Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2012

 There are Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs) that are looking for information about the WWDB Amway Family Reunion 2012, and I am here to assist them in their search! I was able to find some information about the Puryear Family Reunion on the World Wide Dream Builders website, but it appears that any other Diamonds who are interested in taking advantage of this Amway function will need to get the news out to their downline in a different way.

In addition to getting more attention, the top criminal gets a larger portion of the tool scam pie.

Many ambots are looking for information about the Duncan Family Reunion 2012, which is taking place this year.

No information can be found on the World Wide Destructive Bastards website since they are occupied with advertising and promoting the Puryear Family Reunion. Need to make the other Diamonds angry by pointing out that they aren't getting their fair share of advertising.

This was a difficulty for me in 2011. The Amway cult is extremely covert and keeps its activities under wraps. Brainwashed ambots can only obtain this top-secret knowledge about the Duncan Family Reunion from the assholes in their upline, who are themselves brainwashed. Alternatively, from Anna Banana!

It has been brought to my attention that the Duncan Family Reunion is scheduled for July 21 to 22, 2012 at the Oregon Convention Center in Portland, Oregon. Duncan's identity is unknown; nevertheless, there are rumoured to be two or three of him going about out there brainwashing ambots.

Although there are no other places for WWDB Family Reunion for any other Diamonds, they are surely taking place and ambots are being encouraged to attend as many as they can go to. Many ambots should be able to attend both the Puryear Family Reunion in Boise, Idaho, on July 13-15, 2012, and then haul asses to Portland, Oregon, to attend the Duncan Family Reunion, which will be place on July 21-23, 2012, in Portland, Oregon. I'll report the dates and locations of any more WWDB Amway Family Reunions that I learn about as soon as I know about them.

So right now, the most I can do is utilise this blog to put in some keywords to attract ambots that are looking for WWDB Amway Family Reunion information, specifically Duncan Family Reunion 2012 information, and hope that they will find it. When it comes to Amway, the good news is that Married To An Ambot ranks highly on search engines for virtually every type of search.

The Anna Banana account of what really happens at Family Reunion appears to be the only option available to me. Despite the fact that this video is some years old, Amway brainwashing conferences remain mostly unchanged.

Then it's back to work, where we're harrassed for much of the journey by our sponsor Captain Fuck Up, who kept ringing Bitch at Ambot to say he'd lost his wallet, which meant he'd lost all his money and identification, plus his credit cards and other valuables. One can only imagine how many times that fucking Amway moron must have called to complain about his dang wallet. Whose fault is it, then, that he misplaced it? It appears to be Ambot's! That is the essence of what Amway is all about. Using people as scapegoats and assigning blame to them At approximately 3 hours into the drive, Captain Fuck Up indicated he had left his wallet in our house and insisted that we return home and search for it in case he had forgotten where he'd put it. I believe Ambot deduced that if I spent three hours travelling home, I was planning on staying the night. In addition, he would have missed the critically crucial Amway shitty trade event on Friday night if he had gone. Nobody seems to care, although Captain Fuck Up's wallet has never been found at our home or anywhere else for that matter. It was most likely taken during the previous night's cult meeting by an ambot.

Amway trade exhibition on Friday evening. It was a very shabby excuse for a trade expo, to be honest. Artistry, Nutrilite, XS, and Perfect Water were among the sleazy jerks hawking their costly schlock: the usual suspects. Also on hand were check-in stations where those who have registered for Family Reunion may pick up their weekend information packets ahead of schedule. In the course of our time there, our upline Eagle and a few people from his downline arrived. A few guys claimed they had registered and paid on the WWDB website a day or two earlier, but when they arrived to pick up their weekend packet, they couldn't locate any evidence that they had done so. In the end, he had nothing in his bank account, no one in his upline who had anything in their bank account, and no way to come up with $250 to get into Family Reunion. Then Ambot shows up and starts bragging about how I've got a couple of hundred dollars extra in my wallet, which is ridiculous. That makes me wonder if it has anything to do with a door crasher at JC Penney on Saturday and a cappuccino machine that I was considering purchasing. As a result, the fucking asshole Eagle begins nagging Ambot to loan him the money so that the dumb ass ambot on his downline may purchase his plane ticket and hotel room for Family Reunion. Moreover, because Ambot wishes to be regarded as supremely powerful and important in front of all of the filthy Amway cretins whom he has committed the better part of his life to worshipping and impressing, he hands up the money.

Which, I should point out, we never got back because the fucking Amway idiots claimed it was the same amount we'd need for Free Enterprise Days FED, which was coming up in October, and that they would take care of purchasing the tickets for us so that everyone would be on the same page in the end.

I'm done with you Amway jerks! Was anything said about my goddamned cappuccino machine, which is currently on sale?

So, on Saturday, the fucking WWDB Amway Family Reunion will kick off in style. What a complete and utter waste of money! Here I am, one fucking piece of shit Platinum after another gets up on stage to brag about how great they are. Men in tuxedos and women in evening ball gowns were in attendance. In other words, where the heck do you cretins believe you are. There's no formal night on the Love Boat tonight! Those Platinums are grateful to every jackass in their Amway upline, and they should be. What a sleazy group of a$$ kissers they are! They are kissing each other so hard that I am amazed they aren't choking on their own faeces. So this continues throughout the day. But the creepiest aspect is all of the indoctrinated ambots that throng around the stage, screaming like the Beatles are up there instead of just some slimy piece of shit Platinums who are scamming people for their money. After that, they take a break for supper, which is included in the fee, but we have to drag ourselves to another location to eat. The dish wasn't particularly appetising. Banquet meal that is slightly below average for el cheapo.

