Amway Losers Will Lie About Anything

 What are your thoughts on the fact that Amway Ambots lie about anything and everything, even when it is patently evident that they are lying? To be an Amway Ambot is to lie, deny, divert, and defend. It's just part of the job description.

Whenever you point out a red car, the loser in the Amway programme will lie and claim that it is in fact a blue car.

Lies are told only for the sake of being liars. Working at Amway necessitates having this qualification.

Here's a comment written by Khonda Waves, an Amway Ambot who goes by the name of Khonda. It sounds like the name of a pornographic actor. We aren't sure if that's an adult male or a female:

Hopefully, you will refrain from passing judgement. You're suffering with marital difficulties and taking your frustrations out on your Amway business. I mean, really? I'm sure you only continue to do this because you get paid to do so. Who has the time to waste away their life by making bad comments about anything?????????

Blog? You're going to delete this comment since it's detrimental to your business, right? You really have a lot to lose if you don't keep this "blog" running, don't you? You're in worse shape than an Amway Independent Business Owner (IBO) who's running this farce. The information on your website is a hoax!

The Khonda bullhit has come to an end.

So, I'm curious as to what the fuck advertisements are you referring to. No, we haven't signed up for any blog advertising just yet. Are advertisements simply appearing at random and being seen by others? Is this simply another filthy scum of the earth Amway jerk who lies and fucks his way through life?

Anna Banana reacts as follows:

This is typical of a fucking Amway jackass that orders people all over the place. Put an end to your judgement. You'll have to figure it out, you stupid fuck. Those motherfucking Amway Ambots are the biggest motherfucking judgemental bastards on the planet, and this website is dedicated to shoving the truth back in their faces. You can't see the irony, can you? That is exactly what brainwashing accomplishes.

What advertisements are you referring to? There are no advertisements on this page, you fucking lying Amway asshole! What a piece of trash! How can you come up on a website that is devoted to making fun of Amway losers and thereby demonstrating that you are nothing more than an embarrassment to yourself and your company?

Why are you Amway losers so concerned with the word "negative"? And, maybe more importantly, how is it that you Amway losers can't distinguish the difference between what is negative and what is true?

It merely goes to illustrate what brainwashing can do to someone's thinking.

Why would we want to remove your comment? Seeing as we're all about making fun of Amway failures and revealing that they're a bunch of liars, the fact that you fuckers came up here to make asses of themselves makes it that much easier for us to mock you.

Yet another fucking Amway loser shows up here, stamping their feet and asking that this website be taken down because it shares our actual tales while at the same time making fun of fucking Amway assholes has gotten them so angry.

Get it out there, you fucktard. We don't have anything to sell at this shop. Unlike Amway, we are not marketing overpriced, substandard products to the public. In contrast to Amway, we are not deceiving people into believing they are the owners of their own firm. We do not accept any form of payment from anyone. This website serves a public service objective, and no one is compensated for their efforts. We do not charge anyone to read what we have to say here. So, how the heck are we defrauding people out of their money when we don't even collect any money ourselves?

It's exactly what the world needs right now. Amway losers who have been brainwashed and become enraged and negative.

Anonymous responds as follows:

“Kohnda Waves” appears and issues commands to everyone in the room. What in the world does she believe she is?

Let us assure you that we are not your obtuse subordinates. You have no right to tell us what to do or how to live our lives.

Now, go suck your Platinum's dick and enjoy it. I'm sure that's a part of your responsibilities at Amway.

Another anonymous contributor adds his or her voice:

Take note of how ignorant and unobservant this group of "Kohnda Waves" are. She is completely oblivious to the fact that there are no advertisements on this website. However, I believe that while you are in Amway, you lose not only your intelligence, but also your perceptual abilities.

“Kohnda”? Is that an abbreviation for "Condom"? If you are a scumbag, I suppose it is true.

Anna Banana reacts as follows:

Thank you, anonymous, for providing a second opinion! I'm debating whether or not I need glasses. Why am I not seeing advertisements? LOL! Amway Ambots lie about things that are so clear that you have to wonder why you would want to make yourself and Amway appear like a bunch of dumb fucks by lying about them.

A similar situation would be similar to attending an Amway meeting when the cult leader points to a painting on the wall of a lighthouse and then tries to convince everyone in the room that the painting is of Mount Rushmore.

Kohnda is unquestionably an Amway scumbag!

Another anonymous contributor makes the following points:

Ambots are taught to be unobservant from a young age. This simplifies the process of information control. Once they have been properly conditioned, they are unable to think for themselves. In this case, Kohnda Waves serves as an excellent example. Whoever this moron is, they believe they have the authority to come here and order you to cease posting. A bot is taught that his or her spoken word has the power to transform lead into gold, after all.

This blog clearly does not generate any income for you. To begin with, there are no advertisements on our website! Even if you were, what exactly would be the problem with it? You, on the other hand, would not be making any money by screwing people and destroying their lives, in contrast to them. As a matter of fact, you would be no different than an honest journalist who makes their living by revealing the truth. Evil people, such as the ambots, can't take the thought of being revealed. This blog is dedicated to cursing out these amway shitheads, and it is really fun when fools like Kohnda Waves come around to annoy the readers of this site.

Having said that, there are very true and detailed accounts of how Amway has ruined people's life! Your name is Kohnda Waves and you're a filthy serpent. Snake oil salesman, what a piece of trash! If we asked you to supply any raw data, your response would be that Amway is a faith-based organisation. A cynical way of suggesting that your money has been flushed down the toilet!

Anna Banana puts it succinctly:

"Kohnda Waves" is yet another bankrupt Amway failure who devotes his life to tithing to the Great Amway God and to living the Ambot dream: "lying, denying, distracting, and defending." After then, they vanish.

The multi-level marketing (MLM) industry is one that can be difficult to manage successfully. MLMs such as Amway have earned a bad reputation due to the high-pressure sales tactics, pyramid plan structure, and cult-like environment that they employ. Some people have been successful at making money with Amway, but the vast majority of people who get involved with the corporation wind up losing money and having their personal relationships suffer as a result of their involvement. Regrettably, many Amway distributors who have been unable to earn a profit will resort to lying in order to save face. This is a common practice.

The claim that they are doing well financially is one of the most typical lies told by those who are not successful in Amway. In order to convey the idea that they are successful, many distributors may post photographs of luxury automobiles, luxurious vacations, and other material goods on social media platforms such as Facebook and Instagram. On the other hand, the truth is frequently quite different. A significant number of Amway distributors are mired in financial distress and are having trouble making ends meet. It's possible that in order to purchase Amway products or attend business events, they have racked up a mound of debt by taking out loans or charging up their credit cards to their maximum limit.

Another false statement that many who are unsuccessful with Amway will make is that they are content with their choice to become a distributor. In order to convey the appearance that they are a member of a community that is supportive of one another, they might post pictures of themselves participating in Amway events or getting together with other distributors. On the other hand, the truth is frequently quite different. Because of the high-pressure sales tactics and cult-like atmosphere that Amway distributors are expected to adhere to, many of the company's independent sales representatives report that their friends and family members have distanced themselves from them. It's possible that they feel stuck in their Amway business, unable to escape for fear of being shunned by the community if they quit.

Amway distributors who fail at the business frequently spread the myth that the company's products are of superior quality and excellent value. Despite the fact that there is no scientific proof to support these claims, a large number of Amway distributors will assert that their company's products are superior to those of the companies that Amway competes with. In point of fact, many of the products that are sold by Amway are marked up to an excessive degree and are of dubious quality. There is a possibility that distributors would have difficulty selling these products to end users, which will further hurt their prospects of making a profit.

In conclusion, Amway distributors who have failed at the business will tell lies about anything in order to avoid admitting they have made a mistake and to save face. These Amway distributors are frequently caught in a loop of deception and denial, in which they lie about their financial success, their contentment with the firm, or the quality of Amway's products. Although it is possible to make money with Amway, the vast majority of people who get involved with the organization wind up losing money and destroying their personal relationships instead. However, it is possible to make money with Amway. Anyone who is thinking about joining a multi-level marketing company (MLM) like Amway needs to make sure they do their homework and go into the opportunity with a fair amount of skepticism.

Amway Cult Followers Need To Ask Permission To Use The Bathroom

 From time to time, there is a dumb fuck Amway ambot who pops up here under various aliases and causes havoc. He is referred to as the Amway Masturbator because he enjoys jerking off into SA8 and then leaving comments on this site bragging about how he accomplishes this feat. He comes here every now and again, pretending to be a product tester. It is skewed since Amway's products, particularly SA8, consistently rank at or near the top of the Amway Masturbator's criteria. However, he does not use any products from any other companies in his panel. Other times, he appears as bo in this forum. That he chose the initials for his body odour is intriguing.

If we needed any more evidence that Amway ambots stink in more ways than one, look no further than this! LOL!!!!

In any case, body odour appears to write a comment, boasting about how often he shits and pee his pants. I'm not sure why someone would take such pride in their accomplishment, as if we needed any more evidence that individuals in Amway are fucked in the brain. He claims that Amway's SA8 laundry soap removes the yellow and brown stains from his clothes. There's a breaking news storey! Any laundry detergent will remove stains from clothing if you put the soiled clothing in the washing machine as soon as possible.

The difficulty is that many laundry detergents are unable to remove the odour even after several washings.

A mother came to us and explained that her daughter wets her bed and that she had washed the sheets three times in SA8 and still couldn't get the urine smell out of the sheets. In my opinion, she should try a better laundry detergent that has an odor-masking agent, such as Tide or Gain. Alternatively, throw out the sheets and purchase new ones. Alternatively, she might have her child wear bedwetter diapers.

