In light of the fact that I have such "good" memories of the trade show at Family Reunion — NOT!!! ——— When I went to the WWDB website to see if there was any mention of the kind of trade show treats that would await the poor bastards attending the Duncan Amway WWDB Family Reunion in Portland, Oregon in July 2014, I discovered that the secretive bastards were not putting up the information, which meant that those poor sucker ambots would have to do an Internet search to find out more, and who knows where they would end up? Everyone's favourite blog is where you can find out about the jerks in the Amway upline.
Considering the fact that Although they may be calling it "workshops" this year, it sounds like it may be more or less the same thing as the trade show I attended last year. There were booths and demos to check out. According to the dixie cup of Perfect Water and packet of one-use Artistry face cream that we received, these were stingy demonstrations. So that's how it went down. Existing Amway ambots should refrain from feeling jealous if this is not included in the 2014 Amway WWDB Puryear Family Reunion itinerary..
What do you think about this for a way to pass the time on a Friday night?
1. Gaining an understanding of standing orders and digital delivery methods. Yes, that's correct. To be honest, I'd much rather be learning this garbage than going to a Rolling Stones concert on a Friday night instead.
2. The launch of the new WWDB application. It's a bummer if you don't have an iPhone, to be honest. Expect the cult leaders to bully their followers into purchasing new phones so that they may use this new app. More money has been poured down the toilet with the classic Amway tool scam!
3. Demonstrating the operation of Legacy of Clean. Here's a piece of breaking news for those conceited Amway bastards. A washing machine and a dishwasher were typically learned to operate by the time they were twelve years old by the vast majority of women. It's possible that this was a skill that took you a bit longer to master than you anticipated! We are all familiar with the proper usage of laundry soap and dishwasher soap. It was something we worked out a long time ago. Over the years, we've learned which detergents do an excellent job of keeping our clothes and dishes clean. We've learned this by trial and error. Because we are excellent comparison shoppers, we are familiar with the approximate pricing of nearly every soap available. We are aware of a fantastic price and will purchase an additional item if it is on sale. We are all aware that Amway's soap is pricey, and that there are better, less expensive alternatives available on the market today. You can be quite certain that whoever is exhibiting this nonsense went to a great deal of bother to find perhaps the only soap on the planet that does not clean as effectively as Amway's products.
Nutrilite Weight Management is the fourth option. Oh, that's right. This tool is really effective, as demonstrated by some of the speakers who have taken the stage.. There is a 95 percent failure rate for people who attempt diets like this, according to statistics. Individuals who do not make money in Amway have about the same odds of failing as those who do. This is a firm that delights in stacking the deck against you and designing their systems to fail in every way! Amway ambots love to boast about how Amway has undergone a slew of transformations, but those of us who are familiar with the truth know that nothing changes in Scamway except for the names they use to deceive people, such as their weight loss programme Body Key by Nutrilite, which was renamed in 2014 to Body Key by Nutrilite. The manner in which they sell this trash, as well as the excessive price, remain unchanged.
5. Get on the fast track! Money in a hurry! Yeah, that's right! It's all stuff I've heard before!
6. Artistry will be on hand once more, this time handing out parsimonious sample packages. Avon is more generous with their samples than other companies. It is less costly. More diversity is always a good thing. Is there anything else I can say? Artistry is a complete waste of time!
So there were six snake oil pitchers and exhibitors at the Amway/WWDB trade convention. With less than 20 minutes to spare, we sped through the trade exhibition. Rather than forcing “serious business builders” to stay a little longer, they're luring them in with a series of “very important” seminars that will be spread out over a couple of hour period. The presentations and demos will begin at various times between 6:30pm and 8:30pm on different nights. Avoid getting your underwear tangled. Those seminars are only about 5 minutes in length. There are only so many ways you can lie about a bad product until it becomes a joke.
There are many more enjoyable ways to spend a pleasant July weekend than attending the WWDB Amway Family Reunion.
The Amway WWDB Family Reunion is a snoozer!
World Wide Dream Builders is a snooze fest!
Amway is a jerk!
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