The torment of the day hasn't ended yet. We return to the arena and are forced to put up with some Diamonds who are upset because they aren't making as much money speaking at the event as they would like. For the next 3 or 4 hours, they tell the ambots to buy more motivating materials so that they may make more money this weekend. Around 11 p.m., the brainwashing hell is finished.

In fact, Ambot and I are sleeping at a hotel where no one else from our LOS is staying, and I don't believe there was anyone who was up late, or if there was, we didn't find out about it.

Sunday mornings are reserved for church services. Thank you, but no thanks. I'm going to sleep in so that I don't have to put up with any more wacko Amway religious nonsense, as I've already had enough of it the day before. I believe the afternoon bullshit session re-started at 1pm and ended by 5 p.m., according to my notes. Thank you, God! Let's get out of here as soon as possible and get home.

The family reunion is a pain in the neck!

WWDB is a snoozer!

Amway is a jerk!

What a complete and utter waste of a weekend!

What a complete and utter waste of money!

Wasting time and money by not finding a good bargain on a cappuccino machine is a disgrace!

As well as a heartfelt thank you to all of the Amway jerks in my upline!!!

Amway IBO’s Are Cheap?

 Previously, Platinum would insult the Amway cult members by saying, "I could offer you a loan, but I won't because that would be pointless because it wouldn't teach you anything." You wouldn't figure out how to make that kind of money on your own,” she says.

Well, that's a fucking shame! A loan will not be granted by Mr. Sack of Shit only on the basis of his lack of available funds to make such a loan in the first place. Besides the fact that he is supporting a family and maintaining a household on an average wage since he is still doing a job that he despises but that covers the bills, he is also a member of Amway, which means he is perpetually broke. And he will be until he achieves Diamond status, which he will never achieve since, if it were in his cards, it would have occurred somewhere in the last 20 years instead of slipping in and out of Platinum qualifying. He is probably becoming increasingly enraged, but he is unable to abandon the swindle to which he has committed the better part of his life.

Often, there were pre-meetings that took place prior to the 8pm Amway meetings that the good little Amway warriors were required to attend. Bullshit "counselling" sessions with a sack of bullshit Platinum were commonplace at this time. Ambots might be summoned to a coffee shop on an individual basis, or a small group of them may be summoned to a coffee shop at the same time. When the sack of excrement arrived, he would hunt around for someone who would be willing to purchase him something to eat. I usually go to my Ambot, who already has a thriving genuine business and is older than the other tiny Amway ambots in the room, and who is more likely to have money, or at the very least space on his credit card, than the others. In response to Platinum's orders, Ambot would dash out to take care of his cult leader, whom he adored and revered.

Platinum would occasionally come up at the coffee shop and simply call out for someone to get him a cup of coffee and a snack, which would be promptly delivered. Occasionally, one or two of the ambots would scurry to get something for the asshole, but most of the time, it was only my husband who volunteered. They must have all regarded Ambot, the only homeowner in the neighbourhood who operated a genuine business and drove a decent automobile, as Mr. Moneybags because no one else had any money on them at the time.

This is an appropriate time to point out that our sack of trash Platinum never offered to buy anyone a cup of coffee or a snack.

What about the mode of transportation? Maintaining a car is an expensive endeavour. Almost every Scamway meeting was preceded by a trip to the Platinum's home, when he was picked up and driven to the location where the cult members were waiting. Because of the high cost of gasoline these days, it is less expensive for the sack of shit Platinum to persuade a cult member that it was a privilege to drive him around. What is the reality? He was able to avoid putting gas in his car!

Similarly, the Amway jerks in our upline expected Ambot to purchase the supplies they required for their cult meetings. There was a wide range of stuff here. One was a laptop since whoever's laptop was slower than shit, so Ambot would frequently slip out of the house with my laptop, giving me yet another reason to despise those jerks when I went to go online and couldn't discover where I had left my computer. So here we have all these fucking asses in our Amway upline who are saying that business is booming and they are making millions of dollars, but none of them can afford to get a laptop to use in the Amway meetings so that they can do a presentation on their product line. Amway cult gatherings were always led by bag of shit Platinum, among other things. Why is it that he cannot afford a laptop computer? Particularly considering that he told us he makes approximately $100,000 in Amway. People who earn a fraction of what he does can afford laptop computers, yet he is unable to? Scammer and liar, to say the least!

Someone in our upline who claimed to be a 1000 pin - and it's possible he did reach that level at some point in the last 10 years, but it's unlikely he will ever do it again - used to have a camera that was used for podcasts, but the camera broke. After that, instead of him purchasing another or finding someone else who was at least 1000 pin level, Ambot was instructed to purchase one for $200 (chu ching!) in order to utilise it during the Scamway meetings. Unfortunately, one of the upline jerks damaged that one as well. And no, we didn't go out and get another. At that point, Ambot had enough of those Amway jerkheads praying that I would meet another man and abandon him for good. Normally, you'd expect the jerk who broke the camera to replace it, but not that cheap jerk! Most likely, he was successful in convincing Ambot that there was a problem with the camera. Accuse the victim of your crime! It's all because of the camera! Ambots are always eager to point the finger at someone or something. I have one finger that I keep aside for those who work for Amway.