I was reminded of something about Amway meetings when body odour showed up here to brag about pooping and pissing his trousers, and it was because of this. You are not permitted to get up and leave at any time for any reason. Not like when you were in school and you needed to use the restroom, and you raised your hand and requested the teacher to excuse you from class to go to the bathroom.

No, that is not possible in Amway.

To be sure, you must first obtain permission from your Amway cult leaders before undertaking any action, but once you have entered an Amway meeting, you are not permitted to leave for any reason. That explains why his body odour remains in the room and why he spits and pisses his pants instead of going to the bathroom or using the restroom. Can you imaging what the other ambots in the room must have been smelling!? PEEEYEEEEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! According to the assholes in your Amway upline, the reason you aren't allowed to leave the room is because it will be the exact time when the Amway cult leader will give out that one golden nugget of information that will launch you into financial prosperity. Yes, there is yet another LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

In the past, it was easier to leave the room for many reasons such as going to the bathroom, finding a restaurant, taking a walk, leaving and returning home. The reason for this is that Scamway events such as Spring Leadership, Family Reunion, Free Enterprise Days FED, and Dream Night are held in larger settings than the usual. It is possible that banquet facilities in hotels, arenas, or convention centres will be used. You can get up and wander around in places where it is packed enough that the Amway cult leaders may or may not see you.

Because you got up and left instead of remaining in the room and worshipping the Amway cult leaders while not missing a word those filthy bullshitters utter, you can be quite certain that the ambots sitting around you are giving you the evil eye. In addition, those whiny fuck asses wipes will almost certainly end up in the sack of shit Platinum in the near future. Because that's what fucking Amway assholes do to make themselves appear big and important to the Amway cult's top brass and leadership. They shriek and squeal like the rodents that they are.

Because the Amway cult leader can see what you're doing while you're in a smaller setting, such as when Amway cult meetings are held in living rooms, getting up and going to the bathroom can be a little more difficult.

“Hey, where do you think you're going?” says someone. cries out the leader of the Amway cult.

“I've got to go to the bathroom.” The Ambot admits his guilt.

“I didn't hear you ask my permission first,” says the narrator. taunts the head of the Amway cult “Please return to your chair.”

“Please, please, please, please, please give me permission to use the restroom. I really appreciate that. I had to get going. If I don't find a toilet soon, I'm going to pee my pants.” The ambot begs for forgiveness.

Despite this, the Amway cult leader continues to resist. Therefore, the Amway ambot must devise a method of keeping it contained.

As in the case of body odour, the person can choose to stay put and shit and pisse his pants instead.

Then come here to my site and brag about your accomplishment.

And then Bo becomes enraged when everyone refers to him as having "body odour"!

Amway Cult Demands Total Loyalty

 We owe a debt of gratitude to one of our readers for this. Ambot is a doofus and a dumbcunt! LOL! Amway couples are perfectly described by this phrase.

CULTS EXPECT TOTAL LOYALTY FROM THEIR MEMBERS, and this is a fundamental truth of existence. And when they use the term "total," they mean it in the most literal sense.

There are two fascinating and seemingly contradicting facts concerning Amway that are explained in this way. First and foremost, they are fervently committed to the image of "couples." Amway, as anyone who knows anything about the firm can tell you, goes to great lengths to market the image of “Amway couples.” Pay attention to the names in their advertisements and propaganda: it's always "Bob and Carol" or "Ray and Jennifer" or "Art and Nancy" or "Fred and Teresa." (I'm looking forward to the Amway commercial that honours "Doofus and Dumbcunt," but I expect to be waiting a long time for that coupling.)

The second point is that Amway is well-known for attempting to break up marriages and separate couples from their partners. What's the deal with the contradiction? Easy to understand: Amway only accepts marriage proposals from couples who are equally enthusiastic about and dedicated to the Amway business. It is not about love, affection, children, the sharing of pleasures and sorrows, or human companionship for Amway when it comes to a man and a woman. It is about earning money. IT HAS TO DO WITH AMWAY!!! That is all that is important. The rest of the world takes a backseat to this one.

As a result, it comes as no surprise that Amway will purposefully sabotage a relationship if one of the parties involved is dubious of the Amway "Plan." It strikes me as noteworthy that the two most prominent anti-Amway blogs on the internet are maintained by Anna Banana and Joe Cool, both of whom have experienced the traumatic experience of Amway seeking to destroy their marriage or engagement as a result of their involvement with the company.

These Amway scumbags are nothing more than human garbage. Every single person who would attempt to demolish a wonderful relationship in order to sell more low-grade soap and second-rate cosmetics is an absolute moron.

Amway Ambots Love To Lie!

 One of our readers offers his or her thoughts on Amway liars and Artistry.

It happens that I have a friend who works as a professional cosmetician and has been in the field for about thirty years. When I inquired about Amway "Artistry" cosmetics, she burst out laughing. She went on to say, "It's nothing more than an ordinary house-brand — something created primarily for consumption within the Amway organisation by Amway IBOs." There's nothing really noteworthy about it. In fact, it's downright dreadful. I would never use it myself, and I would never allow it to be used on my customers in my shop.”

Even louder laughter ensued when I informed her that some Amway fanatics were stating that Artistry cosmetics was in second position among the world's top 10 cosmetic lines. “What is Amway Artistry?” she inquired. “Are you joking, or what? According to Kim Kardashian, if Artistry cosmetics are in the top 10, she has a small ass.”

Amway Ambots Lack Sense Of Self

 A number of characteristics are required for success as a business owner, including leadership abilities, self-assurance, financial resources, and a strong sense of personal identity, among others. There are other issues, but the focus of this piece is on one's sense of self.

That is a significant talent that Amway Ambots who have been brainwashed lack since they have no sense of self. And Ambots don't have it since they're always being told what to do by someone other than themselves. As a result, Amway's proprietors have already placed a price tag on their items, and Ambots have no influence over that. There will undoubtedly be an Amway failure who comes along and claims that they buy wholesale and sell retail, but that will be a load of bullsh*t. Amway's "wholesale" price is significantly inflated in comparison to the poor quality of their product. Consider purchasing a comparable product from Costco or Walmart, which is of higher quality and costs a third or a quarter of the "wholesale" price that Amway charges suckers.

Putting the price tag aside. When and where Amway cult meetings are held, Ambots are instructed by cult leaders to show there.

Amway cult leaders inform Ambots of the amount of shoddy, overpriced Amway products they must purchase each month for their own personal use.

In order to invest in the Amway tool scam, Amway cult leaders order Ambots to do so.

Amway cult leaders urge Ambots to be placed in CORE positions. An Ambot must complete a series of nine steps each month, the majority of which include purchasing all of the Amway-related schtick and keeping track of how many times a week they must present "the business" plan and how many suckers they must drag to Amway meetings, among other schtick-related activities

Those who do not adhere to the aforementioned guidelines can expect to receive a shitkicking from their Amway upline, as well as to be publicly humiliated at cult meetings held by the Amway organisation.

What kind of sense of one's own identity is that? A good sense of self is essential while running your own business since you are only accountable to yourself, thus you must maintain that sense of self in order to stay on track. Even if you don't follow the guidelines, you won't get lectured by a fucking Amway jackass for doing so.

The confidence of a business owner in their ability to run their business in the most efficient manner possible is essential for turning a profit. You already know what I'm talking about. That has been realised by Amway's founders. A lot of indoctrinated Ambots who signed up for their pricey buying club purchase overpriced lousy things, and the proprietors earn a tidy profit off of those losers. However, regaining confidence in your company's ability to turn a profit is an important component of developing a sense of self. In order to keep their firm afloat, a business owner must assess their own strengths and weaknesses and make the required changes to their business plan. That could entail offering discounts on their products or services in order to get them through a slow period.

I recall reading a book years ago, but I don't remember the title; all I remember is an overview of three different ways to generate money vs expenses. However, in general, this could have come from just about any book on establishing a business out there.

1. The first is that the income exceeds the costs of running the firm, resulting in a healthy profit. That is the ideal situation in which most business owners would like to be.

2. Then there's the question of the break-even point. In other words, money is coming in, expenses are being met, and that's about it. Perhaps the company is still in the early stages of development. If a business owner is unable to turn the company's fortunes around, he or she must determine how long they can continue to operate in this situation before closing the doors.

After that comes the part where you're out of money. This signifies that the amount of money spent on running the firm greatly outweighs the amount of money brought in. Again, the business owner must have a strong sense of self in order to make swift decisions on what to do. A business that is not profitable will not be able to survive.

Back to the Amway Ambots, who have lost all sense of self and are unable or unwilling to accept the fact that they are losing large sums of money in the Amway scam. They spend hundreds of dollars per month in order to obtain a $10 commission from the company's corporate headquarters. They are losing money, yet they are unable to walk away at this time. That is not the case when success is just around the corner and they continue to tithe the Great Amway God.

And the Ambot is well aware that if they abandon Scamway, all of the other Ambots will disparage him as a loser and a quitter. That is, they are blind to the fact that the biggest losers in their midst are all ardent adherents of the Amway cult, which they have been brainwashed into not seeing.

Some people create a number of businesses, which they eventually sell or close down completely. Apart from being unprofitable, there could be other factors at play, such as the business owner having lost interest. It just indicates that the business owner is still attempting to determine the ideal form of business to enter into. Possibly they will float around aimlessly for years before they develop a sense of themselves and determine what kind of business to start. A genuine business owner with a strong sense of self will figure out how to fill in the gaps on his or her own initiative.

