Yes, it is that time of year again, when Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs) feverishly search the Internet for information about the Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion in Las Vegas. They have to use the Internet since knowledge about Amway functions is kept top secret, and no one in their upline will tell them exactly what to expect when they join the organisation. Because it is a closely guarded secret, all the ambots get is vague statements like "it is a once in a lifetime opportunity," "it is the most important event of the year," and "you will be six months ahead of all the IBOs who do not go."
As a result of IBOs going to the Internet and reading what those of us who have shared our experiences, heard and saw, and what we really think of Amway functions have shared, those Amway ambots become enraged that we have put the truth out there and fill the comment box with accusations that we are quitters, losers, lazy, didn't work hard enough, fat and ugly and unchristian. Furthermore, there is all the other terrible Amway slang that Amway asses spew out since they are among of the most negative people on the planet.
The fact that WWDB and Amway keep the information surrounding their major functions so closely guarded makes it difficult to find out information unless you happen to be an Amway ambot and have the assholes in your Amway upline drill into you over and over the dates and amount due for the next Amway WWDB conference at every Amway meeting you attend. It's possible that there are more Amway Family Reunions taking place, but this essay focuses on the Duncan Family Reunion because it's home to a large number of brainwashed Amway ambots who have been recruited by the Amway organisation. It will be place in the Oregon Convention Center in Portland, Oregon, from July 19th to 20th, 2014. It costs approximately $250 per person, give or take about $25. Tickets to the Amway brainwashing session, one night's hotel accommodation, and two meals are included. I don't know anything about the hotels, and I don't know anything about the meals, which is something I'm not familiar with. Perhaps those are McDonald's gift certificates. Imagine handing out an Amway food bar, a can of cat piss water, and a veggie vitamin to each attendee and declaring it a lunch on the spot. Ambots must provide their own funds for transportation, hotel charges if they plan to stay longer than the one night Amway WWDB is providing, money to eat real food, and any other incidental expenses that I am not considering. While attending this Amway conference, purchasing a ticket is the most cost-effective way of wasting time, money, and brain cells. The majority of IBOs spend closer to $1000.
How about the Amway ambots who are fucked up enough to waste their money on the WWDB Duncan Family Reunion 2014? What are they in for? This coming Saturday, they'll be entertained by newly qualifying Platinums and Rubies. You're probably familiar with how that works. Those cretins will take to the platform, kissing their asses and sucking their dicks. They will have approximately 10 minutes each. It just appears to drag on for hours at a time because they're so fucking boring and say the same thing over and over again. In addition, they're all going Diamond!! YES! YES! YES! Let's go, Diamond! Yeah! As a result, everyone in the audience, including the brainwashed Amway ambots, will scream and applaud "Yeah!" “Right on!” says the speaker.
What is the plot of your storey? This appears to be the theme for this year. Furthermore, it states that not every storey is the same. No way, they've have to slightly alter their narratives, haven't they? It is necessary to keep the audience entertained with new information. To put it another way, they can't all come onstage and say things like, "She used to be a waitress, he used to clean porta toilets." They need to work together so that the next people who come out may say that she used to be a cashier and he used to pump gas used to coordinate. In addition, if they can do it, so can anyone else. Yeah! Sneer and abuse the people in the crowd!
On Saturday night, a group of Diamonds will arrive to brainwash the cult members into believing that they have a dream and that the only way for their dream to come true is to remain in Amway and purchase into the Amway tool fraud. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
On Sunday, the Diamonds will attempt to deceive the Amway cult members about the importance of starting a business. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Technology training, product expos, and motivational and promotional videos will all take place throughout the course of the weekend as well. You know, those carefully staged videos where there are mansions and sports vehicles and the Diamonds gloat about their lavish lifestyle? Yeah, we've all seen them.
What about the workshops, on the other hand? The Satinique aka Satanique session will be all about brainwashing the ambots into spending $25 on a hair care product rather than the $2 hair care product they can get at Walmart. Furthermore, the Walmart one will be of higher quality. Oh, wait, I just stole the IBO "line" for deceiving people into believing that they are getting a better deal on inferior, overpriced Amway products.
Body Key by Nutrilite is a new weight loss system that Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs) are promoting. Amway just changes its name every few years, but the excessive pricing, lack of results, and lack of customer service remain constant. Additionally, it's likely that the sales presentation that Amway ambots are taught to deploy on potential consumers will remain the same. “You have a lot of weight on you! I charge $600 for a weight-loss programme that I developed. “Do you want to buy it, fatso?”
After that, there will be a workshop on competitive comparison. What the f*ck is going on? Amway had better be prepared to take the heck down on this one! That is the source of their collapse. They're going to lose every time! Everyone who goes comparison shopping is aware that they may get lower-priced, higher-quality products elsewhere that are comparable to or better than what Amway has to offer. This training, according to reports, would educate Amway ambots how to deceive clients into believing they are paying more money for higher quality by making them believe they are. You're probably familiar with the classic Amway ambot line: "Wouldn't you rather spend a little extra for greater quality?" This is not always the case. If someone is less expensive and does a better job, that is sufficient compensation in my book. Apart from that, nothing Amway sells is of higher quality than its competitors at Costco, Walmart, or any other retailer. Yes, you will be paying more money at Amway. Quality, on the other hand, is not included in the price. You're paying so that every asshole in the Amway upline may have a portion of the commission, and so that Amway can make a good profit for its owners as well as for its employees.
This workship - World Wide Group presents "What's New" - has gotten a lot of positive feedback. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha NOTHING!!!!!
Who will be the mastermind behind the indoctrination of the masses at the Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Event?
If your name is Ron and Georgia Lee Puryear (have you sold your house yet?)
Glen and Joya Baker are married.
Greg and Laurie Duncan (who will be delivering workshops on Chapter 11!)
Jim and Judy Head are a married couple.
Dave Severn is a writer and musician from the United Kingdom.
Matt and Sandee Tsuruda are a married couple.
Dan and Sandy Yuen are a married couple.
Jim and Kelly Puryear are a married couple.
It appears that a couple Diamonds have been omitted from the starting lineup. Is it possible that they lost their qualification? In this case, they must be absolutely enraged at the fact that they will not be receiving a share of the proceeds from the sale of Family Reunion tickets. After all, this is how they generate the majority of their income.
The family reunion is a pain in the neck!
Amway is a jerk!
World Wide Dream Builders is a snooze fest!
Wanna know how to piss off the assholes in your Amway upline? Save your money and stay home!
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