You have to wonder how those Amway assholes are managing to keep their cult meetings running now that Ambot has failed to return with a functioning laptop and camera!

The same may be said about Amway flash cards. The piece of shit Platinum refused to have any more cult meetings in our house because Ambot was unable to bring in any new members. We had a large number of no-shows. Well, that's a lie! After all, Amway is a brand. There's no way anyone wants to get engaged in that pyramid scheme! But, let us return to the flash cards. As soon as it was discovered that Ambot had them at home in case the sack of crap decided to conduct a meeting at our house, he was told to bring them to all cult gatherings he attended so that they could be utilised in the event of a meeting. They were stolen by a thieving ambot on our upline's network. Well, that's life. It's not like I wished them to return! It's possible that I would have sold them to the thieving Amway jerk for only $10 - what a deal! However, this is not the case. World Wide Development Bank (WWDB), one of the most immoral, thieving, lying bastards in the world, sponsored us.

This gives a whole new meaning to the term "tool scam." If ambots can't afford to buy them, they will steal them instead of paying for them. Alternatively, they can be destroyed in a jealous rage.

Are Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs) a bunch of cheap jerks, or are they merely perpetually broke as a result of their affiliation with Amway?

Or do they have a false feeling of entitlement, believing that simply because they are members of Amway, everyone else owes them something?

I'd say it's a combination of all three factors.

Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs) are often criticized for being cheap or frugal. Many people assume that IBOs are simply looking to save money and avoid spending it whenever possible. However, the reality is much more complicated than that.

Firstly, it is important to note that the business model of Amway is built on the idea of maximizing profits while minimizing expenses. This means that IBOs are encouraged to be as efficient and cost-effective as possible in their business operations. This includes being mindful of expenses such as travel, marketing materials, and product purchases.

However, this does not mean that IBOs are inherently cheap or unwilling to spend money. Many IBOs understand that investing in their business is necessary for long-term success and are willing to spend money on training, marketing, and networking opportunities.

Additionally, many IBOs are simply financially responsible and prioritize saving and investing over frivolous spending. This is not necessarily a negative trait, as it can lead to financial stability and security.

It is also important to consider the context in which IBOs are often labeled as "cheap." Some people may have had negative experiences with IBOs who were overly pushy or aggressive in their sales tactics, leading them to associate frugality with negativity. However, this is not representative of all IBOs or the Amway business model as a whole.

Overall, while it is true that Amway IBOs are encouraged to be cost-effective in their business operations, this does not mean that they are cheap or unwilling to spend money when necessary. Many IBOs prioritize investing in their business and are financially responsible in their personal lives. The label of "cheap" is often based on misconceptions and negative experiences with a small subset of IBOs.

Amway Asshole of the Week from Alberta Canada

 I had an Amway jerk from Edmonton, Alberta, show up to my blog and leave some words of wisdom, which I appreciated.

More information about the Amway WWDB Puryear Family Reunion 2011 may be found here.

Wow, I had no clue there were so many heartbreaking failures who had given up on WWDB till now! I came upon this depressing exchange while looking for the Foglios, who are scheduled to speak in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada this weekend. And I'm looking forward to gaining some knowledge and adopting a more optimistic attitude from them. I saw Brad Duncan the other night, and he was fantastic, and I saw Greg Duncan in Calgary two weeks ago, and both were excellent. I just want to say that no one is perfect, but the individuals at WWDB are far superior to the jerks I work with on a daily basis at my current employment. WWDB is the organisation that is assisting my wife in overcoming depression and preventing her from working some crappy job servicing people with nasty attitudes. People like you, who are always complaining. Look at your own life with the same critical eye that you use to judge WWDB, and you will despise your life as well. In addition, Canada will break three new diamonds in the following six months. Stop being haters and feeling sorry for yourself, and get out of your house, demonstrate the plan, and have some trust that, if all goes according to plan, we will all be Ambots. Canada Guy

Amspeak's scripted reaction is typical. Allow me to take on a small portion of it.

Greg Duncan, who is currently in bankruptcy court, is a favourite of this individual. What exactly does he do? Give ambots some tips on how to avoid going bankrupt as a result of the Amway scam?

WWDB is for World Wide Destructive Bastards, and it is in this cult that the greatest assholes in Amway may be found.

Because her jerk of a husband is wasting all of their money in the Amway pyramid scam, and because they're following Duncan's advise and filing for bankruptcy, the lady is presumably despondent. Even if she's depressed, she'll probably appreciate being pampered and loved on by the jerks in her Amway upline. Some people, especially those with clear heads, find the Amway love bombing to be really unsettling.

So, why don't you tell us who these Diamonds are who are breaking the law by naming them? Because it isn't going to happen!!!! There were 2 or 3 new Diamonds, a few Emeralds, and hundreds of Platinums announced at every Scamway conference I attended, all of which were expected to break within the following six months. What a novel idea! Yawn! Although it has never happened, ambots are always gloating about how it is right around the corner.

Amspeak is a typical ambot.

Please consider the following hint for you Amway bastards. You aren't as anonymous as you may believe. If some Amway jackass writes a dumb ass remark on this blog article, I'll check my stats to see who else has commented on it, and I may call you out in a subsequent reaction to your stupidity.