That is not how things work with Amway Independent Business Owners. They are seated in a room, listening to an Amway cult leader speak about how everyone will become wealthy. And listening to the fairy tale about how they will become wealthy by selling overpriced, shoddy Amway products, eating one food bar and drinking one drink every day, signing up and teaching six others to do the same thing, and they will sign up and teach six others, and so on and so forth for the next 2 to 5 years, after which billions of dollars in residual income will begin to flow, and so on and so forth. You don't become wealthy by sitting in a room full of Amway failures who have all been trained to think in the same manner and drawing a lot of circles on a piece of paper.

If you have a strong sense of self, you'll get as far away from those Amway losers as you possibly can and focus on finding a legitimate entrepreneurial opportunity.

Ambots are devoid of a sense of self. A more traditional way of putting it is that they lack character, they lack backbone, and they lack grit (or determination).

Because if you are unable to identify that you are losing money in your so-called "company" on a monthly basis, you are just lacking the fundamental hard-headed common sense that all rational people possess.

This is especially true for Amway losers. The follies of the Amway swindle were so deeply ingrained in their minds that it was difficult for them to see the light of day. They just refuse to acknowledge the fact that they are losing money.

Fortunately, the majority of ScAmway employees realise the truth within a few months and leave the company. However, it is those who are badly harmed (those who go on to become "CORE" Amway Ambots) who are the ones who end up getting screwed. They'll stay in Amway till they're bankrupt.

Amway Ambots Brag About Tax Refunds

 The IRS has been searching for "Amway and federal tax" on my site and reading the pertinent postings regarding Amway tax cheats, so I thought I'd revisit the entire "Get a Tax Refund if You're in Amway" thing that the Amway cult leaders have been promoting for a number of years now.

Everything in Amway is a tax deductible, according to our Amway upline, and Amway tax returns are considered part of an IBO's revenue, according to our Amway upline. To put it another way, an IBO's only way to make money in Amway is to deduct the costs of running his or her business from the income they get from their regular job, with the only Amway income coming in the form of a tax refund. Our upline assured us that we would receive a substantial tax refund if we deducted all of our Amway expenses, whether they were genuine or not.

When I went to Amway meetings, I sat in on the Platinum level meetings, and it seemed like everyone else in the room was gushing about how things couldn't be better and how their Amway business was booming. Following that, these same IBOs claim they will receive a substantial return after submitting their income taxes.

My Ambot was completely captivated. He had no notion that, according to our upline, the key to earning a tax return was to become an Amway Independent Business Owner (IBO). The government is giving you money for nothing!

Refund? When your company is performing well, it's easy to have a good chuckle.

Ambots are unable to comprehend this concept.

If your firm generates an excessive amount of revenue (income) and you do not have an enough amount of deductions (expenses), you will owe money at tax time. Yay! Everything is going swimmingly!

Generally, if you do not earn much money and your costs exceed your income, the government will pay you a refund. Boo! Business is a load of shite!

In other words, it is nearly impossible for an IBO to declare that business is booming and that they are making a lot of money in Scamway while simultaneously claiming that they are receiving a substantial tax return on the other side of their mouth. Alternatively, tax return money from running an Amway firm, as ambots refer to it.

Most Amway IBOs, in addition to being fictitious business owners, hold down a day job with a legitimate corporation and earn regular paychecks. When tax time comes along, those sly Amway bastards deduct all of their Amway expenses (XS, Perfect Water, vitamins, food bars, motels, function tickets, meals, travel, and so on) from their job's revenue, so increasing their take-home pay.

That is the only way most Amway independent business owners (IBOs) make money. By classifying everything they spend on Amway as a business expense and deducting it from their salary, they can reduce their taxable income.

They are little ambot bastards who lie about everything! Tax evaders, take note!

Now here's a major hint, ambots! Food goods (groceries!) and items used for cleaning around the house can't be deducted as business costs in order to earn a tax return unless you run a grocery shop, according to the IRS. If you're an Amway Independent Business Owner (IBO), and you're claiming travel and restaurant expenditures on your taxes, you better be able to demonstrate some sort of Amway income profit from the sale of Amway items. If Uncle Sam manages to track you down, you'll be up the creek without a paddle!

People who run a respectable business that has nothing to do with Amway, how do they feel about it? Legitimate business owners have tax identification numbers, business licences, insurance, and accounting software into which they enter all of the money received from clients and all of the money spent in the process of running our businesses, among other things. Expenses incurred in the course of conducting business that can be deducted. During tax season, we back it all up on a CD and hand it over to our accountants. This is due to the fact that we are wise enough to hire the services of a professional who checks that we have entered everything correctly and that we have not left any information out, and who also does everything in their power to ensure that they write off as many legitimate expenses as they possibly can so that we have less money to pay back to the government in what we owe in taxes.

Everything in Amway (XS, Perfect Water, vitamins, laundry soap, and cleaning goods, among other things) is a valid business deduction, which is a far cry from "counselling with upline."

As a matter of fact, our accountant did not agree with the jerks in our Amway upline! Refused to deal with anything that had to do with Amway. Instead of dealing with pyramid scams, accountants prefer to deal with respectable enterprises.

So much for the adage "never challenge your superiors"!

Preparing for an audit is essential if you are running a fictitious Amway business and following your upline's guidance on how to file your taxes so that you can earn your money in Amway by receiving a government tax refund check; otherwise, you could find yourself in serious trouble.

If nothing else, we were told when we visited Amway, that the company is a good tax haven. The taxman, on the other hand, might disagree. Another source of interest is provided below:

The Internal Revenue Service to Amway: The Party's Over!

http://www.hiddenmysteries.org/conspiracy/conspiracy/amwaybush5.shtml

In addition, if you're an Amway loser who doesn't have a REAL business plan and your a$$ gets hauled into tax court because the IRS determined that you're a tax fraud, you're pretty much screwed.

https://www.parkertaxpublishing.com/public/tax-deduction-amway-distributorship.html

Amway is one of the most successful companies in the direct selling sector and is recognized all over the world for the quality of the health and wellness goods, personal care items, and home care solutions that it offers. The corporation is well-known for its use of the multi-level marketing strategy, often known as the Amway distributor business model, which enables independent business owners to generate money by promoting and selling Amway products.

Some Amway distributors, commonly known as "ambots," utilize boasting about the size of their tax refunds as a technique to persuade others to join their organization. This is a common strategy used by these individuals. This strategy is frequently utilized to make the Amway opportunity appear more alluring by assuring prospective recruits that they, too, may obtain sizeable tax refunds if they join Amway as a distributor.

Although it is true that Amway distributors are allowed to deduct certain business expenses on their tax returns, such as the cost of products they purchase for resale and other expenses related to their businesses, the idea that becoming an Amway distributor will result in a large tax refund is misleading.

When weighing the pros and cons of becoming an Amway distributor from a financial perspective, the following are some important considerations to keep in mind:

However, there are limitations placed on the deductibility of business expenses. In order for Amway distributors to be allowed to deduct some business expenses on their tax returns, such as the cost of products they acquire for the purpose of reselling, the distributors must be able to demonstrate that these expenses are commonplace and required for the operation of their business. In addition, there is a cap on the total amount of expenses that can be deducted each year, and the Internal Revenue Service examines the deductions claimed by businesses very carefully to ensure that they are not fraudulent.

Even though some Amway distributors may be eligible for a tax refund because of the business expenses they incurred, they will still be required to pay taxes on any income they earn from their Amway business. This include not only the commissions they receive from Amway but also any earnings they make from the sale of Amway products.

Because the tax circumstances of each individual are different, some Amway distributors may be eligible to receive a sizeable tax refund due to the business expenses they incurred, but this is not necessarily the case for everyone. The amount of taxes owing or refunded to an individual is determined by a variety of criteria, including income, deductions, and credits, and the circumstances of each person's tax return are one of a kind.

Although Amway distributors are allowed to deduct certain business expenses from their personal tax returns, the idea that becoming an Amway distributor will result in a significant increase in the amount of money that is refunded to them is misleading. The promise of a tax return should not be the deciding factor for anyone who is thinking about being involved in the Amway opportunity. Instead, that person should give serious consideration to both the possible expenses and rewards of the business. In addition, it is essential to seek the advice of an experienced tax specialist in order to make certain that all of one's tax commitments are met and correctly accounted for.

Amway Ambot Gets Ditched By Ship

 So this Amway IBO is on a cruise and is enraged by the prospecting efforts of everyone else on the board. While you're trying to enjoy your lobster and steak, some jerk in the great dining room is snooping around for potential customers. As soon as the ship docks in this port, the ambot begins hustling the locals, attempting to show them the Amway board plan rather than taking them sightseeing or shopping. He's preoccupied in persuading the villagers to join Amway that he hasn't noticed the passing of time. Oops, the cruise liner was scheduled to depart at 4pm, but it is now 4:10. He doesn't have anything to be concerned about. He's an Amway "business owner," which implies that he's superior than everyone else and that he has a sense of entitlement toward the company. Because he's in Amway, the ship will wait for him till he arrives.

Will it, or won't it?

The Ambot cries "halt," and because he works for Amway, this obviously implies that the rest of the world must comply with his requests because he is superior to everyone else, and they must bend down and do what he says because he works for Amway.

Meanwhile, the ship's crew is up on the bridge, keeping an eye on this dumb ass Amway ambot racing down the dock. One of them asks the captain to bring him up and explains, "That's my upline Platinum cult boss," in reference to the captain. His failure to get on the ship would end up destroying my marriage.”

