During the Amway Worldwide Dream Builders WWDB Family Reunion in Portland, Oregon on July 19-20, 2014, the Oregon Convention Center will host the event.
These suggestions for better things to do in Portland rather than attend an Amway brainwashing conference came from prior posts on the subject. The bottom line is that doing anything other than attending the Amway WWDB Family Reunion is preferable. It is preferable to remain in your hotel room and watch television. It is preferable to get a snack from McDonald's. It is preferable to go for a walk. With a bullhorn, standing in front of the convention hall and yelling at ambots: "Amway is a scam, Amway is a cult is significantly superior!"
Please accept my apologies. I believe I've already covered the most of what I consider to be your highlights!
I just read an article on the top ten cities for foodies, and Portland, Oregon, was included on the list, which I found to be rather shocking.
Super-green Visit the food truck "pods" at Pioneer Courthouse Square or SE Hawthorne and 12th Avenue, where you can find excellent Korean and Hawaiian fusion cuisine. Portland has earned a reputation for farm-to-table dining, well-crafted microbrews, and a wide variety of popular restaurants — including Namu, which serves excellent Korean and Hawaiian fusion cuisine. Another gastronomic must-stop is Voodoo Doughnuts, which is known for its bacon-topped maple bar and the breakfast cereal-crusted “Captain My Captain.” And don't be deceived into thinking that these Oregonians are completely health-conscious: they are everything but. Because the link to the original article is no longer active, They're going to get it no matter what! Make use of your GPS to locate the food trucks.
Voodoo Doughnuts sounds like the kind of place I'd enjoy visiting. Can they cast some voodoo spells on those nasty jerks in my Amway upline to make them disappear? http://voodoodoughnut.com/index.php There are over 90 different kinds of doughnuts! These Voodoo doll donuts are calling my name! I receive a lot of traffic from people searching for "Amway sex" who end up on Anna Banana's blog. It's possible that they're not getting any because these ambots are never at their homes. Cock-N-Balls, a donut confection by Voodoo Doughnuts, can provide relief to individuals who are obsessed with Amway sex.
According to a Google search, Portland is home to a plethora of museums, as well as gardens and parks inspired by the East. Although museums are not really my thing, if someone put a pistol to my head and forced me to pick between attending an Amway WWDB function or visiting the The Hat Museum, I would chose the latter. They've made some changes to their admissions procedures. Tours are $75 for 1 to 6 people, so finding 5 additional people would be cost effective, and it would still be significantly less expensive than being bored to death by a bunch of geriatric Diamonds who are ripping off IBOs. http://www.thehatmuseum.com
The last time I wrote a post like this, someone who must have been there mentioned in the comments that they had gone to the Pittock Mansion. Admission is $9.50 for adults and somewhat less for children and youth under the age of 18. http://pittockmansion.org/
No one will want to miss a visit to the Church of Elvis Presley. It's displayed in the storefront of a shop in Chinatown. Provides access to a coin-operated cinema, which may be accessed from the sidewalk. As a result, I'd say it's nearly free. The ideal gift for individuals who would rather worship the King of Rock and Roll than some sack of shit self-proclaimed great Amway God. Due to the fact that brainwashing tactics work better when people are sleep deprived, it is a strange coincidence that the poor bastards attending Family Reunion will also be up and about pretty much 24 hours a day. Even at 2 a.m., the Church of Elvis movie is more interesting than the sack of shit Platinum in the company of other nocturnal creatures! http://www.24hourchurchofelvis.com/
Tour and tasting of the House Spirits Distillery. Yummy! You must be 21 years old. There is a cost for sampling, but if you purchase a bottle of wine, the fee is waived. This will make you forget about those nefarious Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs)! http://housespirits.com
In the case of adults, the Oregon Zoo's admission fee is $11.50. Other age groups will find it a little more affordable. It will be entertaining to visit the bear exhibit and imagine yourself feeding the grizzlies on your upline! http://www.oregonzoo.org/
If you're serious about visiting Portland, Oregon and participating in tourist attractions, check out Trip Advisor's recommendations at http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g52024-Activities-Portland Oregon.html#TtD. Museums and parks are the most popular tourist destinations.
And, as is customary...
The family reunion is a pain in the neck!
.....WWDB is a jerk!
.....Amway is a scumbag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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