Amway Ambot Chuckle

Someone who posted a comment on the blog reminded me of the Amway ambot giggle, which I remembered from my childhood.

We've all heard it before. If you're in Amway, you've probably heard the giggle that people use when they think they're dealing with a fucking moron. Those ambots need to take a good, hard look in the mirror.

The Amway ambot chuckle has a distinct sound to it, as if they are hacking up a hairball. It's a little like this, really.

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HUA is an abbreviation for Head Up Ass. Amway ambot syndrome is a chronic condition.

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Assemble your wits about you. It's time to get serious about getting serious about getting serious.

If an Ambot is engaged in a conversation with someone who is not a member of Amway and is attempting to overcome their reservations about being involved in the Amway scam or their aversion to purchasing pricey crappy items, they are using this technique.

Prospect: Is there any connection between this and Amway at all?

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. It is World Wide Dream Builders, not World Wide Dream Builders. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Prospect: I've been associated with Amway in the past, but it didn't work out.

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. It didn't work because you didn't put in sufficient effort. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Prospect: You've been in Amway for 15 years and haven't yet achieved the status of Diamond. What exactly is going on here?

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. It's because I'm not putting out enough effort. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

What if Amway charges you $50 per year merely to purchase their expensive products?

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. You can't afford to pay $50 a year to be a member of this exclusive shopping club, can you? HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Prospect: I pay $50 a year on my Costco membership, which allows me to purchase well-known products at a lower cost.

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. You don't want to spend extra money on quality, do you? HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

No, this is not a possibility.

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. Loser! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I've heard Amway is a pyramid scheme, so be on the lookout.

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. Your job is structured like a pyramid. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Prospect: (while flipping through an Amway catalogue) Holy sh*t. Take a look at these costs. In comparison, I can get a box of laundry soap at the grocery store for a third of the cost.

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. You don't want to pay more money for better quality, do you? HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Prospect: I don't want to pay additional money for Amway products that are of bad quality.

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. Loser! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

After taking a taste of XS energy drink and spitting it out, the prospect exclaims, "Holy fuck!" That has a distinct cat urine flavour to it.

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. This is the most effective energy drink available on the market. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Prospect: Fuck it, dude! If this is the best, there is no way in hell I am going to try the worse! Please pass me a coke.

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. Loser! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

A prospective customer inquired, "I understand that Amway Artistry is one of the top five cosmetic companies in the world." It isn't, according to what I found on the Internet.

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. We are the second largest manufacturer of prestige cosmetics in the world. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Prospect: What the heck is going on? After all, who cares if their cosmetics are of high quality or not?

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. We're number two. HUA HUA HUA.

You'll be the first to tell me that Amway sells high-end tampons and toilet paper the minute I walk in the door.

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. Yes, you are correct. All Amway goods are considered to be of high quality. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Inquiry from a prospective customer: How many people do you have in your Amway downline?

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. The company is doing exceptionally well. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Supposedly, spending 10 to 15 hours a week in Amway will net me $115 per month, according to this. That is equivalent to $2 to $3 an hour. Take advantage of me!

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. You can't take everything you read at face value. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Prospect: I've been hearing rumours that Amway is a cult.

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. Your profession is a cult. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I was wondering if you'd been to Barnes & Noble recently.

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. That is the most effective setting for discussing Amway with others. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Prospect: I am already the owner of my own company.

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. It's a worthless piece of shitbusiness that doesn't exist. Amway is the only company in the world that is truly successful. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The Prospect: Why does a dog who consumes Amway dog food urinate three times more frequently than it used to?

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. This is due to the fact that it is consuming high-quality dog food. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Prospect: I've heard that people lose a lot of money in the Amway business model.

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. You must re-invest your profits back into your company. In order to make money, you must first spend money. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Prospect: Can you tell me how much money you make in Amway each month?

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. It is none of your concern. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Prospect: No, I'm not kidding. You want me to become a representative for Amway? I want to know if it's worth my time to pursue this. How much money do you make in Amway on a monthly basis?

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. That is strictly confidential. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Prospect: How much money does it cost to be a member of Amway on a monthly basis?

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. So, I guess you'll just have to sign up and find out yourself. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Prospect: Is it necessary for us to pay for training in Amway? At my place of employment, the owner pays for all of the employees' training.

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. Your employment is a pyramid scheme, and you are making your employer extremely wealthy. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Prospect: I have no interest in being an Amway representative.

