertainment? Are they all thinking something along the lines of "Oh crap she spotted it first, so I'm out of luck" when it comes to grabbing whatever is inside? I flicked it open and glanced at the driver's licence, which belonged to some man from out of state who was most likely an ambot at the time. We had no idea who the individual was, so I advised Ambot that we should return to the arena and check for security before turning it in. We continued walking after that. One of the suckup ambots that passed us on the street stated something to the effect that there was no other place where you could lose your wallet and end up getting it back than at an Amway function.
I'd say just about anywhere in the world would suffice. Everywhere you look, there are honest and dishonest people. Ambots are liars and scammers, which serves as direct evidence that members in the Amway organisation are not trustworthy. There was no money in the wallet at the time. So, another ambot arrived before me and discovered the wallet, which was probably on the walkway. He withdrew the cash and then dropped the wallet 15 feet to the side, where I discovered it. The thief's aim was not quite good enough to make it into the garden, and he or she probably didn't want to draw attention to himself or herself by retrieving the wallet and making another attempt to conceal it.
Some of our belongings were stolen by our upline. Ambot lent most of these items to his dishonest Amway upline and never returned them to us. One of them was a cooler with the letters XS written on it. I purchased the XS gear at an exorbitantly inflated price. I couldn't give a shit if I ever saw it again because we have plenty of coolers and I didn't want to go around advertising the cat piss drink, but I'm just pointing out that some shady Amway IBO took it from us in the first place.
In addition, we had a large amount of marketing material taken from us by persons in our Amway upline. Again, this isn't something I'm very interested in. It's not like I'm clamouring for it to be returned. Just bringing attention to the fact that Amway ambots are a group of thieves who prefer to steal rather than buy. In other words, although though that "honour" was intended to go to higher ranks, none of them could afford it, so Ambot would rush in and buy it on his own dime, incurring yet another charge on his credit card from Amway.
The most recent thing stolen from us by our Amway upline was a camera and its accompanying camera bag. Ambot fought unsuccessfully for months to reclaim it, and he eventually threatened to contact the police. At that point, someone in his upline was able to recover it from whoever had taken it (Ambot was aware of who had stolen it), and we were able to recover it. Of course, it's broken. We have no idea who was responsible for the break. Because they are all a bunch of lying, scheming Amway ambots, they would all claim that they did not breach the law. No one at Amway assumes ownership of anything other than the pretence of being fictitious business proprietors. And because they are a bunch of irresponsible Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs), none of them would stand up and take responsibility for getting it repaired. Those fucking a**holes!
All you have to do now is offer us more reasons to despise Amway and the World Wide Destructive Bastards! They are not satisfied with only damaging relationships; they will also destroy your own property!
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