Given that it is Easter, I felt it would be appropriate to discuss the importance of placing all of your eggs in one basket!
Not placing all of your eggs in one basket is a phrase I don't recall hearing at any Amway meetings. However, the majority of people have heard that term numerous times during their lives, whether from their parents, their instructors, their banker, or anybody else.
The only time I recall hearing the statement was when our pompous prick sponsor said that when he is recruiting prospects, he starts instilling anxiety in their minds about their job and that he hopes they don't put all their eggs in one basket because they would be done in a short period of time.
After all, what more would you expect from a filthy bastard such as him.
No eggs in ANY basket for that filthy little Amway a**hole of a person!
Diversify! In an Amway meeting, the word "diversification" will never be used because the actions involved in diversifying take away time and money from the Amway cult leaders' efforts to earn an income through the Amway pyramid scheme. As an alternative, the inverse is taught: don't put all your eggs in one basket. One that belongs to the Amway hen house, to be precise.
Basic diversification involves investing in a number of assets and spreading the risk around so that, in the event of one venture failing, there are other assets in the pipeline that might come out better. You should first determine your individual risk tolerance and the amount of money you can afford to lose if things don't turn out as planned before you begin to diversify your investments.
Be prepared to "spend" at least $10,000 per year in Amway items for yourself, attending functions, and purchasing "motivational" (also known as brainwashing) tools if you want to succeed in the company.
If you have a better purpose for that $10,000, I strongly advise you to go down that road. Why? Due to the fact that you will never be able to recover your investment! That is the reason! Amway is a swindle! It's the same as any other scam in which large sums of money are promised in exchange for a tiny initial commitment. It turns out to be a significant financial commitment with no money returned or perhaps only a few dollars per month after investing $500 to $700 to earn the $10 or $15 commission check from Amway. When ambots are victimised in this way, they evolve into truly evil individuals.
Consider the following scenario: someone has $150 sitting in their savings account, and an IBO is attempting to persuade them to "invest" in their own business as an Amway IBO. The person does not want to risk losing all of their $150 in Amway, and in this case, it is likely that the assholes in his Amway upline have not disclosed that he is spending hundreds of dollars each month on Amway products and attending Amway functions, because you don't find out until after you've been sucked into the lies. On the other hand, the $150 in the savings account is earning only a half-percent rate of interest on its principal. However, that individual may be comfortable risking $100 of that $150 to purchase 100 shares of a stock that is currently trading at $1 per share. They could lose their entire $100 investment if the stock takes a plunge, but they would still have $50 in their bank's savings account, which would be a significant amount of money in the long run. Alternatively, the stock could take off and be worth $25 per share by the end of the year.
Poker or gambling, stock market investment, or house flipping are all options for some people who are exceptionally talented and lucky to make a living. Who has time to watch all of those television shows? Vegas is in complete disarray! Yeehaw. My eye was drawn to a house that I wouldn't have objected to purchasing.
Whatever they're up to, they've figured out a way to broaden their horizons. It is never acceptable to say these things at an Amway cult meeting! This is probably due to the fact that when people examine their investments and determine which ones they should sell, they begin with the one that is losing money.
Scamway should be thrown out! I'm going to lose money! What a waste of space!
Here's something to make you laugh. Our conceited jerk of a sponsor informed us that he is constantly seeking for methods to diversify his income, specifically through investments. His mother is an alcoholic, and he is a failure at holding down a job, is perpetually behind on his expenses, is a tenant who is constantly under fear of eviction, drives old beater automobiles, and never has any money. Diversify your sources of income! What kind of disposable income does he have laying around the house? I believe that he would be unable to discover viable investment opportunities for himself. However, it is always enjoyable to daydream.
Oh, wait a minute. That is the essence of what Amway is all about. Dreams! It's necessary to draw in those cultists in some way.
Don't make a fool of yourself! Make sure your eggs aren't in the Amway basket!
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