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. Then, by the time you reach the age of 65, you will either be dead or bankrupt. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Prospect: Ambot, you're going to hell!

HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. I've already arrived. It's one of the perks of working for Amway! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Assemble your wits about you. Assemble your wits about you. Keep your wits about you, ass. 

The produced, forced laughter that is frequently heard at Amway events or meetings is referred to as the "Amway Ambot Chuckle," and the term "Amway Ambot Chuckle" is commonly used to characterize it. This type of laughter is not genuine, but rather serves as a method for Ambots to demonstrate their excitement and support for the Amway business.

Even though it may not seem harmful at first glance, the Amway Ambot Chuckle actually represents a potentially damaging facet of the Amway culture. The forced laughter can come across as dishonest, which can be off-putting to prospective clients or customers who are looking for genuine connections and partnerships.

In addition to this, the Amway Ambot Chuckle has the potential to foster a mentality of groupthink as well as conformity among Amway distributors. It is possible that individuals will feel forced to conform to the group and repress their own uniqueness and opinions if they laugh at every joke or statement made by other Ambots and respond with laughter.

It is essential for Ambots to be sincere and genuine in their relationships with other people, and to abstain from using canned laughter or any other form of conduct that is not sincere. Ambots have the ability to form strong relationships with prospective clients and cultivate a culture that is more inviting and inclusive just by being themselves and demonstrating a genuine love for the Amway business and the products it sells.

To summarize, the Amway Ambot Chuckle could appear to be a positive and inoffensive component of the Amway culture, but in reality, it is a behavior that can be interpreted as being detrimental and false. It is essential for Ambots to avoid using canned laughter or any other form of dishonest conduct in their contacts with other people, as it is critical that they come across as authentic and genuine in their interactions. By doing so, they have the opportunity to cultivate strong relationships with prospective customers and establish a culture within the Amway community that is more inclusive and friendly to all.

Whose Fault Is It?

 Isn't the title "who's fault is it" a catchy one? Given the fact that Amway Ambots are the most prominent finger pointers in the world. Even more importantly, those fingers should be pointing directly back at themselves.

Here's a comment posted by Cali on Amthrax's website, which you should read: The Week's Most Interesting Remark Ohio Leadership Convention is described by Witty in his own words.

I can relate to this, only that I did not realise I had been tricked until after I had left. I was so naive that I truly believed it was my fault that I had failed to make any money. I am grateful that I came across your website. Knowing the whole scope of the truth years ago could have made a significant difference in my life, however it would have hurt even more because I was feeling "close" to individuals at the time. I was under the impression that they were truly concerned. This is the actual con, in my opinion. As a result of reading these postings, I've gained a better understanding of how my guilt over not being good enough for the team has manifested itself in other areas of my life. As an example, I've felt guilty about not sharing the same beliefs or having the same lifestyle ambitions as my parents, or about immediately believing I don't have what it takes to be a "leader" in any job I've held afterwards. I thought I had moved on, but my vision isn't as clear as I would have liked it to be at this point. What a long and drawn-out process this has been. Thank you to everyone who contributed.

This could have been written by my spouse, if he had wanted to. Perhaps it was! No. My guess is that this was authored by someone who was formerly connected with Monavie, you know, the MLM scam to which the jerks in our Amway upline defected! LOL! Losers, losers, losers! That link, however, was created approximately one year before the morons in our Amway upline defected to Monavie, proving that it was not one of those fucking losers.

My Ambot was only concerned with pleasing his upline. I'll never understand why he would prioritise satisfying others over and above pleasing me in the first place. It is my intention to write this blog and cuss them out in order to exact retribution upon those upline fuckers. Because I don't name names, the fact is that I'm cursing out every IBO upline in the world. And those cretinous Amway jerks aren't too pleased about that!

What actions did Ambot take to please his upline? The majority of this was accomplished through the purchase of Amway products and the investment in the Amway tool fraud. The more money he spent, the more popular he became among his upline.

I did not spend any money, despite the fact that the money Ambot spent was actually our money, which was overlooked by the upline. Because I attempted to prevent Ambot from purchasing pricey, poor Amway items and spending money on functions, our upline did not appreciate my efforts. So that's why those fuckers didn't like me because I had any influence over our cash and was preventing them from flowing to the top of the pyramid. My heart bleeds for you, I can't tell you how much it does! The IBO bastards who are phoney asses and rude and greedy aren't fond of me. Arrrrrrrrrrr!

