Because I receive a large number of visitors to my site who are searching for information on how to conduct an Amway grand opening and end up on my blog, I thought I'd make another piece about our grand opening for new readers.
It was when this arrogant prick friend of my husband's that I have never liked was doing an Amway grand opening that Ambot wanted to stop by the bastard's house because we were out in the neighbourhood that day and the bastard was having a BBQ that I first heard the phrase "grand opening." Perhaps everything else we were doing that day was merely a pretext to get us to that part of town so that we could attend his grand opening, as I suspect. As a result of her involvement with Amway, I probably said something to the effect of what a fucking loser that jerk is, and I told my husband not to buy any of the useless costly Amway crap she was peddling. As soon as we arrived, I was unimpressed with everything, however some may argue that this was primarily due to the fact that I despise the jerk and would never be impressed with whatever he has going on. My spouse poured me a can of XS energy drink, which I believe was cranberry in flavour. I took a sip and informed him that the flavour was similar to cat pee. I believe he was drinking root beer XS, so I gave it a try and informed him that it tasted like toothpaste that had been spat on by a cat. Amway products were on exhibit, and they were all quite shoddy. I informed his wife that we had previously been associated with Amway and had failed to make any money, and that we had been unable to persuade anyone we knew to attend Amway meetings or purchase any of the garbage
What I didn't realise was that the Amway cult leaders had already begun brainwashing my husband before I even knew it. Unfortunately, Ambot didn't learn his lesson the first time around and kept on going. How did that quote turn out for you? Those who do not learn from the past are bound to repeat it in the future. It was inevitable that we'd lose even more money as a result of his fucking asshole pal and the Amway cult. Except this time it was the sheer evil horror of the Amway cult, which also carried with it mental suffering as a result of the dreadful wicked fucking bastards that were in our Amway WWDB upline at the time of the incident. Because that atrocity had not occurred the first time, this was what they were referring to when they talked about how Amway had changed since the first time we had entered. The Amway cult leaders had made it clear that working for them meant dealing with nasty evil scum of the earth greedy bastards out to destroy anyone's relationships who did not bow to their will.
It was mandated by our upline that we host a "grand opening" as soon as possible after starting our Amway business so that everyone would be aware of our status as Amway distributors (how embarrassing to confess! ), and hence be able to order products from us. This was also a good moment to sign up new Independent Business Owners (IBOs) who were interested in beginning their own company. Let's see what happens. Our group of pals has remained largely unchanged over the previous ten years. He would be bugging the same folks in Amway that he had bugged the previous time around and who were not interested in being bugged again this time around.
We selected a date and planned to host a barbecue at our residence. It is not possible for Amway to offer items that would normally be available at a barbecue - such as hamburgers, buns, sauces, salad, cake, ice cream, and so on. Given Ambot's high expectations for a large turnout, we headed to Costco to load up on supplies for the BBQ.
The total cost of groceries for the BBQ Grand Opening is approximately $150.
We printed out invites and distributed them to a large number of individuals, including all of our neighbours. Ambot went door to door, interacted with the neighbours, and handed out invitations to those who answered the door. Additionally, while we were outdoors gardening, he sniped at a couple of folks who happened to be walking past our house.
A reception was held in the afternoon from 1pm to 5pm for those who attended the grand opening. Our first visitor arrived about 1:00 p.m. He had other plans, so he only intended to stop in for a burger and a look at some of the Amway products, as well as to learn a little bit about the company's operations.
Actually, with the exception of one acquaintance who signed up and then quit a couple of weeks later, this gentleman was the closest we ever came to establishing a downline in our company. This gentleman attended a board meeting and expressed interest in, as well as admiration for, the IBOs and their fakey nicey nice performance. Then a mutual friend informed him that Amway was a hoax, and he withdrew his support. Ambot was enraged at our acquaintance for having the audacity to suggest that Amway is a scam.
It's amusing how he now concurs with that statement!
After that, it was completely silent for a few of hours. Ambot went into the home to sit in front of the television. Things began to pick up around 4 p.m. Some of our elderly neighbours who were in need of food were delighted to be invited to our home. One of them even took notice of some of the things on a table and proudly, disgustingly exclaimed, "This is Amway!". A neighbour and his children joined us as well. The gentleman had never heard of Amway before, so Ambot provided him with an in-depth explanation of the company. He was certain he'd discovered a promising prospect. Wrong. They relocated within a short period of time.
The bottom line is that the grand opening was ineffective in terms of marketing the Amway business. Holding an Amway grand opening, like everything else in Amway, is a complete and utter waste of time and money. Fortunately, most of the food we purchased could either be frozen or had a long enough shelf life to allow us to use it later.
A few members of the upline stopped by that evening, and when they learned that the grand opening had failed to bring in any prospects or customers, they tried all they could to persuade us to host a second grand opening as soon as they could. Nope. It never took place. We could have done a million Amway grand openings and neither the attendance nor the results would have changed a thing. When we were active with Amway several years previously, we experienced exactly the same scenario. We invited everyone we knew as well as a large number of individuals we didn't know, and only a handful of people showed up for the free meal, which did not result in any sales or the recruitment of new IBOs.
Don't waste your time or money if you're looking for information on how to host a "Amway grand opening," as I've repeatedly stated on this site. Get out as soon as possible to avoid more disgrace, money losses, and mental trauma.
Amway is a jerk!
WWDB is an abbreviation for World Wide Destructive Bastards, and it was given that name for a reason: it is on a mission to destroy your relationships! WWDB is a snoozer! AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS!!!
But it's the fucking jerks in your WWDB upline that you have to deal with that are the worst. That is the most detrimental aspect of being a member of the Amway cult. The awful, cruel people you come across and the way they treat you are both horrifying.
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