The experience of attending Amway meetings when the Platinum tries to boost everyone's ego by calling them "smart businesspeople" is all too familiar. At least in the Amway meetings I attended, there were no intelligent businesswomen to be found, but what do you expect when the board of directors is run by a male chauvinist pig?
Here's something to make you laugh.
Earlier this morning, an IBO came upon my site while conducting a Google search for "need tickets to Family Reunion in Boise, Idaho."
I mean, what the hell is going on? Is it possible that this individual has been sleeping during Amway meetings for the past three months? The Puryear Family Reunion took place over the weekend.
The information he need would have been readily available to him had he been a frequent reader of my blog for a month at a time.
Not to say that some clever IBO won't try to scam him and sell him tickets to the function last weekend, but you have to question what that individual is learning at Amway meetings. This is what happens when you hire the local fool as a consultant!
Despite the fact that Puryear Family Reunion has passed, my site is still receiving hits. It's unclear whether this is because IBO made a mistake on their calendar and isn't aware of its conclusion, or whether they are now soliciting feedback from those who attended.
This guy, who is frantic for tickets to the Family Reunion in Boise, almost had me laugh as hard as the searcher who came to my blog after Googling "why do Igbos quarrel by throwing eggs at each other"! I almost had a good chuckle at his expense!
I still get hits from individuals who want to know how to say fuck in Igbo, just in case anyone was curious.
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