A special thank you to one of our readers for sharing this beloved Christmastime poem with us. LOL! That is absolutely correct! Also, make sure you aren't drinking anything that will cause you to spit all over your computer monitor. LOL!
It was the night before Christmas, and there was a festive atmosphere throughout the house.
With the exception of Ambot the Louse, there was no movement.
He went through each stocking and pulled out the best goodies.
In addition, I stuffed them full with Amway dreck — more than enough.
In order to make the entire vacation a flop, do the following:
Soap products, toothpaste, and other slop are examples of pure slop.
Ambot the Louse made off with his large stolen loot.
I took it to a pawnshop and exchanged it for cash.
Which he then forwarded up the chain to some Platinum fucks.
Who sent him CDs in exchange for a monetary donation.
Everyone have a Merry Christmas!
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