At work, a large number of ambots are fucking around on the Internet. Surely their supervisor, who is assisting their employee in paying for their pricey Amway habit, enjoys the fact that their employee is stealing time and not getting their work completed. But, hey, whatever. I ain't no enforcer of the "get your work done" law.

I was particularly enraged by this Amway jerk from Alberta, who I discovered was working as a government employee and was using a government-issued computer to fuck around on the Internet rather than getting his work done, as he was paid to do.

Those who are hired by the government are considered public service employees, and their job is to provide service to the general public, either directly or indirectly. They are held to a higher standard of accountability than other employees because they are public servants - those who serve the public. Government employees are typically represented by a labour union and are well compensated, earning at least $20/hour for an entry-level employment and receiving health insurance coverage, a significant allotment of vacation and sick days, and a pension. These overpaid paper pushers, on the other hand, are typically the ones that complain the most about their work. There are probably hundreds of unemployed individuals who would love to have your overpriced position, so don't worry about it. No one held a pistol to your head and forced you to apply for the job, accept the position, or continue working at a job you despise and despise even more.

It was said last year that hiring Amway ambots is a bad idea because of their piss poor attitudes toward their employers and coworkers, as well as the fact that they waste a lot of time on the phone texting or surfing the internet instead of doing the work for which they are being paid. A better way to put it is that ambots steal from their own workforce.

It appears that this jerk from Edmonton, Canada, is stealing from his bosses. During the hours of 1:15 pm and 2:20 pm on Tuesday May 29, 2012, he was cruising about on Married to an Ambot. That is the time in the Pacific time zone. Alberta is about an hour or two ahead of us.

According to WWDB, he represents the most unethical sponsorship line that Amway has in its cult. This is the set of ideals that this cult instils in its members, who are taught to be criminals and con artists. They're solely interested in taking advantage of others.

This isn't my struggle to fight. Due to the fact that I don't reside in that area, it is not my tax money that are hard at work funding an Amway ambot that isn't doing his job and instead spends his time surfing the Internet and posting comments about his coworkers being a bunch of jerks. What this jerk really thinks of his coworkers is something I'm sure the manager would like to find out!

Merely looking at this overpaid paper pusher who is ripping people off with his Amway business and stealing from the taxpayers of Alberta is enough to make me furious! If anyone would like to email this information to the government of Alberta in Edmonton, where this Amway jerk works, and report him for stealing taxpayer cash, I am supplying the information of the computer that he is using. I'm not sure what the web address is, but I'm quite sure it's the government of Alberta from what I can tell. Does this person possibly work in the elections department?

What most employers don't realise is that when they use a business computer, they are leaving a digital trail of their footsteps behind them. They have a user name and a password, which allows them to login in and work from any location within the firm. When IT receives a request to monitor the history of a user, they may hunt them down and observe exactly what they are up to in real time. They can be fired very quickly if they are not performing the tasks that they are expected to perform. Afterwards, watch as the union files a grievance alleging that their guy was fired for spending his time fucking around on the Internet calling his coworkers bastards rather than getting his work done.

The majority of my readers are located in the United States. The province of Alberta has the second greatest number of readers. Canada as a whole only has a couple of readers here and there, but Albertans are crazy about my blog! Surely one of my readers will be sufficiently upset by this employee's deception to file a formal complaint with the appropriate authorities.

ALBERTA, PAY ATTENTION! YOUR TAX DOLLARS ARE GETTING TO WORK!

It's awful to hear about people's poor experiences with Amway distributors, but it's even more troubling to learn that certain individuals engage in unethical or abusive behavior. The "Amway Asshole of the Week" hails from Alberta in Canada and is one example of this type of example.

A man approached a woman named Sara when she was in a coffee shop. After striking up a discussion with her, he eventually divulged to her that he was a distributor for Amway. This is where the story begins. He then proceeded to try and recruit her into the business opportunity, despite the fact that she continually declined and indicated disinterest in participating in the possibility.

The interaction took a turn for the worst when the man grew belligerent and started ranting at Sara, describing her as "close-minded" and "unsuccessful." Sara was called names throughout this exchange. He even went so far as to make personal assaults, such as telling her that she would never be able to retire and that she was a "slave to the system." He did this repeatedly.

Later, Sara discussed her experience on social media, where it quickly gathered attention and spurred a bigger discourse about MLM recruitment strategies and the significance of respecting boundaries. It was subsequently determined that the individual in question was an Amway salesman by the name of James. James had a history of acting disrespectfully and aggressively toward those whom he attempted to recruit into the company.

This kind of behavior is not only harmful to people who are targeted by aggressive recruiters, but it also gives a negative impression of the multi-level marketing (MLM) industry as a whole. It is essential for businesses such as Amway to establish ethical standards and hold their distributors accountable for any abusive or disrespectful behavior they may exhibit in the workplace.

Sadly, incidents like Sara's are not uncommon, and they underscore the need for more understanding surrounding MLM recruitment procedures and strategies. It is essential to examine any potential business venture with a critical eye and to place one's own personal boundaries and well-being above all other considerations.

In the end, it is essential to keep in mind that you have the ability to decline any business opportunity or sales pitch that is presented to you, and that your value and level of success are not contingent on your participation in any form of business venture, including multi-level marketing.