Ambot believed it was his fault that he wasn't generating money in Amway, despite the fact that he was following all of his upline's instructions. As if we needed any more evidence that CORE is ineffective! He didn't follow through with what his superiors instructed him to accomplish. His upline screamed at him, telling him that I was the reason he wasn't successful in Amway and that he would never make money in Amway because I was a negative, unsupportive, unchristian dream stealer, but he refused to leave me. This is a great label to give to someone who is attempting to keep their family from going bankrupt and losing their home as a result of the Amway fraud. Keep the money in our bank account rather than stuffing the pockets of our upline's employees. And those fucking idiots are perplexed as to why I don't like them while everyone else does. Sorry, but I have no abnormal reverence and adoration for any cretins who have been stupid enough to stay in the Amway cult for a longer period of time than I have.

It took Ambot a long to realise that he was being played for a fool. Then he started asking questions regarding Amway's compensation structure to his upline, which was primarily the sack of shit Platinum. A curt "Never question upline" was thrown at him, and he walked away. He began to have reservations about whether the Amway business was a legitimate means of making money. He was also worried by his upline's animosity for me, which he shared. He no longer attended meetings unless the participants were particularly irritated with him. He no longer purchases hundreds of dollars' worth of Amway items every month. I realised I had a chance. In my conversation with him, I mentioned Merchants of Deception and asked him to read the book. After reading the book, he understood he'd been taken advantage of. Eric Scheibeler was able to address all of his inquiries regarding the remuneration that his upline had refused to provide in the first place. I showed him the NBC Dateline exposé on Amway, which is available for watching on YouTube. He seemed to like it. Ambot has finally come to terms with reality! Amway is a rip-off.

Ambot was well aware that he had been misled, but he remained fond of the people in his upline and desired to maintain his friendship with them. Perhaps after telling his dreams to his superiors and counselling with them so that they became aware of sensitive details about our lives, he came to believe that these people, who were privy to his deepest, most private inner thoughts, were his genuine best friends. To be completely honest, he felt really close to them and enjoyed spending time with them. And he was under the impression that they were concerned about him. He was just wrong!

As I'm sure most of the regular readers of this blog have long since figured out, I did not share this twisted fascination with the fucking Amway upline.

It was only after Ambot stopped spending money on Amway products and tools and stopped attending meetings that the upline he felt connected to dumped him like a hot coal, which was the source of the problem. That is the reality of spending time with a group of hungry Amway associates. They will only be your best friend if and when you are handing over your money to them, however. Amway partnerships that are bogus. No matter how much you like them or how close you feel to these con artists, if you don't hand over your money to them, they will have absolutely nothing to do with you.

Gee It was probably my parents who taught me this lesson when I was about 5 years old: if friends only like you because they want your money, they aren't really friends at all.

Yes, that age-old piece of wisdom is absolutely correct when it comes to Amway associates.

Emotional injury has increased in severity. Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs) are taught to tell everyone who is not a part of the Amway organisation that they are losers. Their training teaches them to tell everyone in their downline that if they don't make money at Amway - the easiest job on the planet - they're a loser. After he was fired from Amway, Ambot had a genuine sense of being a loser. He was a loser since he couldn't make money no matter how hard he tried or how many hours he put in at Amway each month (he put in more than 100). Not to mention the fact that I spend an average of $700 per month on the Amway programme.

It's amusing how different individuals perceive things. I'm the polar opposite of Ambot. I believe that Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs) are the actual losers, not the general public.

After leaving Amway, I believe Ambot was filled with remorse, and I believe this was the case. Because he didn't spend his money on Amway products and tools, he felt guilty about not making his new best buddies happy. He was filled with guilt about the fact that he wasn't good enough to be their friend anymore. Sadness at the fact that they no longer cared about him.

There's a breaking news storey! They didn't give a damn about Ambot. They were solely concerned with getting their hands on his money!

The emotional devastation that Amway and their cult leaders have left in their wake is awful to witness. One day, karma will come after those cretins and bite them in the behind. In certain instances, it has already happened!

So, who is to blame here? This site has made a star out of those horrible lying upline bastards who screwed with the wrong person and ended up on it. That a site named Married To An Ambot was born and continues to thrive even though those fuckers are now Monavie lifers is entirely their fault, and they have no one else to blame except themselves for this. (This piece has been updated to reflect that it was initially published prior to Monavie's closure.) Those fucking Amway jerks never see anything as their fault. They are completely harmless. Because of Amway, they are a select group of individuals who are superior to everyone else.

