Some ambot came to my site looking for information on how to purchase a Christmas tree from Amway.
Why in the world would you want to do something like that? That's my first thought.
Then I began to wonder if they were artificial trees or actual trees in the first place.
In any case, if Amway is selling them, you can bet they're going to be expensive!
Then I thought to myself, what a brilliant idea it would be to continue to muck up someone's search criteria by directing them to my blog again again! My Christmas Tree, oh Amway Christmas Tree, what a shame it is to have you in my home this holiday season!
Most likely, IBOFB will show up to inform everyone that Amway has collaborated with a Vermont farmer to purchase Christmas trees from his farm for $500 per tree. Plus, there's shipping! Just as he told us about the market with which Amway is linked, where we can purchase three pounds of potatoes for $12.95 plus the cost of shipping to our home. Now that's what I call a shady bargain!
No matter who is selling Christmas trees, they are going to be a wonderful pleasure to ship and will most likely only cost a few dollars to do so. It is less expensive to buy locally.
For those looking for an artificial Christmas tree, there is plenty of mail order competition available to them. I've seen artificial trees for sale on eBay, JC Penny, Walmart, and other online retailers, among others. You purchase them, and they are delivered to your home.
In order to find out if it was possible to purchase a live Christmas tree and have it sent to your home, I turned to Google. To my amazement, such animals actually exist! They are more expensive than purchasing a Christmas tree from your local tree lot, but they are not much more expensive. I couldn't figure out how much it would cost to send the suckers, though. The last person I'd want to be is the man who has to sweep out his UPS truck after delivering a package. Pine needles strewn throughout the place!
Rather of waiting for the UPS to deliver a pricey Christmas tree that arrives with smushed limbs and lacking foliage, as well as an unpleasant rotting odour, there are plenty nurseries and organisations that sell live Christmas trees where you may go and choose one that you like.
Amway should be boycotted! There will be no pricey Amway Christmas trees permitted in the home! Amway items are not permitted under our Christmas tree since they are shabby and pricey.
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