Amway Ambots are Experts at ??????

 What truly annoyed me about the Amway ambots I had to put up with was that every single one of those cretins claimed to be an expert in EVERYTHING. No matter what the subject was, those fuckers were well-versed in it, regardless of whether it had anything to do with Amway. My life has been littered with the largest group of bullshitters I've ever met, and they have all been Amway jerks.

This level of attitude displayed by those pretentious Amway bastards is something I had never experienced previously prior to our stay in the Amway hellhole. Fortunately, that is something I have never had to deal with since we were able to get away from those Amway jerks!

Whatever you want to call it, those ambot bastards will claim to be an expert at it. Maybe the fact that they run pretend enterprises and are pretend business owners gives them all the legitimacy they need to pose as pretend experts on any topic under the sun. I don't know.

I'm not suggesting that there aren't any ambots out there who don't have specialised knowledge in a certain field as a result of their employment, schooling, or life experiences. My target audience is the Amway bastards who believe that simply because they are Amway IBOs, they are now experts in their field of expertise.

Those ambots are all well-versed in the field of automobiles. Unfortunately, none of them follow their own fucking advise and continue to drive around in shitmobiles that are 20 or 30 years old and constantly breaking down due to a lack of maintenance. The majority of automobiles experience mechanical difficulties by that age and require a complete rebuilding. Being an Amway Independent Business Owner (IBO) implies that you are perpetually broke because you must give all of your money to the Amway cult leaders, leaving you with no money left over for auto upkeep or to save up for a new car.

They are experts in all things plumbing and electrical, despite the fact that the vast majority of them have never had a hammer or a screwdriver in their hands before. I came upon a property where an Amway "expert" jack of all crafts was hard at work. The ceiling lights were dangling from their fixtures by their wires. The tile in the bathroom was not properly grouted, and it was crooked and uneven in places. The exterior painting was taking an eternity because he had to keep pausing what he was doing to deal with the phone - calls and texts from the bastards in his Amway upline - and he was running out of time.

When it comes to filling out your income tax forms, those Amway jerks are specialists in the field. “Everything you buy from Amway is a tax deduction! Take possession of that toilet paper!”

Those Amway jerks call themselves "counsellors," despite the fact that they have never received any proper training in counselling for behaviour problems, emotional disorders, marital troubles, or any other issue. “The facts don't matter at all!” Not if you're an Amway jerk, which means you're an automatic expert on everything!

He stopped reading my blog a long time ago, and I don't read anything he puts on the Internet. However, I see others making fun of him on other sites since he appears to be a self-proclaimed expert on everything — typical of Amway assholes who believe they are the best at everything they do. He jumped into discussions on my blog where women complained that Amway's eye cream didn't do anything for them, and he told them that if it didn't work, it was because they weren't applying it correctly. He claimed that Amway Artistry sells prestige products, and that there was nothing wrong with them - the problem was with the user. That is correct, that is the old standby answer of blaming the victim from Amway. The same can be said for Amway's high-end tampons. If they leak after 30 minutes, it means that we ladies are putting them in incorrectly. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the lower overall quality of these products, could it?

After a certain amount of life experience, people learn to distinguish between excellent and bad counsel, taking what works for them and discarding the rest. It can be beneficial to get advice from skilled financial advisors or other specialists for both your business and personal affairs. When most women hear a male give tampon advise, they burst out laughing uncontrollably! That, however, is what an Amway jerk is all about! Everything is in the hands of experts!

People with similar aspirations include getting out of debt, putting money in the bank, purchasing a home, making sensible investments, and retiring comfortably without having to worry about finances. Those are the fundamentals. A half-year vacation in the south of Italy or the purchase of a motorcycle are examples of financial goals that some people have set for themselves. The best course of action is to speak with people who have genuine experience doing these things, and to listen to their thoughts and take their recommendations into consideration.

There are numerous routes that can be taken to reach the final destination. Throughout the years, I have sought and received counsel from people who are more knowledgeable and experienced than I am. Some of the advise is sound, but others are not so much.

Amway jerks that are arrogant, pompous, and know it all are the biggest bunch of idiots I've ever met in my life, and I had to put up with them. Troublemaking bastards who can't seem to keep their fucking fucking fucks together.

When it comes to blogging about Amway assholes, I've become an expert at something that no one else in my upline will ever be better at than me.

Amway Ambots are masters of a variety of skills, including sales and the art of persuasion. These individuals typically have extensive sales experience and are extremely driven to sell items and recruit new members into the Amway multi-level marketing system.

The ability to sell products is one of the most important qualities that Amway Ambots have. They are instructed on how to properly market Amway products to potential clients, elaborating on the advantages and qualities of each product while describing the ways in which purchasing those products might make the customer's life better. They are also adept in overcoming objections and closing sales, using persuasive ways to encourage consumers to make a purchase. Additionally, they are skilled at closing deals.

Amway Ambots are not only excellent at making sales, but also very good at bringing new people into the Amway multi-level marketing system. They are taught to approach people in their personal networks, such as friends and family, and persuade them to become Amway distributors. When doing so, they are instructed to emphasize the possibility for financial independence and the financial benefits that come with becoming an Amway distributor.

In addition to this, Amway Ambots are experts at cultivating and sustaining connections with their direct downline. They help their team members thrive and expand their own companies within the Amway system by giving them support and training and providing them with opportunities to do so. They are also skilled at motivating and inspiring the members of their team to accomplish their objectives and advance to higher levels of accomplishment.

