I'm not making this up. Some poor soul who has been plagued by brainwashed ambots came to my site after conducting a Google search for "Amway people assholes." I was delighted to see them.
Wow, did s/he make the perfect decision in choosing this location!
As a result, what is it about Amway representatives - ambots - that makes them such jerks?
This is a loaded question! The list goes on and on!
Here's what I've learned from my experience with my upline, from my perspective. What is it about Amway employees that makes them such jerks?
They are deceivers.
They're sleazy, to put it mildly.
They are con artists.
They are just interested in you because of your money.
They're conceited, conceited pricks.
They're stuffed full of garbage.
They're on a mission to sabotage partnerships.
They cause people to lose their sleep.
They're conceited, conceited bastards.
They consider themselves to be world-class experts in every field.
They make fun of folks who work in the real world.
They believe that they are superior to everyone else.
They're the biggest gang of liars you'll ever meet.
They are following you around Barnes & Noble.
They're always correct, and everyone else is wrong in their estimation.
If someone is not involved with Amway, they are referred to as losers.
If their cult members leave Amway, they are referred to as losers by their own cult members.
If you don't buy their overpriced Amway schwag, they will terminate their friendship.
They're completely ineffective.
Even persons who are retired or who already own their own firm and do not have bosses are accused of having jobs and being under the control of others.
They rationalise their heinous deeds by claiming that they are doing so to "bless" or "assist" others.
They have a bad reputation.
They are preoccupied with anything and everything that is terrible.
heir asses are nasty, filthy, filthy fuckers.
They make fun of you on Facebook.
They blame others of "not trying hard enough," even when they themselves are working really hard.
They lead others to endure financial losses as a result of their actions.
They're a bunch of fuckups who cause trouble.
They're ready to point fingers and find fault in the actions of everyone around them.
They are responsible for people going bankrupt.
They compel their cult members to "submit to the higher upline."
They are a complete waste of everyone's time.
They're obnoxious.
They follow you around the grocery store.
When they're not in Amway meetings, they're always on their phones or sending SMS.
They expect you to be present at all Amway functions.
They're members of a cult.
They are the ones who cause others to go into debt.
They have a narrow perspective.
They're on a mission to defraud you.
They believe they are more intelligent than those who are not affiliated with Amway.
They're a pain in the neck.
They're a bunch of obnoxious cretins.
They are in the business of selling Amway garbage.
They have been brainwashed.
They explain Amway's high charges by claiming that their products are of exceptional quality.
They demand that you pay to listen to their nonsense.
They are misleading about the profits from the tool fraud.
They categorically deny that they are affiliated with Amway.
They're a bunch of filth sucking bastards from the underworld.
They're a pain in the neck.
They're overflowing with self-importance.
They have an abnormal devotion to their cult leaders.
They're a bunch of freaks.
They inspire people to hate.
It is claimed that anyone who are not on board with Amway are "dream stealers."
They regard to everyone who is not a member of the Amway cult as "un-Christian."
They're a little spooky.
They are snake oil merchants, to put it mildly.
They're trying to keep their pyramid scheme a secret.
They're slimeballs, to be precise.
They do spectacular openings on a regular basis.
They're always bugging you to show you the board's strategy.
They're acting in the role of business proprietors.
They are under the assumption that Amway is the only enterprise that is recession immune.
They keep their identities hidden.
They are unable to conduct themselves properly.
They are tax evaders, to put it mildly.
They're a nuisance.
They're conceited and self-righteous.
They're on a mission to annoy everyone.
They're a bunch of fucking inconsiderate jerks.
Okay, I'll stop before I reach the number 101 again. When are they going to bring 101 Ways to Leave a Game Show back to the airwaves?
OK. Now it's time to go back to my Christmas baking. I've had enough good times today!
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