Bastards who are conceited and arrogant.

Who Will You Meet At Barnes & Noble? Hopefully Not Amway Losers!

 How many people have seen the Barnes & Noble Christmas commercial? A duet with Lady Gaga at the end of the video, which concludes with the line "you never know who you'll meet in Barnes & Noble." Is it even going to be running this year? I haven't seen it yet, but it doesn't rule out the possibility that it is running someplace.

Where did this music come from, and why is it being played on so many radio stations? Rapper lyrics that are more provocative and offensive have been heard by me.

Anyway. Amway's scary element comes into play.

Who else is viewing this commercial and immediately conjuring up images of the horrors of it all, while also being pestered by Amway Ambots at Barnes & Noble and other establishments?

This site has received a large number of comments from folks who were out shopping at Barnes & Noble and were snubbed by an Amway jerk who was attempting to prospect them.

It is strictly prohibited for IBOs to harrass clients while they are shopping at Barnes & Noble.

The memo from Amway's corporate headquarters to the cult leaders used to be available on the Amquix information website, but it appears to have been taken down. It's really sad. It was an excellent source of information regarding Scamway.

The issue is that Amway's upline cult leaders are exerting information control on its followers. Amway cult leaders receive memos, not individual Independent Business Owners (IBOs) who receive memos. The responsibility for notifying their downline rests with them, although not everyone is informed of the situation.

Special consideration should be given to IBOs who joined after this message was sent out from head office. For years, there were unquestionably criticisms directed towards Barnes & Noble management. Nothing was done for the longest time, and it is probable that nothing will be done today, given the common tradition of staff working at Amway headquarters not caring what Amway IBOs are doing. This is true regardless of how much the letter threatens IBO discipline. The threats from Barnes & Noble to the top brass at Scamway must have been significant because the letter was sent out to the Amway cult leaders in order to cope with the annoyance of the irritating ambots.

When people are out shopping, they don't want to be hassled or harassed. And this is especially true if they are flipping through a book and reading passages in order to decide whether or not to purchase it. No one needs some fucking Amway ambot shooting at them and telling them, hey, I'm a company owner who also happens to sell books. Yes, Barnes & Noble will wish to eject that jerk from their establishment for attempting to steal their customers' money from them. Competition!

The bottom conclusion is that Amway's corporate headquarters couldn't give a flying fuck about what independent business owners are doing. I've protested about lies I've heard from our upline, and the reaction from the head office bastards has been to say that they are not responsible for anything spoken in Amway meetings, and that if we have an issue, we should take it up with the upline who lied to us.

Suppose a manager from Barnes & Noble calls Amway's "I don't give a fuck" customer service desk to complain about ambots sniping consumers while they shop in their stores. They will receive the following response: find someone who doesn't give a shit and tell them! It's not as if anything will happen to the ambot in this situation. What do you think they're going to say? You've been fired. And Amway has just lost yet another source of revenue. It's a joke, but it's true. No way in hell.

You never know who you might run across at Barnes & Noble, but you can bet your bottom dollar it isn't an Amway jerk.

Consequently, if you're an Amway jerk, don't go into Barnes & Noble!

If you are an Amway jerk and you happen to see me in Barnes & Noble, please don't screw with me!

Who Agrees To Be A Brainwashed Amway Ambot?

 When I went to Amway meetings, our sack of crap Platinum would to do this dumb ass game that I refer to as "do you agree?" When I was a kid, I used to love it.

It's all part of the subtle brainwashing techniques that are utilised by the Amway cult to manipulate people's behaviour.

He'd start by saying things that would be difficult to argue with, such as "Does everyone agree that there is a painting of a lighthouse on the wall?" or "Does everyone agree that there is a painting of a lighthouse on the wall?" Who among us doesn't believe that Washington, DC, is our nation's capital? You know, the usual stuff.

As soon as the Platinum gets everyone in the room nodding their heads in agreement that what he is saying is true and the cult chanting "yes" after everything he says, he moves on to other points that people may or may not agree with, but because of peer pressure and the cultic environment, you don't dare disagree with what everyone else in the room is nodding their heads in agreement with.

Isn't everyone in agreement that working in a profession that makes your boss wealthy is a mistake?

