After Spring Leadership came to a conclusion, I joined the throngs of people driving out of town in their cars. When Ambot's phone called, I'd been travelling for approximately half an hour when it rang. It appears to be one of his upline's phone numbers on the call display, but it is actually someone from the other side of the company who is on the phone with him.
According to the gist of the talk, the bozo has lost his cell phone and is concerned that Ambot has discovered it or taken it with him. You'd think that a conversation like that would come to a quick conclusion with Ambot claiming that he hasn't seen it, that he doesn't have it, and that he doesn't know where it is. The cellular-less jerk can then hang up and try again with someone else. However, this is not the case. His and Ambot engage in a lengthy philosophical discussion over the disappearance of his cell phone that lasted around ten minutes. I mean, how naive is that? This is especially true given that we are in another state and are incurring high long-distance charges due to the fact that we do not have a flat rate plan that applies across the entire country. Hey there, Bozo! Get a clue, people! Ambot hasn't gotten a hold of your stupid phone. Put the phone down! It's better to try someone else than of delving into the possibilities of what went wrong.
I believe his cell phone has a recording device, and Bozo activated the recorder and placed the phone somewhere near where Ambot and the other people in his line were sitting. As a result, Bozo puts his phone down and then disappears somewhere. Is it possible that he was on a steamy date?
The persons who were seated near where he placed his phone are now being interrogated in the hopes that one of them may have picked it up or saw who did.
In other words, what does he want? Is there a confession? Okay, I'll do anything just to get the cretin off the phone. “I'll admit it! The henchman took it right in front of me!”
Please get the cretin off the phone so I can enjoy the drive without having to listen to any Amway blather on the radio.
Do you remember what you were doing 20 years ago, when everyone had cell phones with video recorders in them?
Yes, I understand! Yes, I understand! Those gigantic, honking tape recorders, the ones the size of a lap top and with a microphone attached by a four-foot-long wire, were the centre of attention.
At the very least, those enormous suckers are more difficult to lose.
As for Bozo, you should just give it up already, would you? It is possible that your phone is no longer where you last left it, and that no one reported it to security or lost and found, and that some thieving IBO is the delighted owner of a new cell phone.
It's best to visit Verizon first thing in the morning!
Yay! Spring Leadership has been completed!
Spring Leadership is a pain in the neck!
WWDB is a snoozer!
Amway's operations are terrible!
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