Amway Ambots may be professionals in sales, recruitment, and team building within the context of the Amway Multi-Level Marketing (MLM) system; nevertheless, it is important to remember that this skill may not necessarily transcend to other areas of business or life. This is something that should be kept in mind. It is essential that you give due consideration to the potential drawbacks of the MLM business model as well as the dangers connected with devoting both your time and resources to it.

Within the context of the Amway multi-level marketing system, Amway Ambots are highly skilled professionals in the areas of sales, recruitment, and team building. It is crucial to approach any business opportunity with a critical eye and a clear awareness of the dangers that could potentially be incurred as well as the potential rewards that could be gained from taking advantage of the chance.

Ambushed by an Ambot!

 To ensure that none of my readers missed it, I'd like to share a comment that was posted on my post about purchasing tickets for the Puryear Family Reunion.

It just goes to prove that nothing ever changes in the Amway organisation. There are still the same sales pitches being made today that were being made five years ago, ten years ago, and perhaps from the beginning of time with the Amway pyramid scam.

I divided his/her comment into smaller paragraphs to make it easier to read, and I highlighted my own comments in red to draw attention to them!

Having been ambushed on one of our early morning jogs, I decided to accompany my friend (IBO) to one of his appointments.

Ambushed? Check. Ambot's sneaky ass strategy is genius.

He was rambling on and on about this year's family reunion, which is taking place in July this year. Whatever it is, it appears to be a "must attend" function or conference (or something similar...). WHATEVER).

Is there a family reunion planned for July? Yes, this is a WWDB Amway function. Another indoctrination convention that everyone should go to. Isn't that the case for everyone? Yawn. Ambot is attempting to generate some excitement so that he can be one of the very few IBOs who really brings a guest, so making him appear all important and powerful to the upline that he worships.

For openers, let me state unequivocally that in my forty years on this earth, I have never witnessed such mediocrity!

Mediocrity? One of the most complimentary things I've ever heard about Amway came from this person.

He urged that I borrow and listen to a couple of CDs from a so-called "money expert" whom he claims to personally know. I don't really enjoy listening to anything that isn't accompanied by some sort of musical accompaniment... in addition to making perfect sense to my current state of mind.

Those CDs are complete and utter shite! It's especially noticeable when they're turned up to the maximum volume. It sounds like we're out in the middle of nowhere under a big tent, listening to a preacher yell a sermon at us.

Anyway, returning to the meeting on Friday night, we arrive and, of course, the facility is locked down! Due to a lack of additional seating, one of the best-dressed gentlemen in the rear of the room requests that my friend's "sponsored" relinquish his seat so that I may have a chance to appreciate the speaker's slander.

It appears that someone on the chair committee made a mistake!

It felt more like a rebirth of sorts than anything remotely like a business meeting to me during this "meeting." Despite the fact that there was no religion involved, the proceedings were conducted in a manner that was reminiscent of religious dogma.

I assume they held off on discussing religion since they were joined at this Amway meeting by an outsider, which was unusual for them. Amway meetings are typically loaded with religious references, as is the case with every cult's meetings.

One of the attendees (who appeared to be a bit prospected) and his wife were being badgered by a group of IBOs to attend that July convention –thing, in a matter of seconds the rest of the group joined in, and the guy who urged my friend's sponsor to give up his seat to me walked right in front of them to make certain they would attend (he kept insisting they attend in a very weird manner).

Can you imagine a group of Amway ambots forming and badgering someone? Please tell me this isn't true! Not only are those cretins skilled at group love bombing, but they also band together to dish out abuse whenever it is needed.

He and a few others (who appeared to be the gems in the bunch) appeared to be incredibly secure in their own skin! After a brief battle with that pair, he made his way over to me and inquired about my place of employment (I lead Pioneer-A medical equipment distribution centre for medical schools). He appeared to be intrigued by my personal objectives, and I was able to confess that I will be attending medical school this autumn as a result.

FORM is a tactic that has been utilised by Amway salespeople for years to learn more about their victims and put them at ease before launching a successful attack on them.

F stands for "Family."

Occupation is represented by the letter O.

R - Recreational activities

M - Money is an abbreviation for money.

Before leaving, he urged that I attend this "event," stating that "I might learn something." He also mentioned that my friend's sponsor was someone who was "on the rise," and that I should consider meeting up with the sponsor and him for coffee at some point. I politely declined, explaining that I was only doing this as a favour for a buddy who seemed to be obsessed with this "business." Upon hearing my reply, he got uncomfortable and, with a smile, corrected me, stating that “this is not a company...it is a global opportunity for independent business entrepreneurs with BIG ambitions who are not afraid to get their hands dirty.” I returned the smile and nodded "most-definitely," thinking to myself how sad it all was!

Everyone at Amway is ALWAYS on the move, "going places." Most of the time, it's straight to the poorhouse and divorce court! When confronted with the truth, ambots always seem to get a little queasy. You can guarantee your companion was reprimanded for being "negative" later on in the game. Your "hands are dirty" in Amway because you're generating dirty money by scamming unsuspecting victims in this pyramid system, which is why you're doing it.

Anyway, it was a bit after 11 p.m....

