Spring Leadership 2012 will be held in Honolulu, Hawaii on April 28 and 29, 2012, at the Hawaii Convention Center, and is sponsored by Amway WWDB.
Oh, my goodness! Conflict! Also taking place on the same weekend is the WWDB Amway Spring Leadership Conference in Denver, Colorado! Surely, that must be enough to rile up some ambots who want to attend as many Spring Leadership brainwashing conferences as they possibly can!
I don't even have to toss a coin to see which way it will land. In the event that Ambot is unable to decide between Denver and Honolulu, all I can say is "Waikiki here I come!"
Hawaii is the type of place where I can go and just relax by the pool or on the beach, reading a book and swimming in the ocean, with no obligation to do anything else. You cretinous ambot bastards will be attending Spring Leadership 2012, while I will be relaxing on Waikiki Beach, blissfully unaware that my Ambot is someplace else, being brainwashed by the Amway cult masters, and will be very pleased.
As a result, Waikiki Beach is the best spot to be. You can take a surfing lesson or go on an outrigger canoe ride if you grow bored swimming or reading a book in the water. Enjoy yourself while doing the touristic things that you come to see and do.
Everyone, in my opinion, should travel to Pearl Harbor. There are a number of tour companies that transport guests there, usually in conjunction with another type of sightseeing trip in the city. Most hotels will have information about tour providers available to you upon request. Alternatively, you can drive yourself to the visitor centre. Tickets are free and include a park ranger who will explain you about the history of Pearl Harbor as well as a ferry journey out to the memorial. Listed below is some information, including instructions on how to get there by bus. http://www.pacifichistoricparks.org/Pearl-Harbor-faqs.php
I always look forward to visiting the Polynesian Cultural Center, but getting there can be a pain in the neck. The cost of general entrance is $49.95, and the price increases from there depending on whether you want to add dinner, performances, an island tour, or other extras. This is one attraction where it is nearly always advisable to hire a tour company to pick you up from your hotel and transport you out to the destination for the day before returning you to your hotel.
Diamond Head State Park is a popular hiking destination for certain people. http://www.hawaiistateparks.org/parks/oahu/index.cfm?park id=15
My to-do list in any place where Amway WWDB is conducting an event is never complete until I can find a zoo, which I always manage to do! Yes, we're talking about the Honolulu Zoo! If you are over the age of 13, the cost is $14, and if you are younger than 13, the cost is $6.
Go to a luau and enjoy yourself! It's far superior to whatever cuisine they're serving at Spring Leadership. Oh, I guess that would be a resounding no. If you get hungry, you'll either have to find a nearby dining establishment or spend too much money on a hot dog and a drink at the arena's concession stand. Well, that's life. Ambots are accustomed to overpaying for products; it is one of the pleasures of being a member of the Amway cult and becoming accustomed to being taken advantage of. Now, let's get back to the luaus. There are more than I can possibly count in one sitting. Almost every hotel on Waikiki Beach has one to choose from. Choose one and eat some roasted pig and poi with it. No, not at all. Everybody is there for the entertainment rather than the cuisine. Some establishments will provide you with a complimentary mai tai when you visit. I'm sure I'll get a lei as well!
It seems like every time I visit the International Marketplace in Waikiki, it is getting bigger and bigger. This is the spot to go for all of your tacky souvenirs from Hawaii. This mall is where I purchased one of my favourite t-shirts of all time! The venue hosts a variety of free entertainment events on a regular basis. http://www.internationalmarketplacewaikiki.com/
Hilo Hattie is still alive and well in the Hawaiian capital of Honolulu! Purchase clothing with Hawaiian themes from this establishment! I still have a Hilo Hattie shirt in my closet that I wear whenever I'm heading to a party with a Hawaiian theme. Everyone should have access to one! They also sell a variety of other items. I found some amazing deals on macadamia nut cans and chocolate chip macadamia nut cookies when shopping at this location. Other discounted items, such as coffee mugs, are available. Oh, and I'm pretty sure I still have my complimentary Hilo Hattie coffee mug stashed someplace in the home. There is a complimentary trolley available. The schedule for the trolley can be seen on this page. http://www.hilohattie.com/info/Trolley.aspx
Oh, please, don't be ridiculous. Hawaii's economy is based on tourism. The sun and the waves are the main reasons for visiting. Nobody travels to Hawaii and expects Anna Banana to tell them what to do every step of the way. However, here are a handful of pointers:
Don't forget to bring sunblock.
Stay away from the Amway WWDB Spring Leadership!
In addition, I need to include a few of more keywords for the WWDB World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2012 event. Instead of paying $125 on a ticket to this Amway function, I've already covered better things to do in Las Vegas, Spokane, Washington DC, and Denver, which you can read about here. Calgary and Minneapolis are the only cities that I haven't yet visited. Oh, such joy!
Amway is a jerk!
WWDB is a snoozer!
Spring Leadership is a pain in the neck!
There's nothing quite like ruining your Hawaiian vacation by attending an Amway function!
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