So this Amway IBO is on a cruise and is enraged by the prospecting efforts of everyone else on the board. While you're trying to enjoy your lobster and steak, some jerk in the great dining room is snooping around for potential customers. As soon as the ship docks in this port, the ambot begins hustling the locals, attempting to show them the Amway board plan rather than taking them sightseeing or shopping. He's preoccupied in persuading the villagers to join Amway that he hasn't noticed the passing of time. Oops, the cruise liner was scheduled to depart at 4pm, but it is now 4:10. He doesn't have anything to be concerned about. He's an Amway Independent Business Owner, which implies that he's better than everyone else and that he has a sense of entitlement. Because he's in Amway, the ship will wait for him till he arrives.
Will it, or won't it?
Meanwhile, the ship's crew is up on the bridge, keeping an eye on this dumb ass ambot who is rushing down the dock. One of them asks the captain to bring him up and explains, "That's my upline Platinum cult boss," in reference to the captain. His failure to get on the ship would end up destroying my marriage.”
“That lying bag of shit offered me Double X vitamins for 80 bucks and told me they were fantastic for sex,” the captain claims. They didn't do a good job with the urine. He's a jerk. Fuck him. I'm not going to turn this old tub around. He'll figure out a means to get back home!”
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