What truly annoyed me about the Amway ambots I had to put up with was that every single one of those cretins claimed to be an expert in EVERYTHING. No matter what the subject was, those fuckers were well-versed in it, regardless of whether it had anything to do with Amway. My life has been littered with the largest group of bullshitters I've ever met, and they have all been Amway jerks.
Until our time in the Amway hellhole, I had never dealt with the hubris of those pretentious Amway bastards on such a large scale or with such a high level of mass concentration. Fortunately, that is something I have never had to deal with since we were able to get away from those Amway jerks!
Whatever you want to call it, those Amway jerks profess to be experts at it. Maybe the fact that they run pretend enterprises and are pretend business owners gives them all the legitimacy they need to pose as pretend experts on any topic under the sun. I don't know.
I'm not suggesting that there aren't any ambots out there who don't have specialised knowledge in a certain field as a result of their employment, schooling, or life experiences. What I'm referring to are the Amway bastards who, simply by virtue of the fact that they are Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs), are now considered to be card carrying know-it-alls.
Those ambots are all well-versed in the field of automobiles. Unfortunately, none of them follow their own fucking advise and continue to drive around in shitmobiles that are 20 or 30 years old and constantly breaking down due to a lack of maintenance. The majority of automobiles experience mechanical difficulties by that age and require a complete rebuilding. Being an Amway Independent Business Owner (IBO) implies that you are perpetually broke because you must give all of your money to the Amway cult leaders, leaving you with no money left over for auto upkeep or to save up for a new car.
They are experts in all things plumbing and electrical, despite the fact that the vast majority of them have never had a hammer or a screwdriver in their hands before. I came upon a house where an Amway "specialist" was at work. Some of the ceiling lights were falling out of their fixtures, and he said that he was constantly getting electrical shocks when he touched plugs and switch outlets. Oh my goodness, I have no idea why! The tile in the bathroom was not properly grouted, and it was crooked and uneven in places. Due to the constant interruptions caused by phone calls and texts from the jerks in his Amway upline, it was taking him an inordinate amount of time to complete his painting.
When it comes to filling out your income tax forms, those Amway jerks are specialists in the field. “Everything you buy from Amway is a tax deduction! Take possession of that toilet paper!”
Those Amway jerks call themselves "counsellors," despite the fact that they have never received any proper training in counselling for behaviour problems, emotional disorders, marital troubles, or any other issue. “The facts don't matter at all!” Not if you're an Amway jerk, which means you're an automatic expert on everything!
Do you need medical advice? Make use of an Amway Ambot. Once diagnosed, they'll recommend purchasing some overpriced, shoddy Amway pills as the only course of action for you. Snake oil is the cure-all for all ills! Amway holy water is available in case quantities. What's the difference between Dr. Ambot and a Nigerian con artist, you might wonder. Nothing! Their stories are complete fabrications intended to defraud you of your hard-earned money.
Amway ambots are self-proclaimed experts on everything - they're Amway assholes who know everything. If an Amway product isn't working for someone, the ambot will advise them that they aren't drinking enough water or that they need to take additional vitamin supplements. Amway ambots are violent in their defence of Amway's "premium" products. There is nothing wrong with them; the fault is with the person who is using them. That is correct, that is the old standby answer of blaming the victim from Amway. The same can be said for Amway's high-end tampons. If they leak after 30 minutes, it means that we ladies are putting them in incorrectly. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the lower overall quality of these products, could it? The very mention of a male giving tampon advise causes most women to burst out laughing uncontrollably! That, however, is what an Amway jerk is all about! Everything is in the hands of experts!
Amway jerks that are arrogant, pompous, and know it all are the biggest bunch of idiots I've ever met in my life, and I had to put up with them. Troublemaking bastards who can't seem to keep their fucking fucking fucks together.
The one thing I'm really good at is posting about Amway jerks and how they truly treat their employees. No Amway know-it-all who is an expert in everything will ever be more knowledgeable than I am when it comes to cursing out the fucking assholes in my Amway upline!
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