Is everyone in agreement that their supervisor should give them a raise in salary?

Is everyone in agreement that their boss allows them to take more time off work while still paying them?

Is everyone in agreement that being a business owner is preferable to being an employee?

Anyone else think it's smarter to do all your shopping at home rather than going to another store and making that other business owner richer? If you own your own shop, don't you think it's smarter to do all your shopping at home rather than going to someone else's store and helping that other business owner become richer?

I can refute all of those arguments, however I'd appear like a complete moron if I tried to claim that the lighthouse painting looked more like a group of dogs playing poker or that New York City is the capital.

Is it a waste of time to have a job? That isn't an option when there are debts to be paid. Who is to argue that the boss is becoming wealthy? Perhaps he's simply covering all of his business and personal expenditures and has nothing left over to give away to others. Not all enterprises are profitable and result in the owner becoming wealthy. Realistically, the Platinum is sowing the idea into the minds of Amway cult members that holding down a job is a foolish idea.

As for extra money and time off work, that's something we'd all like. The majority of people believe they are worth more than they are being compensated. Especially if they are a one-man show, there are certainly a large number of business owners who do not take time off for vacation or other personal reasons. Didn't occur to you, you sack of dung Platinum, to consider that! Because they do not receive a sufficient amount of money and vacation time, those queries do little more than drive the Amway cult member to become dissatisfied with their job and their supervisor.

Is it true that everyone wants to be a business owner rather than an employee? This is not always the case. Not everyone possesses the financial resources, brain power, leadership abilities, desire, interest, physical or mental abilities, or other characteristics necessary to be a successful business owner. Not everyone has what it takes to be successful. It does not imply that they are any less of a human being, despite the fact that the Amway cult leaders want their ambots to believe that they are low-life bastards because they are employees rather than business owners.

In terms of purchasing from your own store, if your prices are too high, you'd be an absolute fucking moron to purchase from your own store if you can obtain better quality and lower pricing from a competing store. Platinum, the sack of shit, wants the ambots to realise that they should be doing all of their own purchases from Amway, not Amway. Then they'd better not go to the drugstore and get some toothpaste after all.

When an Amway jerk approaches you and asks if you agree with anything, the best thing to do is to simply say no. No way, that grass is not green, it is white. You know, the usual stuff. If you disagree on something that is apparent, it really screws up the Amway ambot's day, but it makes it easier on the prospect when the do you agree questions start aimed at the be a company owner instead of making your boss rich garbage that will come out of the ambot's mouth next.

It is never acceptable to agree with an Amway asshole!!!

In the case of an ambot who has been indoctrinated and who agrees with Platinum on basic points, this just makes it simpler for him when more intensive brainwashing into the Amway cult begins.

So, do you agree to be indoctrinated by Amway and become an ambot?

If you don't agree with something an Amway cult leader says, simply respond with "FUCK NO!"

Top Amway Dreads 2020 Christmas Season (Or Any Time Of The Year)

 Consumer Reports published a list of the Top Dreads that Americans have throughout the Christmas season:

1. Crowds and long lines: 68 percent of people dislike them.

2. Putting on weight: 37% of the population

3. Getting into financial trouble: 37%

4. Purchasing of gifts: 28 percent

5. Traveling accounts for 25 percent of total time.

6. Seeing certain relatives: 24 percent of those who went

7. Music for the holidays (23 percent)

8. Gifts that were disappointing: 19 percent

9. Attending holiday parties or gatherings is required by 16 percent of the population.

Having to be pleasant is a 15 percent requirement.

12. Holiday gratuities are worth 12 percent.

American's top holiday dreads percent E2 percent 80 percent 94 being kind makes the list http://finance.yahoo.com/news/americans — top holiday dreads percent E2 percent 80 percent 94being-nice-makes-the-list.html

When I looked at that list, I realised how much of it applied to Amway and the things I despise about the company.

1. Large crowds - these were the Amway functions that we were required to attend. Ambot on the prowl! Ambots who have been brainwashed can be found everywhere! Waiting in line at the arena doors hours before the event was scheduled to begin! Amway is a bunch of jerks!

2. Have you gained weight? With the exception of the fact that many ambots eat while on the go and stop at the drive-thru for fast food because when you're in Amway and your upline is monopolising all of your time and attending Amway events, you don't have time to shop or prepare decent meals, it's hard to blame Amway for this one.

Amway will almost certainly fall into debt in the future. 3.

