Who is it that is looking for an answer to that nagging question?
How many ambots does it take to change a lightbulb in your house?
The entire "team" is involved!
This is a lowly recently recruited IBO who still has enough room on his credit card to purchase a ridiculously costly piece of junk from Amway.
The area will be cleaned first by another lowly freshly recruited IBO, who will be sent up the ladder first to clean it. IBO slave labour should be freed!
XS cat piss water and disgusting Amway snack bars are on the menu for this lowly recently recruited IBO, who has been assigned the task of providing drinks.
It has been allocated to a committee of five IBOs with the responsibility of determining what should be done with the old lightbulb.
Five more International Brotherhood of Organizations (IBOs) have been assigned to pray that the spirit of darkness has not fallen upon this residence and spread negative energy.
They ask the Platinum for permission before changing the lightbulb, and the Eagle grants that permission to them.
Someone from the crossline who is an expert at changing lightbulbs, but he must first obtain permission from the Emerald before he may associate with the crossline enemy squad.
Platinum, the crossline's representative who is solely present to guarantee that no MLM espionage is taking place.
Ambot's Platinum who arrives to complain and bitch about how he should be spending time with his family instead of being here to "assist" his downline and "bless" the light bulb once it has been fitted.
The Emerald who shows up to tell them all that he doesn't believe in the possibility of change.
The Diamond makes an appearance to offer motivational books on how to achieve success.
Some people believe it is impossible because of a mathematical chance that it will not be accomplished.
You understand that all they needed to do was find one lady who could perform the tasks of twenty men. Who would then point out the glaringly obvious fact that the light isn't even burned out, but rather that it only needed to be screwed into its socket a bit more tightly? They should then bring out the even more obviously evident fact that there were already additional lightbulbs in the cupboard that had been filled up during the last Lowe's sale, so they didn't even need to go out and purchase those costly lousy bulbs from Amway!
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