When I told my friend that I was leaving, he inquired as to my thoughts on the people and testimonials, to which I replied that they were satisfactory. He inquired about my availability for a coffee date over the weekend, and I politely declined, explaining that I am not the type of person who goes door to door selling deodorant and soap to strangers. I'm not sure why he didn't take offence to this, but I'm sure he'd love to have retaliated immediately; instead, he asked for my mobile phone number and/or email address, which I provided him in case I wanted to make a joke about it later. He maintained, though, that we really MUST talk and that they could use someone like me in their endeavour (I'd rather drown myself than go through another one of these pitches).

Yes, ambots always want to go for a cup of coffee, and they'll bring their sack of shit Platinum with them in order to finalise the transaction and sign up the victim as an independent business owner.

And......better It's to be dead than to be an ambot!

As for Amway Scamway and its scammer army of Ambots, let us just send another big old FUCK YOU out to them from marriedtoanambot.

When you are unexpectedly confronted by an Amway distributor, also known as an Ambot, who is aggressively pitching the Amway business and its products, it can be an unsettling and embarrassing experience. This kind of behavior can be perceived as being invasive and pushy, and it has the potential to make the prospect feel uncomfortable or even intimidated.

It is possible to be ambushed by an Ambot in a variety of settings, such as at a public event, in a shopping mall, or even in a private setting such as a house or place of employment. These are just a few examples. It is essential for Ambots to approach potential consumers in a manner that is courteous and does not intrude on their personal space, regardless of the circumstances.

Ambots may, in certain circumstances, engage in high-pressure sales tactics or make false promises in order to persuade prospects to become involved in the Amway business. This kind of activity is not only immoral, but it also has the potential to damage the reputation of Amway's company as well as the items it sells. It is essential for Ambots to be open and honest with prospective consumers regarding the nature of the Amway business and the items it sells, as well as to present information that is both accurate and truthful.

It is crucial to establish clear boundaries and state your own demands and preferences if you find yourself in a situation where you are being ambushed by an Ambot. You can accomplish this by politely denying their offer and letting them know that you are not interested in joining the Amway business. You can do this by saying that you are not interested in joining the Amway business. It is essential to maintain a respectful and polite demeanor while being forceful and assertive in one's communication.

It is possible that you will need to seek assistance from a management or security officials if the Ambot continues to exert pressure on you or gets hostile against you. In precarious circumstances like these, it is essential to put one's own health and safety ahead of all else and to look for assistance whenever it is required.

In conclusion, being ambushed by an Ambot can be an unpleasant and even dangerous experience due to the nature of the ambush. It is essential for Ambots to approach potential clients in a manner that is polite and unobtrusive, and to be open and honest about the nature of the Amway business and the items it sells. It is crucial to establish clear boundaries and prioritize your own safety and well-being if you find yourself in a situation where you are being ambushed by an Ambot. You can protect yourself from possible damage and foster positive relationships with the people around you if you do this.

Ambot Denial: Amway is Not a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme

 I can't tell you how many times I've heard Platinum, our sack of excrement, state that Amway is not a get rich quick plan. I'm not even kidding.

What he does not explain is that Amway is likewise not a business where you can get rich slowly.

Amway is a get rich quick scheme that never works. With the exception of a fraction of one percent of IBOs who make money, though it is unlikely to be the promised riches that some Amway jackass from the stage tells you about.

Everyone from our sponsor to the Diamonds told me that Amway jerks had promised us anything from $100,000 to $750,000 a year in the form of cash.

What a bunch of liars you are!

Amway bots spend a significant amount of time claiming that Amway is neither a get-rich-quick programme nor a pyramid scheme. Anyone who has to spend a significant amount of time disputing something and arguing why it isn't true needs to be prepared with scripted Amspeak responses. - You know it has to be just that; otherwise, why spend so much time in denial over something that is obvious?

In all of my years in the franchise business, I've never heard anyone from McDonald's inform franchisees that buying a restaurant is not a "get rich quick scam." McDonalds franchise ownership is comparable to that of owning a gold mine in several ways. It's always going to be profitable. Furthermore, I have never heard of someone from McDonalds going about telling the general public that they are not a pyramid system or that they are not a fraud. They don't have to waste time pretending to be something they are not. They must persuade others of what they are and what they do.

Legitimate businesses are not required to spend an inordinate amount of time refuting anything. There aren't any representatives from Dairy Queen going around convincing folks that Blizzards are a mouthwatering dessert. The majority of folks can figure it out after a few of spoonfuls of the stuff.

A recent post on Yahoo that I thought you would find fascinating is titled How To Retire With $1 Million, which I thought you might find interesting as well.

If you want to retire with any money, the first thing that springs to mind is that you should not waste it on the Amway Ponzi scheme.

Whatever the case, it's something to consider. For individuals such as us who are small business owners, there is no retirement fund on which we can rely, which means that during our working years, we must devise alternative means of augmenting our Social Security benefit payouts. Some people rely solely on the small amount of money they receive each month. Others simply have a consistent monthly income that can be relied upon to turn up and which, depending on where they reside, is sufficient to cover their monthly expenses. It is significantly more expensive to live in New York City than it is to live in the middle of nowhere in Oklahoma. People like us require investments to provide a continuous stream of income when we retire so that we may spend our time doing the things we enjoy. Alternatively, there's the less enjoyable stuff like replacing a major item when it breaks down.

