Free Enterprise Days will be held in the Portland Memorial Coliseum from October 11th through October 13th, 2013, in conjunction with Amway Worldwide Dream Builders WWDB.
Rather than attending an Amway brainwashing conference, I'm simply copying and pasting from prior blogs I've written on better things to do in Portland than attend an Amway brainwashing conference.
Please accept my apologies. I believe I've already covered the most of what I consider to be your highlights!
I just read an article on the top ten cities for foodies, and Portland, Oregon, was included on the list, which I found to be rather shocking.
Super-green Visit the food truck "pods" at Pioneer Courthouse Square or SE Hawthorne and 12th Avenue, where you can find excellent Korean and Hawaiian fusion cuisine. Portland has earned a reputation for farm-to-table dining, well-crafted microbrews, and a wide variety of popular restaurants — including Namu, which serves excellent Korean and Hawaiian fusion cuisine. Another gastronomic must-stop is Voodoo Doughnuts, which is known for its bacon-topped maple bar and the breakfast cereal-crusted “Captain My Captain.” And don't be deceived into thinking that these Oregonians are completely health-conscious: they are everything but. The original article can be found here. http://travel.yahoo.com/p-interests-40686622
Was it just me, or did the article just mention Voodoo Doughnuts? This sounds like a place I'd enjoy visiting! After a quick Google search, I was able to locate the website. http://voodoodoughnut.com/index.php There are over 90 different kinds of doughnuts! These Voodoo doll donuts are calling my name! I receive a lot of traffic from people searching for "Amway sex" who end up on Anna Banana's blog. It's possible that they're not getting any because these ambots are never at their homes. With their donut innovation, Voodoo Doughnuts can assist folks who are obsessed with Amway sex. Cock-N-Balls.
According to a Google search, Portland is home to a plethora of museums, as well as gardens and parks inspired by the East. Although museums are not really my thing, if someone put a pistol to my head and forced me to pick between attending an Amway WWDB function or visiting the The Hat Museum, I would chose the latter. The cost of admission is $15, which is significantly less expensive than being bored to death by a bunch of old Diamonds ripping off IBOs. http://www.thehatmuseum.com
The last time I wrote a post like this, someone who must have been there mentioned in the comments that they had gone to the Pittock Mansion. Admission is $8.50 for adults and somewhat cheaper for children and youth under the age of 18. http://pittockmansion.org/
No one will want to miss a visit to the Church of Elvis Presley. It's displayed in the storefront of a shop in Chinatown. Provides access to a coin-operated cinema, which may be accessed from the sidewalk. As a result, I'd say it's nearly free. Due to the fact that brainwashing tactics work better when people are sleep deprived, it is a strange coincidence that the poor bastards attending Family Reunion will also be up and about pretty much 24 hours a day. Even at 2 a.m., the Church of Elvis movie is more interesting than the sack of shit Platinum in the company of other nocturnal creatures! http://www.24hourchurchofelvis.com/
Tour and tasting of the House Spirits Distillery. Yummy! You must be 21 years old. There is a cost for sampling, but if you purchase a bottle of wine, the fee is waived. This will make you forget about those nefarious Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs)! http://housespirits.com
Beer brewed by Widmer Brothers Brewing Company There is no charge for this excursion. Free beer will be provided. Is there anything else I can say? http://widmerbrothers.com
In the case of adults, the Oregon Zoo's admission fee is $11.50. Other age groups will find it a little more affordable. It will be entertaining to visit the bear exhibit and imagine yourself feeding the grizzlies on your upline! http://www.oregonzoo.com
If you're serious about visiting Portland, Oregon and participating in tourist attractions, check out Trip Advisor's recommendations at http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g52024-Activities-Portland Oregon.html#TtD. Museums and parks are the most popular tourist destinations.
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