An article that was obviously created by someone with a sense of humour contained a list of the 15 worst products to put on your holiday wish list, all of which were available on Amazon. http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2011/technology/1112/gallery.weird-amazon/index.html
Oddly enough, with all of those Amazon stuff, I can totally see Amway wanting to jump on board and offer the same things to the ambots as they do to the general public. Yes, without a doubt. A bunch of fucking Amway losers will show up here and say that Amway already provides cremation services and bags of bones.
So, given that at every Amway meeting I went, the cult leader would be comparing Amway and Amazon (Amazon is the best! ), I decided to take advantage of the situation by selecting the 15 worst Amway things to find under the tree this Christmas season.
What?! Only 15? What are you talking about? I'm supposed to stop at 15??????? Shit! What is the best way to narrow things down? If I were to find any of Amway's shoddy, pricey products beneath the Christmas tree, I'd be a little disappointed. So, here are my 15 in no particular order, because, as I previously stated, I hate to limit myself to simply 15.
1. XS (Piss Water) Energy Drinks are a popular choice.
2. The Perfect Drinking Water
3. Any type of Nutrilite vitamin is OK.
SA8 Laundry Soap (optional).
Amway Dish Drops dishwasher detergent (number five).
Amway Trim Advantage is number six.
Glister toothpaste is number seven on the list.
Satinique shampoo is number eight on the list.
9. Amway Debut tampons are a new product.
Nutrilite meal bars of any variety are number ten.
Artistry lipstick is number eleven.
Nutripet dog food is number twelve.
13. Artistry in the use of eye shadow
Artistry time defiance cream (number 14)
15. Any Amway music CD
I remember my Ambot going out and purchasing those cheesy Amway things to give to me or others as Christmas presents when we were members of the Amway cult. That was really frightening at the time.
When you wake up on Christmas morning and discover what's beneath the tree, you're in for a fucking terrible surprise, to say the least!
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