“That lying bag of shit offered me Double X vitamins for 80 bucks and told me they were fantastic for sex,” the captain claims. They didn't do a good job with the urine. He's a jerk. Fuck him. I'm not going to turn this old tub around. He'll figure out a means to get back home!”

The expression "The Amway Ambot Gets Ditched by Ship" is used to describe the situation in which an Amway distributor gets abandoned by their upline and does not receive any support or direction from that person. This circumstance can be especially difficult for new distributors, many of whom do not yet have a substantial support network or a solid comprehension of the Amway company.

In the Amway company, having assistance from one's upline is essential to the individual distributors' ability to be successful. Upline support consists of coaching, training, and mentoring for distributors, which enables them to expand their business and make progress toward their objectives. Nevertheless, there are circumstances in which upline help could not be easily available or might be cut off for a variety of reasons.

When an Amway Ambot is abandoned by their upline, the individual may experience feelings of disorientation and confusion on how to proceed with their business. They can have a difficult time finding new customers, building their downline, or navigating the complex world of Amway if they do not have the appropriate direction and support.

In times like these, it is imperative that Amway Ambots take initiative and look for fresh sources of assistance and advice in order to navigate the challenges they face. This could involve reaching out to other upline distributors, attending Amway events or meetings, or contacting Amway's customer care team for advice.

In spite of the difficulties they may experience, it is essential for Amway Ambots to maintain their concentration and dedication to the business objectives they have set for themselves. They will be able to overcome the challenges they are facing and establish a prosperous Amway business if they maintain their motivation and keep working as hard as they can.

In conclusion, the Amway Ambot Gets Ditched by Ship scenario can be a trying experience for Amway distributors who are in a position where they do not have assistance from their upline. Ambots can, however, overcome these hurdles and establish a successful Amway business by having the initiative to seek out new sources of instruction and assistance as well as by acting on their own initiative. It is essential for Ambots to maintain their concentration and dedication to the accomplishment of their objectives, and to keep up their laborious efforts even in the face of opposition.

Ambot Leaves A Comment About The Latest Amway Ambot Scam

 An Amway Ambot showed up here to inform us of the latest scam being perpetrated by the company.

“The Better Business Bureau has recognised Amway as one of the greatest home-based business opportunities.”

One of the things that Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs) are not allowed to do or not do is brag about Amway's association with or lack of affiliation with the Better Business Bureau - BBB – according to the company's terms and conditions. It is one of the reasons why an Amway Independent Business Owner (IBO) can be fired.

In the event if Amway actually followed through with following its own conditions of conduct, they would be forced to fire their entire commissioned sales staff. LOL!!! I went to a lot of Amway meetings, and the fucking morons in our Amway upline were always talking about their fictitious affiliations with the Better Business Bureau. Numerous Amway morons with brainwashed beliefs show up on this blog and make comments implying that Amway is in cahoots with the Better Business Bureau (BBB).

So much for adhering to the IBO's code of conduct! Amway ambots give their employer the big old FUCK YOU and are constantly talking about any imaginary Amway association with the Better Business Bureau. According to Amway ambots that have been brainwashed, it appears that the BBB is licking Amway's ass and sucking dick.

Anyone who visits the BBB website will be able to find out the truth. Any business that want to be accredited by the Better Business Bureau must submit an application and pay an annual fee. Amway is one of the firms that contribute to this effort. Companies are not required to comply with this requirement. What I don't get is why Amway continues to pay the BBB charge, and it doesn't really matter to me. The Better Business Bureau (BBB) is designed to act as a go-between when consumers have complaints about a firm. When the Better Business Bureau receives a customer complaint, they convey it to the business and provide them with a time by which they must react. In order to maintain good standing with the Better Business Bureau, the company must react within the specified time frame. They are under no obligation to respond positively to the customer. It is not necessary for a company to be affiliated with the Better Business Bureau in order for them to handle any complaints that are forwarded to them. It is in their best interests to answer because the Better Business Bureau assigns a rating to the company based on whether or not they responded.

It is clearly stated on the Better Business Bureau website that they do not endorse any one business, product, or service. This is done to ensure that they remain an unbiased third party in conflict settlement and to build public confidence in their ability to be fair.

So, what's the most recent ruse that Amway ambots have concocted this time? In order to distinguish themselves from one another, the Better Business Bureau has been renamed to the "better business burow." Although it retains the same pronunciation, Amway Ambots have developed a new word: "burow." Scamway is still trying to dupe people into believing that Scamway is - to paraphrase the stupid little Amway asshole that made the previous remark - "one of the best home biz chances." I suppose ambots can claim anything they want about the fake "better business bureau," but the rest of the world is aware that the genuine Better Business Bureau, which has a similar sounding name, does not rate home-based business prospects. According to this false ass "better business burow" that Amway ambots are now spouting about, home-based enterprises are rated higher than other firms. Amway con artists are a scumbag. And why would you show up on a blog that is dedicated to calling out Amway jerks and bragging about Amway's latest fraud in order to spread the news about Amway's latest scam and lies to the entire world?

You have to come up with some more pretend businesses that love you to death when you're a pretend business owner running a pretend firm, like this fictional "better business bureau" that grades Amway in imagined terms that the real BBB doesn't get involved in because it's a sham.

Suck a dick and kiss his ass. The Amway ambot guidelines are important to follow.

Your Dreams Will Have An Expiration Date If You Join Amway

 If you decide to join Amway, your dreams will have an expiration date.

Amway is a ruse to get you to buy into a pipe fantasy. Having your own business is a dream come true. It's every person's ambition to have a home, a fleet of sports vehicles, luxury vacations, and so on. Amway cult leaders claim that becoming an Amway Ambot is the key to realising your ambitions. However, this is not the case.

As it turns out, Amway is all about making your worst fantasies come true!

At Amway meetings, the cult leader emphasises the importance of selling dreams. On numerous occasions, they will go around the room and ask people what their dreams are. Also included are items that are quite common among people like as a house, an expensive automobile, and holidays. On top of that, there's the stuff that requires you to have mega-star status in order to purchase. In Amway, you may achieve great things. Whatever. Daydreams. Pretend to be in business.

The Amway cult leaders are constantly interested in learning about your dreams so that they can use them against you at a later time. Perhaps you are currently renting an apartment and have aspirations to purchase your own home. The Amway cult leaders will likely push you to fantasise about mansions worth millions of dollars, even if you are thinking about a smaller residence at the moment. It was paid for in cash, of course!

After a few months, the Ambot comes to the conclusion that Amway is a scam. Every month, the Ambot spends hundreds of dollars on Amway items, investments in the tool scam, and attendance at Amway meetings and conventions. And it's all for a tiny fee of roughly $10 per month from Scamway in return. Perhaps the Ambot has finally read the fine print in Amway's material and realised that just a minuscule fraction of 1 percent of IBOs would make any money from their business. Perhaps the Ambot goes online and gathers information from other people who have fallen victim to the Amway fraud and reads their accounts of their financial and emotional devastation as a result of the deception.

It's time to get out of here. Any business opportunity with a failure record of more than 99 percent was a lousy idea to get involved with in the first place. I should have paid attention to the fine print. I should have taken the time to read the stories of former Amway cult members sooner.

The best course of action is to simply leave the Amway cult in peace. Avoid purchasing any more shoddy, expensive Amway items. If you receive phone calls or texts from the jerks in your Amway upline, ignore them. However, the majority of ambots wind up telling some jerk in their upline that they're quitting. Afterwards, the ambot is told that he cannot give up now because success is just around the corner. “I have a feeling you're about to do something incredibly big.”

Is it possible that the ambot will stick around for a little while longer so that the jerks in his Amway upline may make a few more dollars off him? Alternatively, he may just state, "Fuck you, I'm outta here."

At some point, the jerks in the Amway upline make fun of the Ambot, saying things like "I guess your dream wasn't big enough." And then the bastards insult you by saying, "I guess you'll never be able to afford a home." Consider all of the properties that will never have a resident because you left Amway. It is entirely your fault that these homes will never be occupied. Loser!

It doesn't matter what your dream is or how big it is; there's a greater than 99 percent probability that it will never come true while you're a member of Amway. At the top of the Amway pyramid, there are just a few of cult leaders who are generating money, primarily from selling tickets to ambots who want to attend a meeting and hear what they have to say. That's where the money is, after all. You won't get rich by pleading with everyone you know to buy costly vitamins and laundry soap and lure other people into joining the Amway cult.

The ambot is now dealing with the fucking assholes in his Amway upline who are sneering at him and telling him that his dream isn't large enough because he couldn't fund the mansion after being defrauded out of his money by Amway.

This particular dream had an expiration date attached to it. Because of the Amway Cult of Greed, the dream was probably only valid for a few months throughout the time spent there.

If you leave the Amway cult, your dream will come to an end. Assuming it was even the Ambot's dream in the first place.

Would You Buy Travel Services From An Amway Ambot?

 According to what I've read, Amazon is planning to offer travel services. Possibly, they are already doing so on their web-based services platform.

That got me thinking about whether or not Amway will mimic and provide something similar. You know how Amway's commissioned sales representatives are constantly comparing themselves to Amazon, and it appears that travel is something that Amway will replicate.

All right, now we can all laugh at how Amway believes they are superior to Amazon.