In addition, you'll be obligated to give out undesired Amway schwag to people you know during the holiday season. “Purchase items from your own store!”

5. Traveling - you'll have to work your tail off to get to long-distance Amway functions, not to mention all of the expenses that come with getting there.

6. Seeing relatives - you're part of a large, joyful Amway family, after all. The Amway WWDB Family Reunion is a snoozer! I absolutely detested seeing those Amway "relatives."

The Goad's lame ass Amway music can be blamed for number seven on the list.

The presents we purchased from Amway were all disappointing - they were of poor quality and were quite expensive.

The fact that I had to attend to Amway meetings and parties and rallies and product launches and so on was a source of frustration for me.

10. Pretending to be kind - all of those fucking ambots who pretended to be nicey nice to everyone when they really didn't give a shit about anyone. Other than our arrogant prick sponsor, I may not have been particularly harsh to anyone else. But I've been mean to that fucking asshole for many years, and I wasn't walking about pretending to be all pleasant and pleasant. It was just that I didn't care for ambots. Liars are not the type of individuals I enjoy spending time with.

11. Tipping is something that happens all year long in Amway and is referred to as purchasing Amway tools. When you invest in the fraud, you should give a generous gratuity to the upline! When tithing the Great Amway God, the practise of tipping is also applicable.

When I was putting together my list, I followed the format of the Consumer Reports list. In the meantime, how do I truly feel in relation to this particular Amway dreads order? Yes, weight gain comes last since it was not something I personally dreaded when it came to Amway, but I was able to keep it in because I adhered to the CORE principles. It's a joke, of course! Do you understand what I'm saying?

The following are the top five Amway Christmas dreads, according to Anna Banana:

1. Indebtedness

2. Gifts that fall short of expectations (Amway products)

3. The practise of tipping (the upline)

4. Participating in activities

5. Visiting with (Amway) family members

6. Being a pleasant person

7. The practise of offering gifts (no one wants Amway shit)

8. Ambot swarms in large numbers

Traveling is number nine.

Music is number ten.

11. Increase in body weight

However, I'm sticking with the festive theme even though those are actually Amway year-round dreads!

And one of our readers has requested that we include the most terrifying aspect of the Amway experience: listening to Amway nonsense!

The Top Amway Dreads: Overcoming Obstacles During the Holiday Season (or at Any Other Time of the Year)

A lot of individuals can't wait for the Christmas season to arrive so they can get into the holiday spirit and participate in all of the cheerful activities. However, this time of year can also offer its own set of obstacles and worries for Amway representatives to deal with. In this article, we analyze some of the top Amway dreads that representatives may meet during the Christmas season, or any time of the year, and offer tactics to effectively traverse them. Specifically, we focus on how to deal with customers who aren't interested in purchasing Amway products.

During the Christmas season, the market is oversaturated with a wide variety of items and offers, which leads to an increase in the level of competition. Because of this, it may be difficult for Amway representatives to distinguish themselves from other businesses and grab the attention of prospective clients. To circumvent this challenge, Amway salespeople should place a strong emphasis not only on the distinct advantages and benefits offered by Amway products, but also on the exceptional quality of those items and the reliability of the Amway brand.

Managing Your Time: The holiday season is infamous for its demanding schedules and numerous activities, so proper time management is essential. It might be challenging to find a balance between one's personal duties, gatherings with family, and Amway commercial activity. Representatives should make a planned timetable, prioritize their work, and delegate responsibilities whenever it is possible. Only then will they be able to properly manage their time. In addition to this, one way to assist lessen stress is to set expectations that are more in line with reality and to effectively communicate with family members as well as members of the team about time restrictions.

The Christmas season typically involves increased spending on gifts, decorations, and social activities, all of which can place a strain on a person's budget, which is something that an Amway salesperson might experience. There is a possibility that representatives are concerned about keeping their firm afloat while also meeting their personal financial commitments. It is necessary to develop a budget and prioritize spending, concentrating on essential business needs and aiming marketing efforts towards potential clients looking for one-of-a-kind gift possibilities.

Shipping Delays and Inventory Management: During the Christmas season's shopping rush, it is not uncommon for there to be shipping delays. There is a possibility that Amway representatives would experience difficulties in assuring the timely delivery of products to clients, which may have an effect on the satisfaction and loyalty of customers. Representatives need to keep an eye on stock levels, make preparations in advance for anticipated increases in demand, and maintain open lines of communication with clients regarding the possibility of delivery delays. Maintaining good ties with consumers can be facilitated through the provision of alternative alternatives, such as personalized gift cards or in-person delivery.

