Someone looking for "Amway dumb shits" on the internet came into this blog and decided to read it. Our team spends a significant amount of time pointing out the things that Amway ambots do that make them appear to be dumb shits. And don't be concerned. Even if I were to list all of the reasons why Amway IBO's do idiotic things, this post would be several pages long. Instead, I'm going to focus on a couple of points that Amway IBO's like to bring up on this blog and brag about.
What about the ambots who show up here and claim that Amway is accredited by the Better Business Bureau?
What the fuck is going on? Did you not read the Amway code of conduct for independent business owners, you cretinous cretin? It states that Amway is not accredited with the Better Business Bureau and has no affiliation with them, and that Amway independent business owners (IBOs) should refrain from claiming that Amway has any form of link with them because it is just not true. In fact, if you looked at the fine print, you would discover that Amway has the right to terminate you if you violate any of the policies outlined in its code of conduct. If Amway went around firing all of their Independent Business Owners (IBOs) who brag about their BBB accreditation, there would be no one left! So you can rest assured that Amway is not going to fire you, you lying, ignorant shit. You're interested in learning how BBB works. Consumers can file complaints with the Better Business Bureau (BBB) about a company. The Better Business Bureau then submits the complaint to the company and requests a response within a specified time period, such as one month. Because the organisation responds within the time limit, the Better Business Bureau is pleased with their performance and awards them a favourable rating. It does not imply that the company's response must be satisfactory to the customer who lodged the complaint, though. Sometimes the company comes up with a solution that makes the customer happy, but this has nothing to do with how the Better Business Bureau scores them on their performance. It has everything to do with whether or not the company answers to them within a reasonable time frame or simply ignores them.
I'm sure Amway has multiple full-time employees who are responsible for making sure they respond to the BBB before the time restriction expires.
That's exactly what it implies, you obtuse Amway cretin! It does not imply that the Better Business Bureau endorses Amway. I don't believe the Better Business Bureau is permitted to promote any particular firm, but it doesn't stop liars like Amway ambots from talking about it. Who gives a fuck, is the bottom line. Only a bunch of shite ambots.
Aside from how much money Amway made last year, Amway stupid shits prefer to brag about how much money they made in the previous year. Apparently, the most recent ambot to post something to this effect claims that Amway has been in business for more than 50 years and made 11 billion in sales last year, a decrease of about a billion from the year before and a decrease from a couple of years ago when ambots were swarming around this blog gloating about 13 billion in sales. So it appears that the jerks at the top of the pyramid are failing to stir up the cult followers into a large enough frenzy to keep them buying overpriced, substandard Amway items. FYI Amway reported 8.8 billion in sales for 2016 the last time this item was published, and they expect to report 8.5 billion in sales for 2020, indicating that they are remaining flat. It's a fucking lie if any fucking Amway bastards try to convince you that it's significantly higher than that figure.
Amazon began operations in 1994 and expects to generate 386 billion in sales by 2020. When compared to Amway, this shows me that Amazon is a much quicker expanding business that offers a wide selection of products and sells them at a reasonable price to keep people returning. To the best of my knowledge, no one goes about claiming that Amazon is a cult of personality. At the very least, not in a negative sense.
Except for the dumb shits at Amway, no one gives a flying fuck about either the company or the sales figures. For the owners of those businesses, those sales figures represent good news in the sense that they have more money in their bank accounts. How much of those billions of dollars are the company's owners distributing to their workers? In Amway's situation, based on the amount of employees who have come to this location to complain about the poor pay and working conditions, I would guess that there is no profit sharing. My knowledge of Amazon is limited due to the fact that no representatives from the company have been up here to speak on their behalf!
Consequently, perhaps some Amway cretin who is gloating about the fact that Amway's sales are approximately one-fiftieth of Amazon's can throw some light on why Amway's sales figures are such a huge fucking thing and how Amway employees benefit from those stats.
I'm confident that all I'll get from those Amway cretins will be silence.
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