Amway Ambot Prank Call

 Okay, so this isn't the type of prank phone call that will make you laugh out loud, but it is entertaining nonetheless. Even though the caller, who was disturbing an Amway Ambot in vengeance for all of the Amway Ambots out there who bug the living daylights out of everyone else, probably thought it entertaining, what was said in the message itself is something that could actually be happening in the near future. After taking Amway Nutrilite Vitamins, his father ended up in the hospital, and the prankster wants to know what was in the shit because the elderly man has been poisoned. He also plans on suing the Amway bastard who is in charge of the team that sold the product. Throughout it all, I keep thinking to myself that, while it is not really entertaining, this could be something that is genuinely taking place right now. Especially in light of the fact that Amway jerks are constantly claiming that their snake oil, which they sell, cures all ailments. Numerous people have inquired as to why the prankster chose to contact the upline Amway asshole instead of contacting Amway's customer service desk, which is also known as the "I couldn't give a damn" department. If you suspect an Amway asshole has lied to you, you can file a complaint with the company's headquarters. The slackers who work at Amway's corporate headquarters will tell you that they are not liable for any lies told by any of their commissioned salespeople and that you should take your issue up directly with the lying Amway asshole who made the lies in the first place. That's exactly what this caller did when he got on the phone. As soon as that is done, the fucking Amway asshole passes the phone to the caller and instructs him to log on to Amway.com and type in the vitamin he's interested in into the search field, which will supply him with all of the information he needs on what's in the vitamin. And then the Amway jerks go about labelling everyone else "lazy" as well, don't you think? Amway is a fucking slacker asshole who does nothing! Hopefully, the prankster terrified the living daylights out of that Ambot!

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