So, what exactly is the Amway WWDB Dream Night about?
The following is a paraphrasing of propaganda from World Wide Dream Builder (since I don't want to be accused of copying!) This is a sophisticated evening that will demonstrate to the ambots how to make their fantasies a reality.
It's a joke, of course! Yes, that's correct! And if you still believe this nonsense, I have some prime swampland in the Amazon jungle that I'd be happy to sell you!
One of the most exciting parts of the night - and hold on for it!!! - is when the cult leaders talk about how their dreams came true and how, if they can accomplish it, so can any of you stupid asses ambots!
I may summarise how they came to be known as Diamonds. Millions of naive ambots in their downline were duped into buying useless, overpriced Amway stuff to consume themselves, and if they couldn't find any customers, they were told they could make them up. They used intimidation to force folks at the bottom of the pyramid to attend Amway gatherings. They advised them to get CDs that contained Diamond speakers. They advised them to purchase motivational publications from which they would gain a substantial commission from the publisher or author. They successfully misled their loving ambots into buying, buying, and more buying. Please turn over all of your money to me so that I can become wealthy. And here I am, perched on the apex of the pyramid, smirking at all of you naive fools!
I can't seem to discover the price of Dream Night on the WWDB website. To obtain that top-secret information, you'll need to pay your $50/month premium membership fee. Dream Night was $66 per person when we went, which was a good deal. Remember. Those nefarious Diamonds are crazy over the number 6 sequence! Except for the fact that our Platinum ripped us off and promised us he would purchase tickets for everyone in his downline and that we should not question him about it!!!! We had to pay $75 apiece as a result of his efforts, allowing the sack of dung Platinum to collect $9. A somewhat inconvenient cost, but when multiplied by approximately 70 tickets, it adds up to a substantial sum of cash in his wallet. In addition, I believe he received free tickets for making large purchases.
Anyway, let's go on. What exactly did our $66, er, $75 buy us? A one-hour journey was required in order to reach the event, which was the closest Amway activity to our home. In fact, I don't even remember where it was held. I believe there is a banquet room at the Hilton, but I am not certain of the location of the hotel. It doesn't actually make a difference. An example of a typical hotel banquet room, complete with chandeliers and round tables covered in white tablecloths As soon as you've seen one, you've seen them all. Dinner as you would expect it. I believe there were two or three entree options. The supper was a standard banquet style affair, no different from previous occasions I've attended. The food, servers, and room rental were all estimated to have cost roughly $25 per person, which was payable to the hotel. I made this decision based on my experience in planning comparable events with attendance ranging from 200 to 700 persons. That tells me that someone is generating a profit of $40 each ambot, which is significant. I'm not even sure how many ambots were in the room at the same time. I'm aiming for around 600, but it could be a couple hundred more or less depending on the circumstances. If there are 600 ambots in attendance, this indicates that after the catering cost is paid, there will be a profit of approximately $24,000 after expenses are deducted. When it comes to organising the event through their website, WWDB is going to want a piece of the action. I have no idea how much they are paid, but let us assume for the sake of argument that they demand $4000. The profit shrinks to an even $20,000 in the end. But what about the great Amway deity, you might wonder. It's important to appease them as well. Send $5000 to the corporation so that Uncle Dickie can pay the power bill on his behalf. That leaves me with a hypothetical $15,000 in my possession, which I must figure out what to do with.
But wait a minute, let me explain. Two Diamond couples worked their tails off to make it to the event and exhibit films of their lifestyle. It is unclear whether this is a true representation of their lifestyle or a staged shoot with a large number of day rental props in the background. It's imperative that you impress the ambots with lots of sparkle and glam. Make them envious of your success. Make them want it by making them want it. It's brainwashing time! Those avaricious guys are desperate for a piece of the scammer pie. Pay attention to your money, you fucking Diamonds. It is unclear whether or not the two Diamond couples will equally split any money that is left over from the profits; it is possible that one of them would receive a larger share of the pie than the other based on the size of their downline. I have no idea. Based on my observations, I believe the pie is not distributed evenly, which leads to a lot of Diamond infighting and Diamonds departing to form their own organisations. So, just for the sake of causing more Diamond squabbling, I'll suppose that one enraged couple wins $5000 for the night while the other gloating pair earns $10,000 for the night.
Why, that doesn't seem to be fair at all! There is, however, more than one dream night going on at the same time. There are plenty of options for shystering accessible! Approximately 42 Amway WWDB Dream Nights will be held during the month of January 2012. Those Diamonds had better hope that the Amway corporate jet will be available to transport them from one area to another quickly and efficiently. This year, it looks that the Dream Night loot will only be shared by seven Diamond couples, as follows:
Samir and Theresa Attalah are married.
Glen and Joya Baker are married.
Greg and Laurie Duncan are married.
Scott and Cris Harimoto are a married couple.
Bob and Shelley Kummer are a married couple.
Matt and Sandee Tsuruda are a married couple.
Mike and Michi Woods are a married couple.
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Take 42 cities and divide them by 7 Diamond couples to get the answer. In this case, it is possible that each Diamond is participating in six Dream Nights. I did not, however, check at the schedules for any of the cities. Some cult leaders may be scamming a bit more or a little less than others, depending on their position. Perhaps some other Diamonds are making their way into the system who are not yet listed on WWDB's current roster of highlighted Diamonds. I'm not sure, and I'm not interested in finding out. I'm going to use even numbers for this game. If some unlucky Diamond is on the low end of scale and takes at least $5000 for a night, multiplied by 6 Dream Nights, you have a total of $1,500,000. For the month of January 2012, $30,000 is still a respectable chunk of money to make. My estimate is that the majority of Diamonds are making at least twice as much money as they are milking a bunch of naïve ambots dry.
Those at the top of the pyramid express gratitude to the lowly ambots that work underneath them and make all of those dollars possible!
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