Amazon delivers things that people truly want to buy at reasonable costs, which makes it a popular shopping destination. Amway sells costly, mediocre products that no one, save for brainwashed ambots, is interested in purchasing. Over 95 percent of Amway's client base is comprised of independent business owners (IBOs). Amway consumers who have not paid an annual membership fee to become a commissioned salesman are fewer than 5 percent of the company's total customer base. Despite the fact that I may be going out on a limb here, I have a strong suspicion that Amazon's client base does not rely only on 95 percent of its own employees to generate the majority of their sales! LOL! In the interest of full disclosure, I believe that the vast majority of Amazon's customers are not on the payroll of the company. The online retailer Amazon offers free shipping on orders of $25 or more. Customers who spend $750 or more with Amway receive free shipping. And, given the high cost of Amway products, it is possible to claim that it will not take long for someone to reach the required minimum quantity in any case.

When you take a deeper look at Amazon's travel offerings, you'll see that it's all about hotels. Almost as if the number of websites that provide hotels at reasonable prices isn't already overwhelming. Who knows what will happen. Perhaps Amazon will be able to snag some good offers. They will also be offering other travel-related things that they already sell, such as travel guides and suitcases, in addition to what they already sell.

When it comes to travel services, would Amway jump on the bandwagon, given that Amazon is blazing a trail and Ambots are always gloating about how Amway is the same as Amazon? What type of travel would Scamway promote? Due to the fact that Peter Island is owned by one of Amway's shareholders, I'm confident they'll begin by selling hotel rooms there. Would Amway get into a relationship with Motel 6 and sell their rooms at $400/night? Let's see. a sales pitch from Amway Ambot: "Our high costs are a reflection of our exceptional quality." Reality has to be inflated significantly in order for Amway's owners and top-of-the-pyramid cult leaders to make large sums of money while the rest of their commissioned sales force makes pennies on their commission.

As a result of their colossal blunders, normal human beings would not put their trust in any of the travel services they sell. Occasionally, ambots will receive pity purchases from friends and family who aren't bothered by overpaying a few hundred dollars per night for an exorbitant hotel room so that their loved one can make a few pennies commission. The difficulty is that when they arrive at the hotel, they would discover that Amway has screwed up and that there is no registration in their name.

In the same vein as everything else Amway, stay the hell away from Amway scammers unless you want your life to be messed up completely.

Amway Travel Services is a company that provides transportation services. That brings a smile to my face.

You will only be guaranteed to visit the poorhouse if you purchase an Amway ticket.

Would You Consider Purchasing Travel Services From an Amway Ambot?

Amway is one of the greatest multi-level marketing firms in the world, and throughout the years it has amassed both a large following and a considerable amount of negative attention. Independent Business Owners (IBOs) of Amway are well-known for selling a diverse selection of items, which may include those related to health and wellness, beauty, or home care. On the other hand, some IBOs also provide extra services including making travel arrangements for their clients. These individuals utilize the Amway business model, but their primary concentration is on promoting and selling travel-related products and services. They are sometimes referred to as "Amway Ambots," and they operate within the Amway framework. In this essay, we will investigate the possibility of acquiring travel services from an Amway Amway and analyze the benefits as well as the potential drawbacks that are linked with making such a choice.

Amway, which stands for "the American Way" and was established in 1959, is a multi-level marketing organization that sells its products through a network of independent distributors. Individuals interested in starting their own businesses have the chance to become Independent Business Owners (IBOs) with this company and earn money through direct sales and by recruiting others to join the business. Some IBOs have expanded their product lines to include travel services in order to diversify their revenue streams and take use of the fact that Amway's product portfolio comprises a wide range of brands and goods across a variety of markets.

Benefits to Purchasing Travel Services from an Amway Representative Amway:

One of the potential benefits of obtaining travel services from an Amway Amway is the customized and hands-on approach they may be able to deliver. This may also add to the convenience of the transaction. Because Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs) frequently establish personal ties with their clients, they are able to build travel itineraries to their clients' exact interests, resulting in a more individualized experience.

As a result of their affiliation with Amway, Amway Ambots may have access to special offers, discounted prices, and bundled vacation packages in addition to having the potential to take advantage of unique bargains. Customers that are interested in booking flights, lodgings, car rentals, or vacation packages may be able to save money as a result of this and receive more value as a result as well.

Support and assistance: Amway Ambots are often trained in customer care and may give a higher level of support and assistance compared to traditional online travel agencies. This is because Amway Ambots are able to leverage their expertise in the field. They are able to advise and assist customers throughout the entirety of the travel booking process, answering any questions, problems, or concerns that may crop up in the course of their journey.

Loyalty programs and reward chances: As part of their Amway company, Ambots may offer additional incentives to their clients, such as loyalty programs, reward opportunities, or cashback possibilities. These perks have the potential to improve the quality of the trip as a whole and to foster a sense of brand loyalty in the relationship between the consumer and the Amway Amway.

Possible worries and factors to take into consideration:

Although Amway Ambots may offer individualized assistance, there is a possibility that they might not supply all of the trip alternatives that are now available. Ambots, in contrast to conventional travel agencies and online booking platforms, which have access to a wide inventory of flights, hotels, and other services, may only be able to provide customers with a limited selection of available options to choose from.

Before deciding to make a purchase from an Amway Ambot for travel services, it is vital to evaluate the level of competence and industry knowledge that the Amway Ambot possesses. Although they may be experienced in selling Amway items, their comprehension of the company is lacking.

Absence of transparency When working with Amway Ambots, one of the major concerns that may arise is that there is a lack of transparency regarding price and commissions. Due to the fact that Amway utilizes a multi-level marketing structure, it is essential to guarantee that the pricing of all travel services is both reasonable and competitive, and that there are no additional costs or markups.

Accountability and professionalism: While some Amway Ambots may have years of experience and handle their work in a professional manner, some Amway Ambots may not have the same level of professionalism that is anticipated from specialized travel companies. Before committing to the Amway Amway's travel services, it is essential to conduct extensive research and investigate the company, ensuring that they have a solid track record and positive feedback from previous clients.

Limited recourse in case of problems: In the event of any complications, such as flight cancellations, accommodation problems, or disagreements, clients may have challenges in addressing these issues with an Amway Amway. Examples of such problems include flight cancellations, accommodation problems, and conflicts. Ambots, in contrast to more traditional travel agencies or internet platforms, might not have the same amount of assistance or the same set of standards in place to deal with these kinds of circumstances.

Dependence on the Amway business model Another factor to take into account is the inbuilt reliance on the Amway business model that is present whenever travel services are purchased from an Amway Amway. Customers may find that they are unwittingly contributing to the upkeep of the multi-level marketing structure by virtue of the fact that a portion of their payments may be allocated to the payment of commissions and bonuses to Amway IBOs who were engaged in the transaction.

Purchasing travel services from an Amway Amway can provide a number of benefits, but it also carries the possibility of drawbacks. Although customized service, bundled packages, and additional incentives may be enticing, it is important to keep in mind that there are restrictions on the available options, there is a possibility that there is a lack of transparency, and that Amway's business model must be relied upon. To ensure that you are making an educated choice on your trip purchase, it is essential to undertake extensive research, read reviews, and compare the various offerings from a number of different sources. When contemplating the purchase of travel services from an Amway or another organization that engages in multi-level marketing in a manner analogous to that of Amway, it is imperative to place a high level of importance on professionalism, responsibility, and the overall trip experience.

Where’s Your Name List Demands Amway Cult Leader

 Our Amway upline instructed Ambot and me to compile a list of everyone we knew and send it to them. As a result, they provided us with a prompt sheet to utilise to assist stimulate our memories and realise that we know more people than we believe we do. All of our friends and acquaintances that we don't know but who we already know. Friends, family, the cashier at the gas station, the mailman, the garbageman, and other random people were on this list of prompts. I don't recall any of the suggestions that were on the list. Working on a list wasn't something I was particularly enthusiastic about. An Amway ambot list was a list of persons who were doomed to be harassed into attending Amway meetings, being conned into becoming an IBO, or being coerced into purchasing useless, overpriced, and shabby-looking Amway products. I made the decision to be difficult and only named people I knew who were also known by Ambot, which left out a lot of folks I went to school with and past employees from prior to meeting Ambot.

When it came to getting involved in Amway for the second time, the biggest obstacle was that we had already pestered everyone we knew the first time to attend an Amway meeting or purchase Amway products on our dime. Any names on our list would be tormented once more in order to be shown a board of directors' plan.

Our Platinum bragged about having a list of 1000 persons at any given moment. He did, in fact, show us his notebook, which included pages and pages of names, many of which had notations written next them. In order to make new friends on Facebook, he suggested that you snipe the friends of your Facebook friends and add them to your friend list instead. It's possible that you have hundreds of people on your Amway contact list and have never met any of them in person. Within the first couple of weeks of signing up for Amway, Ambot and I had compiled a list of over 200 people, which he then presented to the Platinum level of the organisation.

It is one thing to compile a list of a group of people that you might encounter on a regular basis over the course of a month. But it's another thing entirely to really have their phone numbers or to know them well enough to inquire about their contact information. I'm referring to the number of people that approach the water metre reader and ask for his house number. Raise your hands if you are an Ambot! What about when I'm in a Starbucks setting? The difference between ordering a triple venti raspberry mocha with an additional shot of espresso and whipped cream at my favourite coffee shop and asking for her phone number is that the former is more formal.

I believe Ambot wrote down the names of every former co-worker he had ever had, despite the fact that he had lost touch with them and had no idea how to get in touch with them again.

