During one of the Amway meetings I attended, I overheard someone mention that Communikate is a personal assistant. It is still taught in schools today. Communikate is the personal assistant of some screwed up brainwashed Amway ambot who comes by every now and then to brag about his status as such.
I understand that Amway ambots have a twisted way of looking at things, but to me, a personal assistant is a real live breathing person who is employed by someone to do exactly what the title suggests: be an assistant to them. I won't go into detail about the duties of a personal assistant because there are so many possibilities, but in general, a personal assistant is compensated to relieve their employer of some of the burden of work or errands.
What is Communikate and how does it work? It is operated by a communications business named Webley, and Communikate is essentially a voice mail system that Amway ambots subscribe to for $35 or $40 a month.
For those of you who have never been a brainwashed Amway ambot, you're probably wondering to yourself, "Are you fucking kidding me?" Voicemail costs $40 per month!!!
It was confirmed by a Webley employee that the Diamonds receive commissions for every Amway IBO that subscribes to this system, which explains why your Amway upline is pushing so hard to get ambots to sign up and pay for it. What else would you expect from something that is a component of the tool scam?
Communikate provides ambots with a toll-free number so that potential customers from all across the country can call and leave messages for the ambot, possibly informing him or her of a large Amway order.
Ha! Let your imagination run wild!
Amway cult leaders can send out mass voice messages to their whole downline by utilising Communikate. It was in our living room that Ambot and a few other Amway bastards would congregate around a phone, where they would listen to some cult leader spit off bullshit, such as: "just phoning to let all you fuckers know I just got out of the can and I'm FIRED UP! You have no idea how much money I just made in one day by taking a poo. I make more money in a month at my job.”
So, for everyone who has heard a similar message, I want to ask: don't you all want to know what sort of job you can acquire that pays you for taking a piss so that you may make more money than an Amway Diamond just by shitting? Not a piece of bullshitting!
Our sack of rotten muck Platinum used to post a message on Communikate informing all of the cult members that there was a last-minute meeting and that everyone should get their asses to the place as soon as possible!!!!!!
In order to determine which ambots had joined up for Communikate, this was a ruse. It was decided that the ambots who didn't show there weren't real business builders because they didn't adhere to the tool hoax, and they would be publically embarrassed at the next Amway cult gathering.
This practise continues to this day. An ambot visited this blog to express his dissatisfaction with Amway's tools and products. Holy sh*t, talk about a nefarious little rogue! That whenever one of such messages goes out on Communikate to summon the cult followers to an immediate meeting somewhere, one of the subscribers notifies the others so that they can attend as well.
Anybody come up with a good explanation for how any of the above might be referred to be a personal assistant? Getting brainwashed by Amway accomplishes exactly that.
Is there anyone else who is curious about what Communikate can accomplish for you that a cell phone cannot? Is there a toll free number? These days, who really needs one? Many cell phone plans include unlimited nationwide calling, either as part of the basic rate or for an additional fee of a few dollars per month, which is usually included in the base rate. Smartphones are capable of participating in conference calls. I really don't want to be stuck on the phone with a lot of Amway jerks on the same conference call, but it's a possibility. Text messages can be sent to several recipients at the same time, and this service is included in the basic pricing of most phone plans. With my package, I have the ability to send an unlimited number of foreign SMS. For the countless texts that I send to Japan and Russia on a daily basis, I cannot express how beneficial this is to me. And how much does a cell phone plan run you? Even with a few of extras thrown in? Most likely not any more than Communikate. For $35 or $40 a month, you can get a cell phone plan that accomplishes a lot more than Communikate, and it costs less than Communikate. People who aren't brainwashed Amway ambots will find this to be a no-brainer in most cases.
For those Amway ambots who have been indoctrinated into believing that Communikate is a personal assistant, try having Communikate bring you a cup of coffee. When you buy into the tool fraud, it is nothing more than a way for the jerks in your Amway upline to become even wealthier. And they sit at the top of the pyramid, looking down at you ambots, and laughing at you, thinking what a bunch of dumb fucks you are for subscribing to this piece of shit tool just because we brainwashed you into believing it is a personal assistant, but thank you for making us richer in exchange for your subscription.
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