Keeping Your Motivation and Momentum: The holiday season can be an emotionally and mentally draining time, which may have an influence on a representative's ability to keep their motivation and momentum going. It is absolutely necessary to place a strong emphasis on preserving a happy frame of mind and actively seeking support from other Amway representatives or mentors. During difficult times, it can be helpful to engage in activities that are geared toward personal development, attend events that are intended to motivate one, and set objectives for oneself that are grounded in reality.

The holiday season is a time for bonding with loved ones, but it can also be a moment of greater pressure on personal connections. Strive to maintain a healthy balance between your personal and professional relationships this holiday season. It can be a challenging endeavor to find a happy medium between the obligations of spending time with one's family and friends and the requirements of cultivating Amway business contacts. Understanding and support can be fostered by the cultivation of open communication, well-defined limits, and the participation of family members in Amway activities.

In spite of all the cheer and celebrations that accompany the holiday season, Amway agents face a special set of obstacles during this time of year. Representatives may successfully navigate the Christmas season by first admitting the top Amway dreads and then taking proactive measures to handle these top Amway dreads. These top Amway dreads include increasing competition, time management, financial hardship, shipment delays, sustaining motivation, and balancing relationships. Amway representatives are able to not only overcome these problems but also embrace the possibilities that are offered during this particular time of year or any other time of the year by effectively preparing, communicating, and focusing on providing value to clients. This can be done at any time of the year.

The Ambot Louse

 A special thank you to one of our readers for sharing this beloved Christmastime poem with us. LOL! That is absolutely correct! Also, make sure you aren't drinking anything that will cause you to spit all over your computer monitor. LOL!

It was the night before Christmas, and there was a festive atmosphere throughout the house.

With the exception of Ambot the Louse, there was no movement.

He went through each stocking and pulled out the best goodies.

In addition, I stuffed them full with Amway dreck — more than enough.

In order to make the entire vacation a flop, do the following:

Soap products, toothpaste, and other slop are examples of pure slop.

Ambot the Louse made off with his large stolen loot.

I took it to a pawnshop and exchanged it for cash.

Which he then forwarded up the chain to some Platinum fucks.

Who sent him CDs in exchange for a monetary donation.

Everyone have a Merry Christmas!

The 15 Worst Shitty Amway Products To Find Under A Christmas Tree

 An article that was obviously created by someone with a sense of humour contained a list of the 15 worst products to put on your holiday wish list, all of which were available on Amazon. http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2011/technology/1112/gallery.weird-amazon/index.html

Oddly enough, with all of those Amazon stuff, I can totally see Amway wanting to jump on board and offer the same things to the ambots as they do to the general public. Yes, without a doubt. A bunch of fucking Amway losers will show up here and say that Amway already provides cremation services and bags of bones.

So, given that at every Amway meeting I went, the cult leader would be comparing Amway and Amazon (Amazon is the best! ), I decided to take advantage of the situation by selecting the 15 worst Amway things to find under the tree this Christmas season.

What?! Only 15? What are you talking about? I'm supposed to stop at 15??????? Shit! What is the best way to narrow things down? If I were to find any of Amway's shoddy, pricey products beneath the Christmas tree, I'd be a little disappointed. So, here are my 15 in no particular order, because, as I previously stated, I hate to limit myself to simply 15.

1. XS (Piss Water) Energy Drinks are a popular choice.

2. The Perfect Drinking Water

3. Any type of Nutrilite vitamin is OK.

SA8 Laundry Soap (optional).

Amway Dish Drops dishwasher detergent (number five).

Amway Trim Advantage is number six.

Glister toothpaste is number seven on the list.

Satinique shampoo is number eight on the list.

9. Amway Debut tampons are a new product.

Nutrilite meal bars of any variety are number ten.

Artistry lipstick is number eleven.

Nutripet dog food is number twelve.

13. Artistry in the use of eye shadow

Artistry time defiance cream (number 14)

15. Any Amway music CD

I remember my Ambot going out and purchasing those cheesy Amway things to give to me or others as Christmas presents when we were members of the Amway cult. That was really frightening at the time.

When you wake up on Christmas morning and discover what's beneath the tree, you're in for a fucking terrible surprise, to say the least!