So we had a list of names of folks who were meant to be bugged into attending Amway meetings, and we were ready to go. I'm sure Ambot glanced at it from time to time and contacted someone whose number he genuinely possessed in order to hound them into attending an Amway meeting. We can't do anything about the persons on our name list whose phone numbers we don't know because we don't have them. Despite the fact that we and other IBOs were instructed to create a list and present it to the Platinum as proof that we had done so, no one in our upline ever mentioned the list or referred to it again, nor did anyone inquire as to whether or not we were contacting any of the people on our name list.

In other words, one of the first things our upline required of us was to compile a list of names of individuals we knew, categorise them as either hot or cold prospects, and then they didn't care whether or not we contacted any of these people.

In order for the upline to succeed, it was more vital for them to badger their downline into purchasing more items and tools than it was for them to follow up on their name list and what exactly they were accomplishing with their name list. Or, at the very least, in our WWDB community. As for the phoney ass leadership training programme that it was - known as World Wide Destructive Bastards owing to the major training of damaging relationships of its ambots if they had a significant other who did not want to waste their money on this scam - it was a dreadful piece of work.

I found it out with a little help from former Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs) after we had long since left the Amway cult. The IBO is hoping that the name list will give them reason to be hopeful. Even if the IBO is having difficulty persuading prospects to attend an Amway meeting or finding customers to purchase pricey, substandard Amway items, there is still hope as long as there are still names on the list. I'm holding out hope that there's still a slim chance of signing up a downline. Hoping to locate a customer who is willing to pay an excessive amount of money for an Amway product rather than buying at their grocery store for a superior product at an affordable price.

Sell the illusion of hope! It's not the soap, either!

The Amway Fairy Tale About Smashing Alarm Clocks

 In keeping with our previous piece on Amway Ambots stomping on the alarm clock, here's another one. When I'm reading over previous blogs to recycle them, I'll occasionally glance at comments and decide to convert them into a new post of their own. One from blogger David Brear when the smash the alarm clock post was initially published, in which he talks about the smash the alarm clock phenomenon, and because he always copiesrights anything he posts online, I've included it in this section.

David's blog can be found on the reading list at the top right of this website, under the heading "MLM." The American Dream Has Turned Into a Nightmare

You are correct in that it was my deluded Ambot brother's ambition to tell his despised boss to screw his despised job and then drive off into the sunset in a stretch limo, as you are well aware of.

He did regularly read 'Amway' comic-book stories relating to how his 'Upline leaders' had all gone through this ritual transformation ceremony - spending many grey years reluctantly turning-up to their detested-jobs in tatty secondhand cars as miserable, inferior people. I don't know whether he ever acted out this guided-fantasy (i.e. rented the limo), or whether he ever smashed his detested-alarm-clock.

The footage of the formerly-deluded, Ambot "Emerald," Eric Scheibeler shooting his detested-alarm clock on the "Dateline" exposé of "Amway/Quixtar" from 2003 is undoubtedly well-known to you by this point. (Anna here – to view the video David refers to, go to the More Information About Amway section on the right side of this website and select the Dateline videos link.)

It is also crucial to recall that, prior to his descend into the stuffy darkness of the Ambot bunker, Eric had worked as a US Marine Reserve officer and as a federal auditor for the United States government. When Eric eventually emerged from the cult and saw the light of day for the first time, he began to realise what a horrible price he had paid. Although first racked by remorse and suicidal (this was primarily due to his abrupt discovery that he had been brainwashed and had been used to deceive thousands of people, including friends and family members), he eventually came to terms with his situation.

As you are aware, Eric (who is a very unusual individual) was eventually able to publish a book in which he boldly admitted that he had lost 10 years of his life participating in a pernicious, self-gratifying, cultic game of make-believe that he had created for himself. Eric lost a total of $100 thousand dollars, but he was able to pass on approximately $4 million dollars to his own 'Upline' commanders. (This money was derived primarily from the fraudulent sale of publications, recordings, tickets to meetings, and other exclusive materials under the pretence that these exclusive materials contained secrets vital to achieving success in the Ambot business.) Eric's 'Downline' commanders were able to pass on approximately $4 million dollars.

His unthinking 'Downline,' on the other hand, was completely unaware that Eric was acting as a machine trained to tell scripted lies and serve as a smiling decoy for the 'Amway' organisation. Rather than using his own money to fund his Ambot slavery/addiction, he had covertly sold off his own possessions and taken on debt to pay for it.

My brother, in contrast to Eric Scheibeler, is a moral coward who is unable to face the truth when the time comes. His Ambot servitude and addiction were also financed, initially through the use of hidden assets from his own possessions, and afterwards through robbing from his own family.

It's difficult to acknowledge that my brother's 55th birthday is today. Since the mid-1990s, I haven't seen or spoken with him in person. Even at that point, I wasn't speaking to him; instead, I was speaking to a computer programme. I was repeatedly told a series of rehearsed lies by this jovial Ambot decoy, including the following:

-"I am unable to communicate with you!"

-'Get a grip! Get a life! 'You are a negative loser,' says the author.

-'You are too self-centered to comprehend how this Business functions by assisting others!'

-'There are literally billions of dollars on the line!'

- 'Within ten years, every supermarket in the United Kingdom will be closed!

-'The Amway company is taking over the world!"

My brother is the most misguided of all the Ambots I've come across over the years. However, he is not the only one who has been brainwashed by the 'MLM' fairytale.

David Brear is a writer and musician from the United Kingdom (copyright 2012)

The Amway Fairy Tale: Shattering the Alarm Clock and Embracing Personal Freedom is the title of this book.

An entrancing fairy story is told within the arena of Amway, which is a multinational direct-selling corporation. This fairy tale speaks of slamming alarm clocks as a metaphor for achieving one's independence and personal freedom. This story has the power to captivate the imagination of people who are looking for a life that is liberated from the restrictions of conventional job. In this piece, we will delve into the symbolism that lies beneath the Amway fairy tale, investigating its underlying message and advocating a balanced perspective on personal fulfillment. Specifically, we will look at how the Amway fairy tale was adapted into a marketing campaign for Amway.

The Tragic Story of Destruction Caused by Alarm Clocks:

Once upon a time, in a nation where conformity and regularity were king and queen, a young woman by the name of Emily found herself ensnared in the mundane cycle of a work that ran from nine in the morning to five in the afternoon. She would groggily open her eyes when she heard the piercing sound of her alarm clock, which signaled the beginning of another day filled with duties and responsibilities that allowed little room for personal development or fulfillment.

Emily had been stuck in a rut for quite some time, and one day, just as she was daydreaming of a life outside the confines of her daily routine, a seductive Amway representative showed up with the promise of financial independence. Emily listened to the stories of entrepreneurs, financial independence, and breaking free from the old restraints of employment with wide-eyed astonishment. She was inspired to start her own business.

Emily set out on a path toward a more fulfilling and fulfilled version of herself after becoming enthralled by the attraction of the Amway possibility. She discovered the fundamentals of direct selling, the significance of self-belief, and the significance of perseverance in the context of a community of people who shared similar values and beliefs. Emily's self-assurance in her capacity to steer her own course of events deepened with each new step that she took.

Emily's journey toward becoming an entrepreneur advanced to the point that she began to identify with the metaphorical act of destroying alarm clocks. This action signified her independence from the constraints of a conventional career, a proclamation of her own freedom, and a dedication to pursuing her own goals and ambitions in life. It exemplified her defiance against the humdrum routine that controlled her day-to-day existence and her acceptance of a life that was defined by adaptability, self-determination, and the possibility of endless expansion.

Beyond the Fairy Tale: Towards a More Realistic Perspective:

It is essential to view this narrative with a balanced perspective in order to get the most out of it, despite the fact that the Amway fairy tale of breaking alarm clocks captivates the imagination and satisfies the need for personal freedom. Instead of being a literal call to destroy timekeeping systems, the act of shattering alarm clocks serves as a metaphorical representation for the destruction of such devices. It is a symbol of the yearning for freedom and the wish to live a life that is in harmony with one's individual interests, goals, and dreams.

Nevertheless, it is crucial to understand that traditional employment may provide many individuals with stability, financial security, and a sense of purpose. It does not, in and of itself, impose limitations or be inferior. The path towards personal fulfillment is distinct for each individual, and what is successful for one person may not be successful for another.

Amway and other direct-selling opportunities can in fact provide the possibility of achieving financial independence, fostering personal development, and giving one the freedom to choose one's own schedule. However, in order to be successful in such endeavors, one must dedicate themselves, work diligently, and give great thought to the items or services that are being advertised.

The slamming of alarm clocks in the fairy tale told by Amway serves as a potent metaphor for individual liberty and freedom. It encapsulates the aspiration to break away from the constraints of conventional employment and to embrace a life that is driven by passion, autonomy, and the possibility of limitless growth.

It is essential to approach the story with an open mind in order to get the most out of it, despite the fact that it encourages people to search for different ways to achieve personal fulfillment. Many people find security and a sense of purpose in their lives through traditional employment, and there are many different ways to achieve personal fulfillment.

In the end, the Amway fairy story teaches us to reflect on our own ambitions and wishes, and to select lifestyles that are congruent with our core beliefs, unique abilities, and life goals. Seeking personal fulfillment and leading an authentic life with meaning, regardless of whether one opts for traditional work, starting one's own business, or some combination of the three is essential for success.

Mortgage Your House To Bless The Great Amway God

 I received a letter from a reader who had mortgaged their home in order to purchase Amway products.

People act in this manner for what seems like no apparent reason.

