Platinum used to be a pompous piece of shit who used to ride everyone's asses about not missing any Amway meetings, but he's since retired. "There are no justifications for missing a meeting!" From his pulpit, the cult leader would scream and scream.
Let's see what happens. Let's go back to the 5 things in descending order of priority that the bag of shit put on the whiteboard every night before going to bed.
1. There is a God.
2. Spouse or partner
3. The relationship with one's family
4th, the job
Amway (number 5)
It appears to me that there are four things that are more important than Amway that would provide a cult follower with an acceptable reason to miss an Amway meeting.
In addition to telling us that we had no reason not to show up for a meeting, the sack of sh*t would insist that we bring a doctor's note with us if we failed to show up for an Amway meeting.
What the fuck is going on???!!!!!
We're all adults here, to be honest. Perhaps the reason we are unable to attend an Amway meeting has nothing to do with illness or the need to see a doctor. It's likely that it has something to do with one of the other four reasons that are ranked higher than Amway in importance.
Imagine getting a doctor's letter because we had something better to do than go to an Amway cult gathering for the first time in our lives.
The reason we're not attending an Amway meeting is that we've had enough of listening to a pretentious piece of trash who enjoys the sound of his own voice spouting lies and blaming others.
Amway is a complete and utter control freak.
Let's just send out another huge, fat FUCK YOU to every fucking Amway cult leader on the face of the face of the earth.
You're a bunch of losers, AMWAY.
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