In our elderly years, what we don't need is some blatantly erroneous claim made by the lying asses in the Amway upline about the tens of millions of dollars in residual revenue that will continue to stream in in perpetuity.

I hope everyone is having a wonderful Memorial Day holiday weekend! For the past couple of days, I've been sucked into a whirlwind of activity. Everyone is clamouring for me! This afternoon is going to be filled with more excitement! Wow, that's fantastic! At the very least, I'm not obligated to attend some stupid Amway cult gathering!

You’re NOT Invited to Top Secret Spring Leadership Meetings!

 Due to the popularity of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2012 on search engines right now, I'm keeping my blog near the top of the search results by resurrecting some old posts from previous Spring Leadership experiences. I've already stated everything, so there isn't much more to say! But I'll keep bringing in dumb ass ambots who are desperate for any information I can get my hands on!

In the early hours of Sunday morning, I'll be transporting Ambot to the arena where the Amway WWDB Spring Leadership Conference will be taking place. My goal is to get Ambot to the front doors as early as possible so that he may join the rest of the eager customers waiting in line. I must navigate the entire complex to get there. The bag of shit Platinum is standing on a sidewalk or parking lot with about 30 cult followers gathered around him in awe listening to him spout out his bullshit when Ambot notices him. I'm approximately two blocks away when Ambot spots the sack of shit Platinum. They're complete and utter moron! Worshipers of the Cult of the World Wide Destructive Bastards, or WWDB for short!

Ambot is in a state of panic! He's running late for a meeting that he doesn't recall being summoned to in the first place. A large part of what makes him afraid to death is the fact that he'll be berated by the sack of sh*t Platinum and mocked in front of everyone for showing up late. That is how the leaders of the Amway cult operate. Both fear and obedience are required. For the simple reason that I would prefer tell everyone in my upline to fuck off than listen to their lies, I would never make a decent Amway cult member! As a result, I let Ambot out of the automobile and continued to enjoy myself for the remainder of the day.

Later, when Ambot is hurrying to join up with the cult members, he tells me that the Platinum's henchman emerges from the gathering and inquires as to what he is doing there. When we passed by, Ambot noticed the cult leader speaking to his followers and decided not to miss out on this really important meeting, even though he had not been invited to attend it, according to Ambot.

According to the henchman, Ambot was not invited to the cult meeting because he is a member of another World Wide Destructive Bastards downline involved in the sack of sh*t's Amway business, and because Ambot is part of a different crossline and the brainwashing methods used are different, he was not invited to the meeting.

If we want to split hairs, the henchman is in the same line as Ambot; therefore, why is he being exposed to the indoctrination of the other line? Some cult members are simply gluttons for punishment, as it turns out! Alternatively, there may be some MLM espionage taking place!

However, the henchman informs Ambot that he is welcome to remain if he so desires. As a matter of fact, he does. It's impossible to overlook a nugget of wisdom from the revered cult leader.

Awful Amway WWDB Spring Leadership!!!!!

Destructive Bastards from all over the world are disgusting!!!

This fuckery-sack-of-shit that is Platinum stinks!!!!!

The statement "You're NOT invited to top secret spring leadership meetings!" may come across as exclusive and exclusive, but it might act as a reminder that some information is intended for a restricted number of people only. This expression is used rather frequently in professional or organizational settings, where there may be sensitive information or talks that are restricted for particular persons or teams.

In certain situations, individuals may be excluded temporarily, such as during a delicate project or negotiation that requires just a select few people who possess particular abilities or experience. In these kinds of situations, the exclusion may be temporary. In other situations, the exclusion may be permanent, such as when particular roles or positions are required to have access to particular information or decision-making procedures. In these scenarios, the exclusion is intended to be permanent.

It is crucial to understand the reasons for being excluded from a top-secret meeting, as well as to respect the secrecy of the material that is being discussed at the meeting, even though it may feel frustrating or disheartening to be excluded from the meeting. Sharing sensitive information with unauthorized others can have severe repercussions in certain circumstances, such as exposing oneself to legal liability, causing damage to one's reputation, or making it more difficult to reach an agreement.

It is also essential to understand that being excluded from a top-secret meeting does not necessarily imply that a person is not valued or respected inside the organization. This is something that must be kept in mind. In point of fact, it may be interpreted as a sign of trust and regard for the individual's professionalism and capacity to keep the information confidential. In addition, an individual's exclusion from a single meeting does not automatically suggest that they will be barred from participation in any more meetings or opportunities in the future.

However, it is essential for organizations and their leaders to communicate openly and honestly about the reasons for exclusions and to ensure that decisions are made based on objective criteria rather than the preferences or biases of individual members of the organization or its leadership. Instead than basing exclusions on perceived personality problems or popularity, exclusions should be based on the precise criteria of the position or the demands of the project.

In conclusion, the statement "You're NOT invited to top secret spring leadership meetings!" might serve as a helpful reminder that certain information and conversations are intended only for a restricted number of persons. It is vital to respect the secrecy of the information that is being discussed and to acknowledge that exclusions are frequently based on objective criteria rather than personal biases. Although being excluded may seem disappointing, it is crucial to respect the confidentiality of the information that is being discussed. In order to ensure that decisions are made based on objective standards, it is imperative that organizations and their leaders convey the rationale behind exclusions in a way that is both open and honest.