All of this is part of Amway's "Sell the Hope, Not the Soap" marketing push. We attend Amway events when the Diamonds take the stage and tell their storey of overcoming adversity. Every one of them has the same rags to riches storey, but they all tell it in a slightly different way. My suspicion is that these cretins got together to brainstorm what fables they could tell to the ambots in the audience, who were eager to eat every false word from their favourite cult leaders.

It is customary for the Diamond family's hard luck stories to begin with the husband and wife both working low wage jobs when a beloved friend came along to teach them the Amway business plan. All of them appear to have borrowed $20 from their aunt in order to put petrol in their cars so that they could attend the first Amway gathering. And the rest, as they say, is history. This is the stuff of which Amway fairy tales are formed. To get to Amway functions, Ambots are ordered to do whatever it takes by their cult leaders to get there. They neglect to mention that the real reason they require a large number of attendees is that it is at these occasions that the Diamonds generate the majority of their money from the Amway tool fraud. Their shady counsel includes skipping a few meals, skipping a mortgage payment, or taking out a second mortgage on your home, among other things. You'll have enough money left over to attend Amway gatherings as a result of this.

These ambots are subjected to great amounts of brainwashing in order to cause them to do stupid things in order to make their cult leaders even richer.

Are you considering mortgaging your home in order to purchase Amway products? How many of the shoddy, expensive Amway products does one individual really require? I think it all depends on whether or not they intend to reach their 1000 pin goal on their own - with no help from their downline or clients - that month. Alternatively, 2500 pin or 5000 pin could be used. For example, if you take any of those PV pin figures, that means that the dumb ass ambot is spending thousands of dollars per month to get to that level.

The ambots were brainwashed by their fucking assholes in the Amway upline into mortgaging their home for no other reason than to assist their upline in meeting a target that month. It's likely that it had something to do with an upline Diamond failing to meet qualification requirements, and everyone downline who owned a home was compelled to mortgage it and purchase Amway items as compensation. You assist your upline, and one day someone in your downline will assist you in the same way you assisted your upline.

That's a load of shit!

Is it possible to state "inventory loading"? A clear indication of a pyramid scheme.

My experience with cults has been limited, so I can't claim to comprehend what is going on in the brains of these people who do crazy dumb asses things like mortgaging their homes to purchase Amway items just so they can receive a little credit and praise from their upline.

Even draining my savings account and piling up credit card debt to appease the Amway cult leaders seemed like a bad enough situation. Putting your home at risk, which is likely your most valuable asset, the location where you have a roof over your head and a warm, dry place for your family to live and store their belongings, just because some upline jackass wants more PV to accomplish their monthly goal, is a terrible move on your part.

I've heard far too many stories from former Amway Independent Business Owners who have lost their homes as a result of the Amway scam. In addition, our upline attempted to coerce us into taking out a second mortgage so that we could purchase even more Amway crap from them. Ambot was convinced that this was the correct thing to do solely on the basis of the words of some upline Amway douchebag. Unfortunately for him, his name is not the only one on the deed, and I'm not going to put up the house because some vile fucking Amway guy who I despise has instructed me to do so.

In order to express our gratitude to all of the fucking Amway bastards in our upline, let us simply say FUCK YOU.

Yes, that's right. It's no surprise that those filthy idiots worked so hard to bring our marriage to an end. Once the ambot's money supply runs out and the wife/husband refuses to use their credit card or sign away the family home or car, there is nothing left for those cretins to do but end the relationship completely.

As all good tiny Amway cult leaders must do in order to survive.

It's been dubbed "revenge" for the PV not being as high as they desired.

Can you imagine what would happen to a house that was put into foreclosure as a result of the Amway scam? Evicting the family, the sheriff then goes in with a crew to remove their possessions and store them in a storage facility. And what exactly are they taking away? Plenty of $50 Perfect Water bottles, as well as XS piss water boxes, nasty Amway Nutrilite snack bars boxes, and enough bottles of Nutrilite vitamins to clog every toilet in the Trump Tower, are on the way.

Afterwards, if the evicted don't pay the storage fees, the property is put up for auction. Can you tell me whether you saw that one on Storage Wars? Jarrod and Brandy spend a few hundred dollars for the unknown objects hidden inside an abandoned locker, and they end up having boxes and boxes of Amway stuff in exchange.

Bring the dumpster right over here!

Understanding the Risks and Implications of Taking Out a Mortgage to Bless the Great Amway God is the Subject of This Book.

The choice to take out a mortgage on one's home is a major one in terms of one's financial situation and should not be done lightly. Leveraging entails using the value of your property as collateral in order to obtain a loan, most commonly from a financial institution. However, as stated in the article's heading, the concept of "blessing the Great Amway God" by taking out a mortgage on one's home raises a number of problems and calls for a more in-depth investigation of the context. Within the framework of the Amway business model, we will investigate the idea of taking out a mortgage on one's home in this article. Specifically, we will investigate the potential downsides, repercussions, and factors to take into account before making such a choice.

To better understand Amway, consider the following: Amway is a direct selling corporation that sells a variety of consumer goods through a sales force comprised of independent distributors. Individuals can become distributors for the company and start earning money by selling Amway items and recruiting people to join the business as distributors themselves. This is the core of the company's business plan. Distributors have the opportunity to earn commissions and bonuses depending on the total sales volume generated within their own networks of downline distributors, which they are strongly encouraged to establish.

The Concept of a Blessing in the Form of a Mortgage:

It would appear that the term "mortgage your house to bless the Great Amway God" combines aspects of financial commitment and religious language in order to convey the idea of devotion to the Amway business and its possible rewards. Any statements that link mortgaging one's house to Amway's success are likely rooted in individual interpretations or misconceptions, and it is vital to highlight that Amway itself does not promote or endorse such actions. This is a crucial fact to keep in mind.

Implications and Dangers Involved with Mortgages:

When you take out a mortgage on your home, you expose your property to the possibility of losing it. In the event that you are unable to make the required loan payments, you run the risk of having your home foreclosed on. Before you even think about taking such a move, you need to make sure you can afford the mortgage payments by conducting a thorough analysis of your current financial status.

Dependence on Amway: If you take out a mortgage on your home in order to invest in the Amway business, you may find yourself with an unhealthy level of dependence on the company's achievements. The direct selling industry is quite cutthroat, and there is no assurance that one will be successful there. It is not a prudent strategy to derive one's whole income from Amway because the company is vulnerable to the ups and downs of the market as well as shifts in the preferences of its customers.

The payments on your mortgage take a sizeable amount of your monthly income, which means you will have less money available for other expenses. You run the risk of missing out on other investment possibilities or achieving other financial goals if you devote a significant amount of your income to the repayment of your loans. It is crucial to compare the prospective rewards of mortgaging your home to those of other investment possibilities before making the decision to do so.

Impact on Emotions and Psychology The strain of using your home as collateral for a business enterprise can generate emotional and psychological distress, such as worry and anxiety. It is essential that you give careful consideration to the emotional toll that a choice like this could have on you and your loved ones. It should be of the utmost importance to look out for their health and safety.

Ethical Considerations The employment of words pertaining to religion or spirituality with the intention of endorsing financially risky behaviors can be exploitative and manipulative. Skepticism and a critical evaluation of any claims or promises made in this context are both crucial components of a successful response.

Using Good Judgment When Making Financial Decisions:

It is essential to adhere to a sensible decision-making process if you are debating a significant choice regarding your finances, such as whether or not to get a mortgage on your home. Take into consideration the steps below:

Examine Your Current Financial Situation by Taking into Account Your Income, Expenses, and Obligations to Pay Back Debt. Do the math to establish how much you are capable of borrowing and whether or not you can easily afford the mortgage payments.

Conduct Extensive Research on the Amway Business Model Conduct extensive research on the Amway business model, including its track record as well as the possible risks and rewards that may be involved. Seek the guidance of knowledgeable persons or specialists in the financial industry who are able to provide an unbiased evaluation.

It is important to spread out your investments and not put all of your eggs in one basket. To lower your exposure to risk and increase the amount of possible return on your investments, you should think about diversifying them over a variety of asset classes and business opportunities.

Seek the Counsel of specialists: Speak with financial advisors, accountants, or legal specialists who are able to provide customized advice based on your unique set of circumstances. They are able to assist you in gaining an understanding of the potential hazards, as well as the legal and tax ramifications, that are associated with mortgaging your home.

The decision to mortgage your home is a significant one, so you should conduct thorough research, use good judgment, and take into account all of the potential risks and repercussions before making the commitment. It's important to approach statements like "mortgage your house to bless the Great Amway God" with caution and seek the guidance of an expert, even though the phrase "mortgage your house to bless the Great Amway God" may sound enticing. In the end, keeping one's financial situation stable and making decisions based on accurate information should take precedence above any promises or endorsements that sound religious in nature.

How Can You Be So Dumb To Stay In Amway

 Someone recently found their way to this blog after searching for "how can you be so stupid as to quit Amway" and ending up here. This person is certainly a dumb ass brainwashed Amway IBO.

They eventually arrived at this piece, in which I stated that if you are an Amway Independent Business Owner (IBO), you have most likely been indoctrinated into believing that Amway is the best business opportunity in the world. Initially, I was convinced that the ambot was going to leave me some prepared Amspeak words of crap, but it appears that they witnessed their predecessor being punished in the manner of Anna Banana and quietly walked on.

