When we ran the Amway Ambot Chuckle piece the last time, one of our readers decided to stick with it! Excellent exchange of ideas! LOL!
Consider this scenario: If I sign up with Amway, why do I need to use an antiquated and ineffective system called CommuniKate?
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. You do require the services of a secretary, don't you? Isn't it true that you require an answering service? Isn't it true that you require someone to deliver crucial messages to you? HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: However, those matters are handled either by real live people or via simple voicemail. CommuniKate isn't a real person at all; she's only a relic of a bygone era in which to receive messages.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. You have to put up a show until you make it. People will believe that you have a secretary who goes by the name of Kate who works for you. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: Why must I travel long distances and spend a lot of money to attend events that don't teach me anything and are merely fancy pep talks?
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. You never know what critical information you might pick up from a random person at an event. Why would you want to miss out on something like that, would you? HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: Why can't you folks just include the necessary information on the countless tools that you want to offer me instead of wasting my time?
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. There is an endless amount of information to be gained from Amway. It will take you years and years to become proficient at it. That is why you must attend all functions and purchase all necessary tools. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
A prospective customer expressed concern about being forced to attend a religious service while attending an Amway event.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. What do you think you are, some sort of unChristian dream-stealer? HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: No, I simply prefer to make my own religious decisions in terms of personal faith
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. If you become a member of Amway, you will acquire a new religion. It's none other than THE GREAT AMWAY GOD! It is your responsibility to worship this God at all hours of the day and night. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Prospect: So you've admitted that you're a member of a cult rather than a legitimate business.
HUA HUA HUA, said Ambot. We, like everyone else, have our own methods of going about things. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
To fuck people over by putting them in debt and foreclosure, destroying their marriages and friendships, forcing them to waste years in a worthless fake business, filling their garages and basements with cheap unsellable products, and then telling them that their failure to succeed is entirely their own fault? Prospect:
HUA HUA HUA! says Ambot. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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