Someone who posted a comment on the blog reminded me of the Amway ambot giggle, which I remembered from my childhood.
We've all heard it before. If you're in Amway, you've probably heard the giggle that people use when they think they're dealing with a fucking moron. Those ambots need to take a good, hard look in the mirror.
The Amway ambot chuckle has a distinct sound to it, as if they are hacking up a hairball. It's a little like this, really.
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
HUA is an abbreviation for Head Up Ass. Amway ambot syndrome is a chronic condition.
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Assemble your wits about you. It's time to get serious about getting serious about getting serious.
If an Ambot is engaged in a conversation with someone who is not a member of Amway and is attempting to overcome their reservations about being involved in the Amway scam or their aversion to purchasing pricey crappy items, they are using this technique.
Prospect: Is there any connection between this and Amway at all?
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. It is World Wide Dream Builders, not World Wide Dream Builders. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: I've been associated with Amway in the past, but it didn't work out.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. It didn't work because you didn't put in sufficient effort. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: You've been in Amway for 15 years and haven't yet achieved the status of Diamond. What exactly is going on here?
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. It's because I'm not putting out enough effort. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
What if Amway charges you $50 per year merely to purchase their expensive products?
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. You can't afford to pay $50 a year to be a member of this exclusive shopping club, can you? HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: I pay $50 a year on my Costco membership, which allows me to purchase well-known products at a lower cost.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. You don't want to spend extra money on quality, do you? HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
No, this is not a possibility.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. Loser! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I've heard Amway is a pyramid scheme, so be on the lookout.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. Your job is structured like a pyramid. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: (while flipping through an Amway catalogue) Holy sh*t. Take a look at these costs. In comparison, I can get a box of laundry soap at the grocery store for a third of the cost.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. You don't want to pay more money for better quality, do you? HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: I don't want to pay additional money for Amway products that are of bad quality.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. Loser! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
After taking a taste of XS energy drink and spitting it out, the prospect exclaims, "Holy fuck!" That has a distinct cat urine flavour to it.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. This is the most effective energy drink available on the market. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: Fuck it, dude! If this is the best, there is no way in hell I am going to try the worse! Please pass me a coke.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. Loser! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
A prospective customer inquired, "I understand that Amway Artistry is one of the top five cosmetic companies in the world." It isn't, according to what I found on the Internet.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. We are the second largest manufacturer of prestige cosmetics in the world. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: What the heck is going on? After all, who cares if their cosmetics are of high quality or not?
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. We're number two. HUA HUA HUA.
You'll be the first to tell me that Amway sells high-end tampons and toilet paper the minute I walk in the door.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. Yes, you are correct. All Amway goods are considered to be of high quality. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Inquiry from a prospective customer: How many people do you have in your Amway downline?
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. The company is doing exceptionally well. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Supposedly, spending 10 to 15 hours a week in Amway will net me $115 per month, according to this. That is equivalent to $2 to $3 an hour. Take advantage of me!
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. You can't take everything you read at face value. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: I've been hearing rumours that Amway is a cult.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. Your profession is a cult. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I was wondering if you'd been to Barnes & Noble recently.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. That is the most effective setting for discussing Amway with others. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: I am already the owner of my own company.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. It's a worthless piece of shitbusiness that doesn't exist. Amway is the only company in the world that is truly successful. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The Prospect: Why does a dog who consumes Amway dog food urinate three times more frequently than it used to?
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. This is due to the fact that it is consuming high-quality dog food. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: I've heard that people lose a lot of money in the Amway business model.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. You must re-invest your profits back into your company. In order to make money, you must first spend money. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: Can you tell me how much money you make in Amway each month?
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. It is none of your concern. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: No, I'm not kidding. You want me to become a representative for Amway? I want to know if it's worth my time to pursue this. How much money do you make in Amway on a monthly basis?
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. That is strictly confidential. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: How much money does it cost to be a member of Amway on a monthly basis?
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. So, I guess you'll just have to sign up and find out yourself. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: Is it necessary for us to pay for training in Amway? At my place of employment, the owner pays for all of the employees' training.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. Your employment is a pyramid scheme, and you are making your employer extremely wealthy. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: I have no interest in being an Amway representative.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. Then, by the time you reach the age of 65, you will either be dead or bankrupt. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: Ambot, you're going to hell!
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. I've already arrived. It's one of the perks of working for Amway! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Assemble your wits about you. Assemble your wits about you. Keep your wits about you, ass.
The produced, forced laughter that is frequently heard at Amway events or meetings is referred to as the "Amway Ambot Chuckle," and the term "Amway Ambot Chuckle" is commonly used to characterize it. This type of laughter is not genuine, but rather serves as a method for Ambots to demonstrate their excitement and support for the Amway business.
Even though it may not seem harmful at first glance, the Amway Ambot Chuckle actually represents a potentially damaging facet of the Amway culture. The forced laughter can come across as dishonest, which can be off-putting to prospective clients or customers who are looking for genuine connections and partnerships.
In addition to this, the Amway Ambot Chuckle has the potential to foster a mentality of groupthink as well as conformity among Amway distributors. It is possible that individuals will feel forced to conform to the group and repress their own uniqueness and opinions if they laugh at every joke or statement made by other Ambots and respond with laughter.
It is essential for Ambots to be sincere and genuine in their relationships with other people, and to abstain from using canned laughter or any other form of conduct that is not sincere. Ambots have the ability to form strong relationships with prospective clients and cultivate a culture that is more inviting and inclusive just by being themselves and demonstrating a genuine love for the Amway business and the products it sells.
To summarize, the Amway Ambot Chuckle could appear to be a positive and inoffensive component of the Amway culture, but in reality, it is a behavior that can be interpreted as being detrimental and false. It is essential for Ambots to avoid using canned laughter or any other form of dishonest conduct in their contacts with other people, as it is critical that they come across as authentic and genuine in their interactions. By doing so, they have the opportunity to cultivate strong relationships with prospective customers and establish a culture within the Amway community that is more inclusive and friendly to all.
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