Amway cult leaders prey on a diverse range of people, many of whom are poor, but one of their most promising targets is the working class, particularly those who dislike their employment. These individuals may despise their occupations yet have been unable to find alternative employment due to a lack of skills, advanced age, transportation difficulties, or other factors. These individuals believe they have reached the end of the road in their lives. It's a promising possibility because Amway cult leaders know these folks have an income and, in some cases, credit cards, and they can bullshit them along in the Amway scam for a time, convincing them to buy Amway items and tools in exchange for their money. They instil confidence in these individuals by informing them that they now own their own firm. The cult leaders are also poisoning these workers against their employment by sneering at them, telling them that they have a J.O.B. - Just Over Broke - and that's all they'll ever be unless they become an Amway "Independent Business Owner." Abot must believe that they are superior than everyone else because they are a member of Amway, and that everyone else who is not a member of Amway is a loser before the brainwashing is considered complete. A bankrupt loser. In addition, everyone who leaves Amway is a loser and a quitter, because their dream was not large enough to begin with. Generally speaking, ambots have terrible, negative attitudes, and they are unlikely to remain much longer in their despised jobs, one way or another. However, for a small period of time, they are convinced that Amway is the only option available to them in order to escape a job they despise.

How could you be so naive as to decide to leave Amway?

The more important question is, "How could you be so stupid as to stay in Amway?"

The Amway pyramid scam only generates income for the people at the top of the pyramid - the Diamonds - who derive the majority of their income from the sale of motivational CDs and books, as well as the sale of tickets to events at which they are invited to speak. Every time an IBO in their downline purchases Amway products, they receive a commission from Amway. When compared to the proceeds from the tool scam, this is pennies on the dollar. According to Amway's own literature, less than one percent of independent company owners (IBOs) will generate money in this enterprise. That represents a failure rate of more than 99 percent. The vast majority of people are not foolish enough to venture into a business with a high failure rate. In this case, it is the cult leaders that come in to brainwash the ambots into believing they would be the longshot who truly makes money at Amway, that the figures Amway publishes are a worst-case scenario, and that within six months, they will have made $100,000. Instead of selling soap, sell hope!

If an ambot is stupid enough to stick it out in Amway for any length of time, he or she will almost certainly find themselves in debt of some kind - whether it is credit card debt or bank loans. They may lose their home if they fail to make a few mortgage payments after consulting with their upline, who suggested them to miss a payment and spend the money to attend an Amway function instead. They made a stupid decision by waking up every morning wondering if this is the day they will be evicted as a result of Amway's actions. The option of declaring bankruptcy is the next step. And because the majority of marriages are unable to resist this level of pressure, the next stage will be dissolution.

The people who have left Amway are not the ones who made the wrong decision. The Amway quitters are wise and courageous, and they have most likely spared a calamity that many ambots are destined to experience.

Bring Prospects To Amway Meetings Or Be Abused

 At every Amway meeting, the Platinum cult leader would slap all of the IBOs in the face and tell them they were failures since no one was bringing in new prospects.

That is exactly what happens when you are a participant in a pyramid scam. There are very few people that are amenable to being duped, and finding them is difficult!

Ambot spent many hours each week attempting to persuade friends, family, and people he had never met before to attend a meeting. Someone would occasionally give in after a few hours of being harassed and agree to see the board plan, but they would never show up and would spend weeks or months avoiding calls from Ambot.

Because of the Amway cult, one of our formerly close friends has refused to have anything to do with us even after years have passed. He did, in fact, come out and meet some ambots, whom he found repulsive. Come on in and join the fun!

Amway meetings were no longer on my calendar. I refused to go somewhere where the fucking asshole Platinum was going to be present, and I was right. He was a horrible, wicked cult leader who propagated negativity, drained the bank accounts of those beneath him in the Amway pyramid, and destroyed relationships with those beneath him. Yes, exactly the type of sack of poo that everyone wishes they had in their lives! That damned bastard's rotting in hell can't arrive soon enough in my opinion!

The Amway cult had been hounding a friend for months, and our friend had been putting him off with one pretext after another, until Ambot finally gave up. No, I'm not kidding. Amway meetings are only attended by ambots, who are the only individuals who wish to attend. There are no takers among those who do not want anything to do with the Amway organisation. The fact that our acquaintance failed to show up at our house and accompany Ambot to the Amway cult meeting was not a huge surprise to us. Likewise, when Ambot contacted to find out where he was, he didn't pick up the phone or answer. The Amway witching hour was approaching at eight o'clock, and the guest Ambot had boasted about to everyone he knew about was nowhere to be found. Ambot pleaded with me to accompany him to the cult meeting, and I agreed, going to the meeting for the first time in months.

After conducting research into the Amway cult and reading first-person accounts from other Amway victims, I was ready to make my decision. All of them told us the identical narrative that we told them. The same lies were spread by their cult leaders as I had heard. The financial losses sustained by some former cult members were considerable, resulting in bankruptcy and the foreclosure of their residences. Some of the marriages had ended in divorce. It is better to be forewarned than to be unprepared. I was able to catch the cult leader in a variety of deceptions.

A meeting room had been reserved at a nearby hotel, and the speaker would be Emerald, the upline's representative. Before anyone could turn up and be deceived, they were required to pay $10 to the cult's leader. We walked in and took a seat. We stood there and watched as the Platinum bucket of shit went around the room greeting people. He didn't say hello to us despite the fact that he went straight past us a number of times due to the fact that we had chosen aisle seats. You're ignoring us! As if it matters a shit that someone I don't care for won't speak to us. Ambot, for some reason, began to chuckle, and I inquired as to what he found so amusing.

“He won't talk to us because I didn't bring anyone with me to the meeting,” says the author.

That was the cult leader's method of retaliating against his followers. Refusal to recognise their existence. Ostracization. Shunning.

I was pleased with the outcome. It is not often that we are so fortunate as to have the pretentious pile of shit refuse to speak with us.

So screw you, you cretin. When you refuse to communicate with me, it greatly hurts my sentiments. NOT!!!!!

Amway Ambots Ordered To Snipe Prospects At Grocery Stores

 Typically, I do one large food shopping trip each month, with smaller trips for perishable items as needed in between. Due to Amway meetings taking up so much of Ambot's time, we had gotten behind on our grocery shopping and were running low on supplies. We had planned a night out where we would go shopping, and just as we were about to go out the door, his cell phone chirps, indicating that he has received a text message. To which I respond that he should disregard it because the only texts he receives are those from the fucking asses that work in his Amway upline.

To be sure, the conceited jerk who sponsored Ambot and the fucking moron who sponsored him have booked a meeting at Taco Bell for the very next day. I instruct Ambot to tell them to fuck off because we have something else in mind for them. Instead, Ambot demands that we cease and desist from whatever we are doing because these Amway cultists need him to be there at their beck and call at all hours of the day and night. Given that we hadn't had dinner yet, I suggested that I get some Mexican fast food before we went grocery shopping. And I really mean it. Before the store closes for the night.

Except for the fact that they were harassing us about "the business," I have no recollection of what those two jerks wanted from us. Because these two cretins are considerably younger than us, Ambot was of the opinion that they were our upline and that we should treat them as gods and kiss their asses, whereas I was not under any such deluded delusions. My message to those two cretins was unequivocally clear: I needed to get to the grocery store before it closed, despite the fact that they were attempting to get Ambot to stay in Taco Bell so they could discuss some "extremely essential" business strategies. I sort of won this battle since Ambot and I were on our way to the store when those two fucking fools pulled up in their car behind us and followed us. What are they going to get in the grocery store? They were both still living at home with their mothers, who were in charge of the shopping and the cooking.

Those two cretins told Ambot to go to the grocery store and look for prospects. Oh my god, how embarrassing is that? The security guy is standing outside the store, so Ambot leaps on him while I push the grocery cart inside and abandon him to his inane Amway games for the rest of the day. Eventually, Ambot catches up with me and informs me that the security guard is a promising candidate for whom he has obtained his phone number. Isn't that a nasty joke? At first glance, it appears as though he is attempting to pick up a date at the grocery store.

These two upline jerks either grow tired of roaming around the grocery store, or they simply became frustrated with their lack of success sniping consumers, and they leave. They did, however, continue to call and contact Ambot while we were out shopping to check on how the prospecting was going for them. Ambot attempted to strike up a conversation with a couple of other shoppers, but most of them looked at him as if he were some kind of freak, and I pulled the shopping cart as far away from him as I possibly could.

When we approach to the cash register line, Ambot begins conversing with the man in line in front of us, who appears to be in a state of discomfort. Ambot is employing F.O.R.M. on him, as taught at Amway meetings, but he skips over F (Family) and directly to O (Opportunity) (Occupation). Apparently, the man is involved in the creation of computer games or computer software packages. Ambot is able to extract that much information from him before his cell phone rings. It's the pompous jerk who's sponsoring the event. He gets all enthusiastic and tells his upline bastard that he is not going to believe who he is talking to - some dude who invents computer programmes and games - and that he will not believe it. After the call has ended, he returns to the man, who is most likely wishing with all his might that the cashier would move a little faster, and informs him that his friend who was on the phone is interested in a similar vocation (BULLSHIT!) and would like to speak with him at some point. When Ambot asks for his work phone number, the man hesitantly obliges.

My knowledge of whether Ambot or the conceited braggart attempted to contact the man is slim to non-existent. It's likely that the piece of paper on which the number was written was misplaced.

I'm not sure what's more embarrassing: this or this. Faking an interest in someone's professional life in the aim of tricking him into attending an Amway meeting, or snooping on grocery shoppers in order to persuade them to attend Amway meetings.

A common claim made by Amway employees is that there is no other business like theirs. To be honest, I can't think of a single other firm that sends their personnel out to prospect in areas where the majority of people don't want to be harassed by some fanatical Amway cult member.

Amway is a jerk!